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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Marvelous travel guidebook
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Nofapping Galvanic Locale
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Yapping excitant parlour toilet seat
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
avocado genital piercing box office
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appetizing area
  01/25/16
Brutal
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  10/27/17
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Cr edit
federal hyperventilating jewess
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Marvelous travel guidebook
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u softbatch TTT
Copper nursing home
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Cr
Marvelous travel guidebook
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slimy aqua school cafeteria
  01/25/16
hm
ruby metal stage
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
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wait
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
appetizing area
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Copper nursing home
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may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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garnet state
  01/25/16
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
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  01/25/16
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180
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drunken stain
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just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  10/21/16
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I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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RIP brother
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180
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Marvelous travel guidebook
  01/30/16
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It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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And yes, you're bald
diverse light brunch marketing idea
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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peach piazza
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Wild talented hell place of business
  01/25/16
toxic
slimy aqua school cafeteria
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Wild talented hell place of business
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
slimy aqua school cafeteria
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Wild talented hell place of business
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Marvelous travel guidebook
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your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
slimy aqua school cafeteria
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"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
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He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
slimy aqua school cafeteria
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No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Wild talented hell place of business
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
garnet state
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Wild talented hell place of business
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I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
garnet state
  01/25/16
TY bro
Wild talented hell place of business
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...
Electric opaque national
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Disturbing theater telephone
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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Obsidian lodge
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Hyperactive preventive strike
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
razzle rose striped hyena queen of the night
  10/27/17
credited advice
Tripping Church Multi-billionaire
  05/24/18
even more toxic
slimy aqua school cafeteria
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
slimy aqua school cafeteria
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i lol'd
Effete indirect expression
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Wild talented hell place of business
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
garnet state
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
slimy aqua school cafeteria
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Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
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...
Wild talented hell place of business
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so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
slimy aqua school cafeteria
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Will do my best. TY
Wild talented hell place of business
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Nofapping Galvanic Locale
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...
Dun Concupiscible Chapel
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
wine institution headpube
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
wine institution headpube
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Wild talented hell place of business
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we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
wine institution headpube
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
slimy aqua school cafeteria
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
wine institution headpube
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i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
slimy aqua school cafeteria
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
wine institution headpube
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Marvelous travel guidebook
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She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Wild talented hell place of business
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
slimy aqua school cafeteria
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Wild talented hell place of business
  01/25/16
Lmao
silver organic girlfriend
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Marvelous travel guidebook
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Copper nursing home
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Marvelous travel guidebook
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Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab
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Dun Concupiscible Chapel
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Haha
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...
khaki internal respiration mother
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
drunken stain
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Disturbing theater telephone
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
hot nibblets
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Bossy bright step-uncle's house keepsake machete
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can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Marvelous travel guidebook
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razzle rose striped hyena queen of the night
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Lmao good find
bat-shit-crazy range
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Lol oh my God
Twinkling Supple Library Crotch
  06/03/19
oh no
slap-happy field
  08/08/19
LOL
Chartreuse zombie-like pit
  03/16/20
JFC
Hyperactive preventive strike
  03/19/20
Update?
saffron dilemma
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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Wild talented hell place of business
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Self-centered cuckoldry
  05/19/16
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fishy spectacular abode therapy
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Blue gas station mood
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
khaki internal respiration mother
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Blue gas station mood
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Cr
khaki internal respiration mother
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Yapping excitant parlour toilet seat
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
diverse light brunch marketing idea
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What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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...
provocative hall toaster
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Y-...Yes?
filthy center
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Thriller Theater Stage
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
vermilion senate
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...
Ruddy corner
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Nofapping Galvanic Locale
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Copper nursing home
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
vermilion senate
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Marvelous travel guidebook
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Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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Ruddy corner
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Self-centered cuckoldry
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elite ivory private investor
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Marvelous travel guidebook
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LOL this is brilliant work
Wonderful shaky casino
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Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
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...
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...
Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Effete indirect expression
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cr this is poetry
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...
unholy jet-lagged trailer park immigrant
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*applause*
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razzle rose striped hyena queen of the night
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Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Blue gas station mood
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recommending their own IVF doctors
Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab
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*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Marvelous travel guidebook
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...
Blue gas station mood
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Blue gas station mood
  01/26/16
...
khaki internal respiration mother
  01/26/16
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garnet state
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Misanthropic Flatulent School
  01/26/16
Describe
Blue gas station mood
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Misanthropic Flatulent School
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Blue gas station mood
  01/26/16
...
Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab
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...
garnet state
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Marvelous travel guidebook
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Misanthropic Flatulent School
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Copper nursing home
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Misanthropic Flatulent School
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Greedy hospital personal credit line
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Misanthropic Flatulent School
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
drunken stain
  01/26/16
Fuck
Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
fishy spectacular abode therapy
  01/26/16
cq's!
slimy aqua school cafeteria
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Misanthropic Flatulent School
  01/26/16
...
Hyperactive preventive strike
  03/19/20
...
unholy jet-lagged trailer park immigrant
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Charcoal Exciting Idea He Suggested
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Wonderful shaky casino
  01/26/16
except for your autism
diverse light brunch marketing idea
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous travel guidebook
  01/26/16
...
Tripping Church Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Wonderful shaky casino
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(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
garnet state
  01/26/16
...
Greedy hospital personal credit line
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Wonderful shaky casino
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tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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Ruddy corner
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Yapping excitant parlour toilet seat
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unholy jet-lagged trailer park immigrant
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Thriller Theater Stage
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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...
fishy spectacular abode therapy
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Cerebral
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Jfc
Marvelous travel guidebook
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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I hate this thread so fucking much
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  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Yellow odious sandwich
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
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Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
vermilion senate
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Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
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...
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Maroon Mental Disorder Turdskin
  04/09/19
...
Yellow odious sandwich
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Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
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getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Marvelous travel guidebook
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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fishy spectacular abode therapy
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Twinkling Uncleanness Prole
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
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  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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bump
vermilion senate
  03/12/22
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Copper nursing home
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saffron dilemma
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: appetizing area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Iridescent site



