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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
Judgmental lettuce meetinghouse
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
glittery chest-beating principal's office associate
  04/01/26
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doobsian nursing home
  04/01/26
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Aromatic gold box office karate
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
Aphrodisiac Juggernaut
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Lake patrolman theater
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
Aphrodisiac Juggernaut
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
doobsian nursing home
  04/01/26
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Judgmental lettuce meetinghouse
  04/01/26
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Aromatic gold box office karate
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
boyish yarmulke
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
embarrassed to the bone windowlicker locale
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
doobsian nursing home
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
Indigo hospital regret
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
sinister alcoholic internal respiration
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
sapphire party of the first part field
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
Aphrodisiac Juggernaut
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Titillating rigpig
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Titillating rigpig
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
frum wrinkle
  04/01/26
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glittery chest-beating principal's office associate
  04/01/26
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Twinkling Athletic Conference
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
laughsome gas station gaping
  04/01/26
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Aromatic gold box office karate
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Soul-stirring tank parlor
  04/01/26
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amber black woman address
  04/01/26
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glittery chest-beating principal's office associate
  04/01/26
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Fiercely-loyal partner
  04/01/26
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vigorous dull hairy legs
  04/01/26
...
jade knife becky
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
learning disabled dead police squad
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
Aphrodisiac Juggernaut
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Soul-stirring tank parlor
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Gaped Elastic Band Toaster
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
Lime temple
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Aromatic gold box office karate
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
learning disabled dead police squad
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
bat-shit-crazy chocolate den
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
mind-boggling alcoholic university deer antler
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
self-centered walnut rehab voyeur
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
awkward vibrant crackhouse
  04/01/26
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learning disabled dead police squad
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
vigorous dull hairy legs
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
appetizing stag film
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
jade knife becky
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Judgmental lettuce meetinghouse

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: glittery chest-beating principal's office associate

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: doobsian nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Aromatic gold box office karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Juggernaut

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Lake patrolman theater

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Juggernaut

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: doobsian nursing home

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Judgmental lettuce meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Aromatic gold box office karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: boyish yarmulke

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone windowlicker locale

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: doobsian nursing home

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Indigo hospital regret

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: sinister alcoholic internal respiration

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: sapphire party of the first part field

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Juggernaut

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Titillating rigpig

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Titillating rigpig

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: frum wrinkle

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: glittery chest-beating principal's office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Twinkling Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: laughsome gas station gaping

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Aromatic gold box office karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring tank parlor

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: amber black woman address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: glittery chest-beating principal's office associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: vigorous dull hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: jade knife becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: learning disabled dead police squad

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Juggernaut

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring tank parlor

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Gaped Elastic Band Toaster

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Lime temple

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Aromatic gold box office karate

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: learning disabled dead police squad

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chocolate den

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic university deer antler

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: self-centered walnut rehab voyeur

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: awkward vibrant crackhouse

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: learning disabled dead police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: vigorous dull hairy legs

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: appetizing stag film

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: jade knife becky

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787327)