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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
plum aromatic philosopher-king
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Walnut range
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
self-absorbed impressive faggotry
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
plum aromatic philosopher-king
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Translucent territorial locus mental disorder
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
Ungodly swashbuckling abode giraffe
  04/28/26
...
Lavender Place Of Business Ratface
  04/29/26
...
underhanded half-breed brunch
  04/29/26
Seems so
scarlet doctorate alpha
  04/30/26
...
low-t wine travel guidebook
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Charismatic Ocher Parlor Sweet Tailpipe
  05/06/26
...
Tantric Sandwich Son Of Senegal
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
offensive psychic
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
jet-lagged magical ticket booth
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
Tantric Sandwich Son Of Senegal
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
Mind-boggling nursing home
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
underhanded half-breed brunch
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Lavender Place Of Business Ratface
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
scarlet doctorate alpha
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
underhanded half-breed brunch
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
Lavender Place Of Business Ratface
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
plum aromatic philosopher-king
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
underhanded half-breed brunch
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
Vermilion Filthpig
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
violet thriller step-uncle's house
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm
  04/29/26
Alpha.
Magenta heaven
  04/29/26
Is this real?
Costumed transparent orchestra pit
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
scarlet doctorate alpha
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
silver stirring hominid trust fund
  04/30/26
U drunk?
scarlet doctorate alpha
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
silver stirring hominid trust fund
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Lavender Place Of Business Ratface
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
low-t wine travel guidebook
  04/30/26
...
low-t wine travel guidebook
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
plum aromatic philosopher-king
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
plum aromatic philosopher-king
  05/02/26
Majestic
Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
scarlet doctorate alpha
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
underhanded half-breed brunch
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
underhanded half-breed brunch
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
plum aromatic philosopher-king
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Walnut range
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
underhanded half-breed brunch
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Walnut range
  05/04/26
...
underhanded half-breed brunch
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
underhanded half-breed brunch
  05/06/26
...
Magenta heaven
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
Tantric Sandwich Son Of Senegal
  05/06/26
^^the author
Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm
  05/06/26
...
Tantric Sandwich Son Of Senegal
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Walnut range
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
beta aphrodisiac stock car community account
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: plum aromatic philosopher-king

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Walnut range

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed impressive faggotry

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: plum aromatic philosopher-king

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Translucent territorial locus mental disorder

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Ungodly swashbuckling abode giraffe

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Lavender Place Of Business Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: scarlet doctorate alpha

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: low-t wine travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Ocher Parlor Sweet Tailpipe

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Tantric Sandwich Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: offensive psychic

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged magical ticket booth

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Tantric Sandwich Son Of Senegal

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nursing home

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Lavender Place Of Business Ratface

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: scarlet doctorate alpha

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Lavender Place Of Business Ratface

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: plum aromatic philosopher-king

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Vermilion Filthpig

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: violet thriller step-uncle's house

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Magenta heaven

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Costumed transparent orchestra pit

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: scarlet doctorate alpha

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: silver stirring hominid trust fund

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: scarlet doctorate alpha

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: silver stirring hominid trust fund

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Lavender Place Of Business Ratface

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: low-t wine travel guidebook

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: low-t wine travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: plum aromatic philosopher-king

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: plum aromatic philosopher-king

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: scarlet doctorate alpha

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: plum aromatic philosopher-king

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Walnut range

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Walnut range

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: underhanded half-breed brunch

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Magenta heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Tantric Sandwich Son Of Senegal

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Hateful genital piercing pisswyrm

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Tantric Sandwich Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Walnut range

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: beta aphrodisiac stock car community account

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2...id..#49871448)