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RFK Jr.’s doctor says your shits should be orgasmic
| walnut passionate lay boiling water | 08/07/26 |
| cerise institution | 08/07/26 |
| walnut passionate lay boiling water | 08/08/26 |
| fiercely-loyal slap-happy pit dingle berry | 08/08/26 |
| Tan crackhouse mood | 08/08/26 |
| light irradiated stage | 08/08/26 |
| Console No. 9 | 08/08/26 |
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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: walnut passionate lay boiling water https://nypost.com/2026/08/07/health/rfk-jr-s-doctor-says-proper-poops-are-nearly-orgasmic/
Trump’s Cabinet may be having a very different experience on the porcelain throne than the rest of America.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Vice President JD Vance are among the senior officials embracing a diet that promises weight loss, glowing skin — and, perhaps most eyebrow-raising of all, “nearly orgasmic” poops.
Yes, really. That’s how going No. 2 should feel, according to Dr. Sean O’Mara, who developed the eating plan he says primes the gut to produce bowel movements that are fast, odorless and even wipe-free.
“When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” O’Mara told the New York Times Magazine. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.”
The emergency medicine physician turned health optimization expert has followed his so-called “living carnivore diet” for a decade and claims it’s transformed his life — including his trips to the bathroom.
“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
The meal plan in question requires followers to ditch sugar, alcohol and heavily processed foods in favor of grass-fed meat and fermented fare like sauerkraut and kimchi.
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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:17 PM Author: cerise institution Ttiwwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890507&forum_id=2...id..#50052290) |
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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:10 AM Author: walnut passionate lay boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890507&forum_id=2...id..#50052956) |
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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:47 AM Author: fiercely-loyal slap-happy pit dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890507&forum_id=2...id..#50053015) |
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Date: August 8th, 2026 5:20 AM Author: Tan crackhouse mood these kinds of people have always existed throughout human history. Orwell talks about 'food cranks' and 'juice drinkers,' and Romans and Egyptians had food obsessives with special attendants who would examine their bowel movements for 'health.'
it's a weird human compulsion. |
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Date: August 8th, 2026 5:43 AM Author: light irradiated stage it makes total sense? jkust think of how much your body is dedicate to alimentary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890507&forum_id=2...id..#50053062) |
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Date: August 8th, 2026 9:29 AM Author: Console No. 9 So moaning when you wipe is normal now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890507&forum_id=2...id..#50053178) |