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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Dashing Azure Twinkling Uncleanness Indirect Expression
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
light black woman
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
wonderful deep theater stage sandwich
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
trip trailer park
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
aquamarine ticket booth volcanic crater
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
opaque station toaster
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Dashing Azure Twinkling Uncleanness Indirect Expression
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
canary native
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
copper hairraiser business firm
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Glassy state
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Cream excitant parlor liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker
  08/29/25
no
Cream excitant parlor liquid oxygen
  08/29/25
Eat shit
charismatic preventive strike
  08/29/25
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  08/28/25
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charismatic preventive strike
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
razzle-dazzle crackhouse
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
maize shaky mediation
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
comical ruddy jew
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
maize shaky mediation
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Gay bearded jewess water buffalo
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Emerald Vivacious Church
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
light black woman
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
light black woman
  08/28/25
wow
aquamarine ticket booth volcanic crater
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Red toilet seat stage
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
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  08/29/25
...
bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Khaki Theatre Cuckold
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Hyperventilating national
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Dashing Azure Twinkling Uncleanness Indirect Expression

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: light black woman

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: wonderful deep theater stage sandwich

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: trip trailer park

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: aquamarine ticket booth volcanic crater

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: opaque station toaster

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Dashing Azure Twinkling Uncleanness Indirect Expression

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: canary native

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: copper hairraiser business firm

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Glassy state

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Cream excitant parlor liquid oxygen

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Cream excitant parlor liquid oxygen

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Cream excitant parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle crackhouse

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: maize shaky mediation

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: comical ruddy jew

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: maize shaky mediation

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Gay bearded jewess water buffalo

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Emerald Vivacious Church

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: light black woman

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: light black woman

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: aquamarine ticket booth volcanic crater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Red toilet seat stage

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: multi-colored indigo genital piercing

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive shrine windowlicker

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Khaki Theatre Cuckold

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating national

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#50102080)