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IQ test for lawyers: explain John Roberts' judicial philosophy in < 5 sentences

If you can do it in one sentence that's great, but you're al...
Mind-boggling den
  06/30/26
See moniker
Hairraiser Transparent Feces
  06/30/26
Roberts was against gay marriage. He authored the DISSENT in...
Mind-boggling den
  06/30/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4634315&mc=66&a...
Hairraiser Transparent Feces
  06/30/26
That's all you got, we get it
Mind-boggling den
  06/30/26
All anyone white needs
Hairraiser Transparent Feces
  06/30/26
"He's a dork with a crushing desire to be popular."...
Cerebral Property Corn Cake
  06/30/26
Yeah libs love him and invite him to their cocktail parties,...
Mind-boggling den
  06/30/26
Doesn't seem like you know many people like this. They are ...
Cerebral Property Corn Cake
  07/01/26
Wow, you know lots of people like John Roberts
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26
Well, I am an officer of the court, after all
Cerebral Property Corn Cake
  07/01/26
Crippled by fear
wonderful masturbator stage
  07/01/26
A man who understands the concept of LEGACY both for himself...
Multi-colored famous landscape painting
  07/01/26
change nothing. maintain status quo at all costs despite the...
Rusted dopamine
  07/01/26
u people think these fags have coherent "philosophies&q...
curious reading party
  07/01/26
Wow, I guess I just keep getting lucky https://www.xoxoht...
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26
He’s trying to prevent a civil war
alcoholic tripping trust fund
  07/01/26
He’s apparently a pedophile, so whatever his masters t...
concupiscible soggy university
  07/01/26
Wow, that must be why I can accurately predict everything he...
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26
yes
Hairraiser Transparent Feces
  07/01/26
...
concupiscible soggy university
  07/01/26
"im gay"
Orchid seedy fat ankles
  07/01/26
protect legitimacy of the court at all costs
Boyish sooty newt
  07/01/26
false, he knows the entire judiciary will obey him. It's nev...
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26
It used to be protecting SCOTUS as an institution, but it ha...
glittery parlor
  07/01/26
In 2005 no one thought SCOTUS needed any protection
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26
I feel like there was kind of a traumatic decision just a fe...
glittery parlor
  07/01/26
Except everyone knew the case was correctly decided and Gore...
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26
Self-loathing right wing establishment homosexual in the mol...
drunken ungodly striped hyena coffee pot
  07/01/26
avoid being yelled at and called “controversial”...
Well-lubricated provocative station coldplay fan
  07/01/26
close. Best one so far for sure
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26
A scared man ### This has been a message from United Sta...
stimulating personal credit line
  07/01/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879001&foru...
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26
did you intentionally make a mistake on roe v wade
Rusted dopamine
  07/01/26
Libs handed that decision to Alito on a silver platter when ...
Mind-boggling den
  07/01/26


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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

If you can do it in one sentence that's great, but you're allowed to use as many as four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49971715)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Transparent Feces

See moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49971727)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

Roberts was against gay marriage. He authored the DISSENT in that case. This is what I mean by shitcons being too low IQ to understand Roberts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49971733)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser Transparent Feces

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4634315&mc=66&forum_id=2#40993963

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49971743)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

That's all you got, we get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49971765)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Transparent Feces

All anyone white needs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49971769)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Cerebral Property Corn Cake

"He's a dork with a crushing desire to be popular."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49971810)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

Yeah libs love him and invite him to their cocktail parties, good call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49971957)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Cerebral Property Corn Cake

Doesn't seem like you know many people like this. They are almost never actually popular or the ones you invite to do anything other than get clowned on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973234)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling den

Wow, you know lots of people like John Roberts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973475)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Property Corn Cake

Well, I am an officer of the court, after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974151)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: wonderful masturbator stage

Crippled by fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973223)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored famous landscape painting

A man who understands the concept of LEGACY both for himself and the institution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973249)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Rusted dopamine

change nothing. maintain status quo at all costs despite the 1-way ratchet effect of the pervasive lib overreach->con fecklessness cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973251)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: curious reading party

u people think these fags have coherent "philosophies"

ljl law is so faggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973485)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

Wow, I guess I just keep getting lucky

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1980647&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973634)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: alcoholic tripping trust fund

He’s trying to prevent a civil war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973641)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy university

He’s apparently a pedophile, so whatever his masters tell him to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973642)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

Wow, that must be why I can accurately predict everything he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973657)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser Transparent Feces

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973761)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: concupiscible soggy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973904)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Orchid seedy fat ankles

"im gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973652)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Boyish sooty newt

protect legitimacy of the court at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973660)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

false, he knows the entire judiciary will obey him. It's never been up for debate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974064)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: glittery parlor

It used to be protecting SCOTUS as an institution, but it has evolved into Fuck this gay Earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973678)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

In 2005 no one thought SCOTUS needed any protection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973887)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: glittery parlor

I feel like there was kind of a traumatic decision just a few years before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974280)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

Except everyone knew the case was correctly decided and Gore himself never complained about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974283)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: drunken ungodly striped hyena coffee pot

Self-loathing right wing establishment homosexual in the mold of Lindsay Graham and other gay icons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973893)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated provocative station coldplay fan

avoid being yelled at and called “controversial” by shitlib journalists at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49973903)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

close. Best one so far for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974017)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: stimulating personal credit line

A scared man

###

This has been a message from United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974035)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879001&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974066)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Rusted dopamine

did you intentionally make a mistake on roe v wade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974221)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling den

Libs handed that decision to Alito on a silver platter when they refused to raise their only persuasive arguments. It's funny because Alito still left them room to respond in that opinion. He's not saying the Constitution or the Bible commands this. The real question is whether libs will ever read the opinion and give it some thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2...id..#49974244)