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RATE My Etrog (Citron Fruit) For Sukkot (PIC)
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:01 PM Author: Wine degenerate https://i.imgur.com/3gHeoZi.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38988814) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM Author: Flickering Stage Crotch http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989176) |
Date: October 16th, 2019 9:03 PM Author: Crawly Nibblets Does it fit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38988832) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:41 AM Author: ms rachel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#50042549) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:06 PM Author: Cerebral frum affirmative action Looks like a lemon recovered from Peterman's rectum by an emergency room doctor after it remained lodged there for a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38988858) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM Author: Canary Gaped Foreskin Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991379) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:06 PM Author: Ruddy orchestra pit hominid Very nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38988864) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:07 PM Author: Wine degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38988870) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM Author: Flickering Stage Crotch http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989179) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:29 PM Author: lascivious shivering chapel My estimate: >$95. Too much for a semi Baal Teshuva. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989023) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:55 PM Author: Wine degenerate tyty, but i got the whole set for $35.
they're desperate to unload those fuckers on erev sukkot (sunday). as you know, they're totally worthless once the chag starts and there are dozens of other sellers lined up one after another on the street. it's a total buyer's market. i found a nice guy who agreed to a price and then let me dig thru his entire box of them and pick out the best one.
prob could have negotiated it for even less, but i was happy with my etrog. |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:57 PM Author: Flickering Stage Crotch http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4351238&forum_id=2#38887709 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989180) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:46 PM Author: lascivious shivering chapel Wow looks like a steal. Was this in MFH or did you have to go to Boro Park? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989478) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 2:00 AM Author: Wine degenerate tyty. it's a good one. MFH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38990096) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:59 PM Author: confused supple jew What is the significance of this sand people nonsense? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989187) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:04 PM Author: Wine degenerate torah says: "But on the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when you gather in the produce of the land, you shall celebrate the festival of the Lord for a seven day period; the first day shall be a rest day, and the eighth day shall be a rest day. And you shall take for yourselves on the first day, the fruit of the hadar tree, date palm fronds, a branch of a braided tree, and willows of the brook, and you shall rejoice before the Lord your God for a seven day period."
so we have this now: https://static.timesofisrael.com/www/uploads/2017/10/F171008YS14.jpg |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:09 PM Author: confused supple jew You really should have picked one of the cooler near east gods. Babylon had some sweet ones as I recall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989244) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:10 PM Author: Wine degenerate "had" is the keyword.
YHVH won out. l'chaim! |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:12 PM Author: confused supple jew Thanks to your white benefactors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989258) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:15 PM Author: Contagious Temple Immigrant 180
what do you do with them after the holiday |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:19 PM Author: Wine degenerate ty.
ppl do all sorts of things.
the vast majority of ppl just throw them away.
some people make jam or cookies with it.
i know a guy who asks everyone he knows for their etrogs and makes a homemade liquor with it (and invites ppl over to drink it).
aspie guys save them and watch them dry out and save them. they look kind of cool and prehistoric.
any ideas? last yr i did the 'aspie guys' thing. |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:21 PM Author: Contagious Temple Immigrant ok, so it's not like against the rules to just eat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989307) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:24 PM Author: Wine degenerate nothing in the rules prevents you from feeding it to your golden retriever.
tbf, people say that they're sprayed with all sorts of pesticides to make sure they look as good as possible (knowing that nobody is using them for food) and, as such, that it's not safe to eat them.
in iran, all the hotels had citron jam in little packages every morning. it was 180. |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:33 PM Author: Contagious Temple Immigrant it really is a prehistoric fruit, from an era before modern citrus like lemons and oranges
I want to eat it one day, but apparently I married the wrong kind of Jew to ever get one. |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:58 AM Author: Wine degenerate yeah, it's a cool fruit. are u familiar with this variety of citron: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha's_hand . totally bizarre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38990090) |
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Date: October 16th, 2019 10:45 PM Author: mildly autistic useless brakes plaza Oh weird how you did the aspie thing! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38989473) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 1:55 AM Author: Wine degenerate :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38990081) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:24 AM Author: Wine degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991315) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:29 AM Author: dark deep pit hairy legs If goys actually knew the ins and outs of this weird fucking cult they would string up Joos in the streets without a Hitlerian figure telling them to do it. There are undoubtedly CR aspects of the faith (Sabbath, community, etc.), which is probably why it has survived 5,000 years, but on the whole, your freakish cult is just weird, bro. The fact that you're allegedly not-retarded and you follow the rules to the letter even though you didn't grow up in an Orthodox household is even fucking weirder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991328) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:40 AM Author: internet-worthy casino Huh It’s the compliance that makes the alliance |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:43 AM Author: Wine degenerate cr. this poaster's "undoubtedly CR" aspects of judaism wouldnt exist without the bizarre rules (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991386) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:44 AM Author: dark deep pit hairy legs (Chops off newborn's dick off; sucks on it) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991399) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:48 AM Author: Wine degenerate the sponge method is kosher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991425) |
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Date: June 13th, 2020 9:03 PM Author: At-the-ready Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#40411996) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:34 AM Author: hilarious sex offender It has the intact pitam, very nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991339) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM Author: Wine degenerate l'chaim!
i prefer an even bigger pitam (not ironside) but it was a nice classy symmetrical pitam |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 AM Author: Canary Gaped Foreskin Background Story Can you make margaritas with it when you're done? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991384) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:44 AM Author: Wine degenerate yes. not sure whether that's a good use of them -- whether it'd just taste like a lemony margarita and get diluted out. ideas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991393) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:46 AM Author: Canary Gaped Foreskin Background Story https://www.kosher.com/recipe/gittas-etrog-jam-recipe-3734 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991412) |
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:47 AM Author: Wine degenerate looks 180. just dont know how big the batch is gonna be a 1 etrog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#38991421) |
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Date: October 15th, 2024 11:47 AM Author: bull headed drab step-uncle's house mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4364989&forum_id=2...id..#48200196) |