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What the fuck happened to Magic: The Gathering?

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgrace...
Bonkers brunch
  07/21/26
I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queer...
impertinent hissy fit station
  07/21/26
you are correct, zir.
irradiated pea-brained sneaky criminal
  07/21/26
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chrome appetizing philosopher-king trailer park
  07/21/26
Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got sup...
irradiated pea-brained sneaky criminal
  07/21/26
>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got...
Naked Genital Piercing
  07/21/26
Modernity: The Gathering
Naked Genital Piercing
  07/21/26
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Pink whorehouse factory reset button
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Naked Genital Piercing
  07/21/26
tp
Odious startling rigor property
  07/21/26
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Naked Genital Piercing
  07/22/26
"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and a...
Pink whorehouse factory reset button
  07/21/26
Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?
Insecure kitchen
  07/21/26
being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff
Pink whorehouse factory reset button
  07/21/26
in the brain chamber
Flickering locus
  07/21/26
Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH
Disturbing Karate
  07/21/26
Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your br...
Bonkers brunch
  07/25/26
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lascivious citrine coffee pot
  07/27/26
token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weeni...
Pink whorehouse factory reset button
  07/27/26
semen-stained serra angels
Bonkers brunch
  07/28/26
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  07/26/26
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vibrant goal in life center
  07/26/26
(JD Vance)
angry chapel
  07/21/26
EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began suppo...
vengeful nursing home pocket flask
  07/21/26
just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl
Pink whorehouse factory reset button
  07/21/26
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vengeful nursing home pocket flask
  07/26/26
had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr
unholy lodge jew
  07/21/26
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vibrant goal in life center
  07/26/26
"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Ma...
Bonkers brunch
  07/26/26
it's just as gay and retarded as it seems
Pink whorehouse factory reset button
  07/26/26
It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to us...
vengeful nursing home pocket flask
  07/28/26
blown | out | tp
Odious startling rigor property
  07/21/26
https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1...
crawly senate
  07/25/26
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Pink whorehouse factory reset button
  07/25/26
That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York Ci...
vengeful nursing home pocket flask
  07/26/26
The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, ...
Stimulating cobalt business firm
  07/25/26
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vengeful nursing home pocket flask
  07/26/26
WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card gam...
Ebony institution digit ratio
  07/27/26
Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek w...
irradiated pea-brained sneaky criminal
  07/28/26
EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG...
vengeful nursing home pocket flask
  07/28/26
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  07/28/26


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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Bonkers brunch

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgraceful to the lore:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR7K693P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014407)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: impertinent hissy fit station

I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014422)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: irradiated pea-brained sneaky criminal

you are correct, zir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014432)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: chrome appetizing philosopher-king trailer park



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: irradiated pea-brained sneaky criminal

Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay. Lots of licensed sets not like TMNT, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy, etc. Trannies took over all the nerd hobbies like DnD and Magic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014431)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Naked Genital Piercing

>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay.

LOL’d, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014990)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Naked Genital Piercing

Modernity: The Gathering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014991)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50015001)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Naked Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50015011)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Odious startling rigor property

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50015336)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: Naked Genital Piercing



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse factory reset button

"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and asian guys' to 'people with shitty phenotypes.' people who have shitty phenotypes are overwhelmingly lib and so everything about nerd clique became shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014650)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Insecure kitchen

Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014668)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse factory reset button

being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014679)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Flickering locus

in the brain chamber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014974)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Disturbing Karate

Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50015332)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Bonkers brunch

Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your bros, all perfect phenotypes with hitler youth haircuts, and just ethnically cleansing all of the shitlibs out in the first round with your decks full of Black Lotuses, Moxes, and Dual Lands. Every round from the second all the way through the finals is just clean cut alpha white bros with maybe a token azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024001)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: lascivious citrine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50026235)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: Pink whorehouse factory reset button

token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weenie deck tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50026238)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Bonkers brunch

semen-stained serra angels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50028931)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: vibrant goal in life center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024771)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: vibrant goal in life center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024776)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: angry chapel

(JD Vance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014676)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: vengeful nursing home pocket flask

EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began supporting it ("Commander"); this is now the dominant form, and the four person nature of the game means that it has all sorts of dumb shitty "Rule 0" "let people enjoy things" energy coming in.

At the same time, Hasbro realized that it could print money by doing licensing deals with other IP. The LotR set was actually 180 (because it's in keeping with the fantasy setting) but now we have Fallout and Marvel and so on.

Premodern offers something of a Reprieve but it's a little too sweaty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014966)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse factory reset button

just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50014977)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: vengeful nursing home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024767)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: unholy lodge jew

had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50015027)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: vibrant goal in life center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024775)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Bonkers brunch

"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Magic: The Gathering card game where each player builds a 100-card deck around a chosen legendary creature or Planeswalker called a "Commander." In this format, players can only include one copy of each card (except basic lands) and start with 40 life points."

Wow I just threw up in my mouth a little. 100 cards no dupes...that isn't even a "deck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50025845)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse factory reset button

it's just as gay and retarded as it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50025850)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: vengeful nursing home pocket flask

It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to use all the janky rares and dumb combos that weren't viable anywhere else and it was fun

But now it's all streamlined and optimized and stupid as hell

And lots of players now act like having "four of the same card" is "stupid and uncreative" when it comes to 60 card MtG

Imagine the game being overrun by turo redditors and you're on the right track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50029036)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Odious startling rigor property

blown | out | tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50015335)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: crawly senate

https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1000.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024002)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024039)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: vengeful nursing home pocket flask

That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York City represented in the game.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024782)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Stimulating cobalt business firm

The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, and the game disappeared with them; the vacant niche was then occupied by a grotesque Ninja Turtles–themed offshoot bearing little resemblance to its ancestor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024042)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: vengeful nursing home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50024774)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: Ebony institution digit ratio

WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card game, or something like "Dungeons & Dragons"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50026251)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:02 AM
Author: irradiated pea-brained sneaky criminal

Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek with a $1,000 Nekusar, the Mindrazer commander deck 🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50028941)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: vengeful nursing home pocket flask

EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50029037)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: comical fanboi parlor

Queered successfully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2...id..#50028955)