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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Maize Temple
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
galvanic ruby national
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Stirring Generalized Bond
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
peach vigorous people who are hurt hominid
  04/28/26
...
Amethyst Church Son Of Senegal
  04/29/26
...
floppy nursing home private investor
  04/29/26
Seems so
Chartreuse Den Dopamine
  04/30/26
...
crimson stage
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Glittery pozpig center
  05/06/26
...
coral thriller gay wizard therapy
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
Cerise Main People Stag Film
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
exciting sandwich
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
coral thriller gay wizard therapy
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
hairraiser cheese-eating fanboi scourge upon the earth
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
floppy nursing home private investor
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Amethyst Church Son Of Senegal
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
Chartreuse Den Dopamine
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
floppy nursing home private investor
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
Citrine cruise ship
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
Amethyst Church Son Of Senegal
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
floppy nursing home private investor
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
Carmine church building newt
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
Odious buff sneaky criminal office
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
Citrine cruise ship
  04/29/26
Alpha.
comical internet-worthy sanctuary patrolman
  04/29/26
Is this real?
Heady pistol
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
Chartreuse Den Dopamine
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
Razzle-dazzle degenerate
  04/30/26
U drunk?
Chartreuse Den Dopamine
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
Razzle-dazzle degenerate
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Amethyst Church Son Of Senegal
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
crimson stage
  04/30/26
...
crimson stage
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
Citrine cruise ship
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration
  05/02/26
Majestic
Citrine cruise ship
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
Chartreuse Den Dopamine
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
floppy nursing home private investor
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
floppy nursing home private investor
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
Citrine cruise ship
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Maize Temple
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
Citrine cruise ship
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
floppy nursing home private investor
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Maize Temple
  05/04/26
...
floppy nursing home private investor
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
floppy nursing home private investor
  05/06/26
...
comical internet-worthy sanctuary patrolman
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
coral thriller gay wizard therapy
  05/06/26
^^the author
Citrine cruise ship
  05/06/26
...
coral thriller gay wizard therapy
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Maize Temple
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
Very tactful duck-like becky piazza
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Maize Temple

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: galvanic ruby national

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Stirring Generalized Bond

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: peach vigorous people who are hurt hominid

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Amethyst Church Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Chartreuse Den Dopamine

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: crimson stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Glittery pozpig center

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: coral thriller gay wizard therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Cerise Main People Stag Film

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: exciting sandwich

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: coral thriller gay wizard therapy

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: hairraiser cheese-eating fanboi scourge upon the earth

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Amethyst Church Son Of Senegal

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Den Dopamine

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Citrine cruise ship

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Amethyst Church Son Of Senegal

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Carmine church building newt

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Odious buff sneaky criminal office

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Citrine cruise ship

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: comical internet-worthy sanctuary patrolman

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Heady pistol

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Chartreuse Den Dopamine

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle degenerate

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Chartreuse Den Dopamine

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle degenerate

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Amethyst Church Son Of Senegal

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: crimson stage

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: crimson stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Citrine cruise ship

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Citrine cruise ship

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse Den Dopamine

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Costumed haunting plaza internal respiration

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Citrine cruise ship

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Maize Temple

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Citrine cruise ship

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Maize Temple

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: floppy nursing home private investor

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: comical internet-worthy sanctuary patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: coral thriller gay wizard therapy

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Citrine cruise ship

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: coral thriller gay wizard therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Maize Temple

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Very tactful duck-like becky piazza

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871448)