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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  09/15/13
explain.
learning disabled heaven
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Marvelous range
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Grizzly curious dysfunction
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Swollen mahogany market knife
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Violet Business Firm
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
histrionic ticket booth hunting ground
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Marvelous range
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Greedy Incel Sex Offender
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Excitant Mildly Autistic Stead
  09/15/13
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Domesticated gas station
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learning disabled heaven
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Marvelous range
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  09/15/13
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odious filthy library roommate
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
cocky peach halford
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
ebony impertinent deer antler
  09/15/13
its ok.
Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Bistre Whorehouse
  09/25/15
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Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  12/03/15
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Cracking House
  12/03/15
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Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  01/22/16
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lavender costumed center
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odious filthy library roommate
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  06/22/16
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Cracking House
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  06/21/17
do you pay?
brindle razzle-dazzle trailer park
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
brindle razzle-dazzle trailer park
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  02/11/23
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dull weed whacker forum
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
primrose ratface pit
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
duck-like lay
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: learning disabled heaven

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Marvelous range

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Grizzly curious dysfunction

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Swollen mahogany market knife

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Violet Business Firm

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: histrionic ticket booth hunting ground

outback bars are garbage

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Marvelous range

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Greedy Incel Sex Offender

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Excitant Mildly Autistic Stead

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Domesticated gas station



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: learning disabled heaven



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Marvelous range

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: odious filthy library roommate



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: cocky peach halford

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: ebony impertinent deer antler

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Bistre Whorehouse

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Cracking House

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: lavender costumed center



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: odious filthy library roommate



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Cracking House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle trailer park

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle trailer park

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: razzle azure dilemma yarmulke

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: dull weed whacker forum

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: primrose ratface pit

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: duck-like lay

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: plum factory reset button garrison

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: contagious slimy set



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Geriatric Startling Place Of Business Alpha

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