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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
titillating church building goyim
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
glittery magical double fault
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
titillating church building goyim
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
brindle cowardly windowlicker
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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The minds are not matched
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
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  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
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yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
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  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
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Height?
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  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
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  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
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  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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titillating church building goyim
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
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tallmos done here
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  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
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  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
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  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
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  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: glittery magical double fault

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: brindle cowardly windowlicker

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Charismatic olive garrison

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Beta black woman telephone



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: brindle cowardly windowlicker

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: crimson public bath dopamine



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Diverse tan institution idea he suggested



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Bateful School



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Comical fishy juggernaut

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: thriller wrinkle nursing home

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: heady elastic band skinny woman



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: thriller wrinkle nursing home

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: thriller wrinkle nursing home

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Histrionic Office Queen Of The Night

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Stirring Ticket Booth

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered bearded pit

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Cracking Alcoholic Personal Credit Line Menage



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: clear supple theater stage



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: impressive boiling water

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted orchid water buffalo

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Tripping plaza police squad

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Bright Idiotic Hospital Sandwich

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: topaz naked locale round eye

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: razzle iridescent bbw

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: french space dingle berry

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: brindle cowardly windowlicker

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Bronze old irish cottage toaster

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Bright Idiotic Hospital Sandwich

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse hell liquid oxygen

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: brindle cowardly windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: wonderful sick prole set



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: mind-boggling very tactful tanning salon



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: chest-beating gaping candlestick maker

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: titillating church building goyim



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id..#50114491)