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what to do with kids in Maine?

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 an...
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters....
cocky sandwich site
  07/16/26
you are into lobsters huh
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
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titillating amethyst theater fortuitous meteor
  07/16/26
I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too
exhilarant sooty trump supporter
  07/16/26
with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and ...
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've s...
exhilarant sooty trump supporter
  07/16/26
yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my ton...
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
Zurich really loves his wife!
exhilarant sooty trump supporter
  07/16/26
good at computer
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
i'm gonna vomit
Well-lubricated hyperactive stage
  07/16/26
sand nigger
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When...
curious senate
  07/17/26
no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline)....
slate point crotch
  07/17/26
When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it...
exhilarant sooty trump supporter
  07/17/26
i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the ...
slate point crotch
  07/17/26
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Rough-skinned trip tanning salon
  07/16/26
Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the les...
narrow-minded ticket booth
  07/16/26
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purple hunting ground azn
  07/17/26
is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. ...
magical university
  07/16/26
her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a ...
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
I'm her boyfriend
exhilarant sooty trump supporter
  07/16/26
Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost
curious senate
  07/17/26
sorry for the confusion friend
slate point crotch
  07/17/26
Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinki...
curious senate
  07/17/26
just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling abo...
slate point crotch
  07/17/26
Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the b...
effete rehab
  07/16/26
ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that. c...
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.
effete rehab
  07/16/26
SP here. Try raping them
free-loading avocado rigor
  07/16/26
...
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
...
exhilarant sooty trump supporter
  07/16/26
"my wife, gary, and i" who is gary
Bespoke electric furnace corner
  07/16/26
she is my wife!
slate point crotch
  07/16/26
Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.
Bespoke electric furnace corner
  07/16/26
i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. s...
slate point crotch
  07/17/26
Visit the original Poland Spring
awkward cerebral indian lodge
  07/17/26
where is that? how far is bangor from portland? few hour...
slate point crotch
  07/17/26
Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon ...
red erotic pit reading party
  07/17/26
ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people s...
slate point crotch
  07/17/26
But what would they even have in life if they couldn't compl...
curious senate
  07/17/26
do cocaine and meth with them
seedy transparent public bath kitty cat
  07/17/26
i can't bc i am sober now
slate point crotch
  07/17/26
update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and rent...
60 year old retarded jewish pedophile
  08/10/26
trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday,...
60 year old retarded jewish pedophile
  08/14/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: slate point crotch

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 and 8, both boys) in early august. staying in portland. haven't been to ME with kids. what is fun to do there? staying for 5 days. ty.



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: cocky sandwich site

lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters. kids will freak and have fun with that. Watch lobsters fight. and then of course, learn to eat and enjoy lobsters.

get experience of rocky beaches with cold water.

is it blueberry season? drive up and pick / eat fresh berries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004524)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: slate point crotch

you are into lobsters huh

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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: titillating amethyst theater fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: exhilarant sooty trump supporter

I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too

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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: slate point crotch

with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and pulled out and started eating her puss and ass then started banging her again. rate this move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004536)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: exhilarant sooty trump supporter

I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've started fucking holes but it does demonstrate enthusiastic lust which women go crazy for.

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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: slate point crotch

yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my tongue in her box because it made her immediately start to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004545)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: exhilarant sooty trump supporter

Zurich really loves his wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004548)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: slate point crotch

good at computer

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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: slate point crotch

btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004562)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperactive stage

i'm gonna vomit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004573)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: slate point crotch

sand nigger

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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: curious senate

Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When you say puss, you mean buss for us old fashioned motherfuckers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006001)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: slate point crotch

no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline). i've called her gary for years as a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006003)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: exhilarant sooty trump supporter

When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it's...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006009)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: slate point crotch

i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the hold after you fuck it" move a second night in a row.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006016)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Rough-skinned trip tanning salon



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded ticket booth

Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the less-visited portion of the NP on Schoodic Peninsula has some 180 bike trails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004543)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: purple hunting ground azn



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: magical university

is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. my apologies if i'm not up to speed with the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004559)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: slate point crotch

her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a joke. in fact, i usually say "gary? gary where are you?" in richard simmons' voice (referencing richard simmons talking to gary dell'abate on the stern show in like 2003) and we have a laugh about that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004560)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: exhilarant sooty trump supporter

I'm her boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004564)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: curious senate

Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006002)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: slate point crotch

sorry for the confusion friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006004)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: curious senate

Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinking "Gary" was just a funny name for a chick, then I confused myself with the sexual mercurialism you've talked about, and now know Gary is a girl. All is right with the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006023)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: slate point crotch

just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling about on here is the gay sex and HIV. all the other stuff has been true (unfortunately).

that said, i did engage a tranny escort once, i can't claim i was making that up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006027)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: effete rehab

Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the bus service is pretty useful and clean/safe.

There are whale watching boats going right out of downtown Portland.

Spend a day throwing rocks at hippies in downtown Portland.

There are a lot of breweries around there if you want to brewdad it.

I have 180 childhood memories of Franconia Falls over in NH.

Rent a pontoon boat and cruise around one of the many lakes. Swim and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004591)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: slate point crotch

ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that.

cant brewdad, im a recovering addict lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004597)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: effete rehab

Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004609)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: free-loading avocado rigor

SP here. Try raping them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004603)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: slate point crotch



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: exhilarant sooty trump supporter



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Bespoke electric furnace corner

"my wife, gary, and i"

who is gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004732)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: slate point crotch

she is my wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50004905)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Bespoke electric furnace corner

Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50005391)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: slate point crotch

i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. sorry and i will pay more attention to detail thank,.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50005979)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: awkward cerebral indian lodge

Visit the original Poland Spring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50005980)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: slate point crotch

where is that?

how far is bangor from portland? few hours, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50005984)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: red erotic pit reading party

Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon of white paradise has no idea what they are talking about. bring your kids to portland but know they will be walking over meth addicts the entire time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006019)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: slate point crotch

ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people surrounded by abject poors who might as well live in arkansas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006021)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: curious senate

But what would they even have in life if they couldn't complain about the nor'easters? Well, aside from a crushing opiod addiction and lack of hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006025)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: seedy transparent public bath kitty cat

do cocaine and meth with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006057)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: slate point crotch

i can't bc i am sober now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50006060)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: 60 year old retarded jewish pedophile ((zurich is stained))

update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and renting a car to drive to portland. will stop in kennebunk for lobster roals.

on thursday, we are doing a lobster boat tour thing (~90 min). on friday, doing a whale watching boat (~3.5 hours)

on saturday, we'll go to this place https://www.palaceplayland.com/ my kids absolutely love the rides at this place in ocean city, md called jolly roger. this place has similar rides (some of them look pretty 180).

other than those activities, we'll just find random chill shit to do.

on sunday, we are going down to boston and staying near fanueil hall. will hang around sunday afternoon/evening into monday in boston and come home on monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50057616)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: 60 year old retarded jewish pedophile ((zurich is stained))

trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday, which was really cool, and then a ghost tour at night. today, we did a whale watching boat (kind of a bust - we saw some porpoises and a huge sun fish but no whales - 3.5 hours), then a trolly tour that was about 2 hours that took us to a lighthouse.

going to old orchard beach tomorrow, which has rides and stuff, then maybe this wildlife preserve. canobie lake park came highly recommended, but i got outvoted on that. too much time.

sunday we're driving to boston, then monday we will do one of those duck tours, and i guess some other shit. we fly home monday evening.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2...id..#50068647)