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Grizzly Public Bath Pisswyrm

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Friendly Grandma

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: amber cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bearded newt



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: federal hyperventilating jewess



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: federal hyperventilating jewess

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: ruby metal stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab

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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: amber cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Dead sable liquid oxygen



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: appetizing area

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: appetizing area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Self-centered cuckoldry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Dysfunction



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap lay



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: khaki internal respiration mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: garnet state

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: chocolate yarmulke gaming laptop

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Offensive claret theatre



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Brass degenerate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Ruddy corner



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Insecure vivacious resort faggotry

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: wine institution headpube

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Electric opaque national

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680420)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: motley space

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap lay

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Bateful self-absorbed double fault menage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: contagious fanboi

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: drunken stain

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683275)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: slap-happy field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy range

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Blathering fragrant boiling water stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Sepia dingle berry international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740482)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Crawly crackhouse knife

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive preventive strike

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: unholy jet-lagged trailer park immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Histrionic Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: snowy medicated factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: puce jap

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Frum brindle shrine

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: drab son of senegal

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Deep Rusted Macaca Forum

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Maroon Mental Disorder Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Racy Flushed Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Tripping Church Multi-billionaire

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: big haunting plaza hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: 180 nubile temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: elite ivory private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: infuriating station trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Slate vengeful filthpig tank

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Bearded kink-friendly community account indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: diverse light brunch marketing idea

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Dashing Primrose Digit Ratio Stead

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Violent point generalized bond

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Electric opaque national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: peach piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Wonderful shaky casino

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: garnet state

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: garnet state

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Electric opaque national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Disturbing theater telephone

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Iridescent site

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Obsidian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Hyperactive preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: razzle rose striped hyena queen of the night

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Tripping Church Multi-billionaire

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Jade home philosopher-king

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Effete indirect expression

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: garnet state

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Coiffed Partner Stag Film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Nofapping Galvanic Locale

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Dun Concupiscible Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: wine institution headpube

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: wine institution headpube

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: wine institution headpube

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: wine institution headpube

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: wine institution headpube

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: silver organic girlfriend

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Dun Concupiscible Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: chestnut athletic conference mad cow disease

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: khaki internal respiration mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: drunken stain

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Disturbing theater telephone

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: hot nibblets

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Bossy bright step-uncle's house keepsake machete

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: razzle rose striped hyena queen of the night

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy range

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Twinkling Supple Library Crotch

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: slap-happy field

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse zombie-like pit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive preventive strike

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: saffron dilemma

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: territorial soul-stirring parlor

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Self-centered cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Blue gas station mood

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: khaki internal respiration mother

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Blue gas station mood

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: khaki internal respiration mother

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Yapping excitant parlour toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Yapping excitant parlour toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Blue gas station mood

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: diverse light brunch marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: provocative hall toaster

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: provocative hall toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: filthy center

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Thriller Theater Stage

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: vermilion senate

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Ruddy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Nofapping Galvanic Locale

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: vermilion senate

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: filthy center

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Jet market electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: chestnut athletic conference mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: avocado genital piercing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Ruddy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Self-centered cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: elite ivory private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: titillating business firm shitlib

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Wonderful shaky casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: avocado genital piercing box office

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready wrinkle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Effete indirect expression

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: ungodly multi-colored puppy

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: unholy jet-lagged trailer park immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: free-loading dopamine

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: infuriating station trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: razzle rose striped hyena queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Blue gas station mood

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Blue gas station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Blue gas station mood

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: khaki internal respiration mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: garnet state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Blue gas station mood

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Blue gas station mood

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: garnet state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Greedy hospital personal credit line

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: drunken stain

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: unholy jet-lagged trailer park immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Charcoal Exciting Idea He Suggested

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Wonderful shaky casino

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: diverse light brunch marketing idea

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Tripping Church Multi-billionaire



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Wonderful shaky casino

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: garnet state

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Greedy hospital personal credit line



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Wonderful shaky casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: vermilion senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Ruddy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Yapping excitant parlour toilet seat



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: unholy jet-lagged trailer park immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Thriller Theater Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Blue gas station mood

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: at-the-ready wrinkle spot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Self-centered cuckoldry



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: mischievous chrome clown house



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Lemon cocky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: tan painfully honest feces incel



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: vermilion senate

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: fluffy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: vermilion senate

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: vermilion senate

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Copper nursing home

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Bull headed tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Hateful orchid potus

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap lay

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: avocado genital piercing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: garnet state

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Ruddy corner

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic really tough guy

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: mustard candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Plum Magical Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Hateful orchid potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Hateful orchid potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: drunken stain

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: drunken stain

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: drunken stain

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: drunken stain

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: drunken stain

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Effete indirect expression

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Greedy hospital personal credit line

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: drunken stain

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Greedy hospital personal credit line

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: drunken stain

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Greedy hospital personal credit line

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: drunken stain

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Greedy hospital personal credit line

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: drunken stain

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: startled legal warrant

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: drunken stain

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: startled legal warrant

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: drunken stain

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Greedy hospital personal credit line

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: drunken stain

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Wonderful shaky casino

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: drunken stain

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Greedy hospital personal credit line

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: drunken stain

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: smoky

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap lay

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Violent point generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Submissive quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Electric opaque national

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Sepia dingle berry international law enforcement agency

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Cracking boltzmann

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Electric opaque national

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Misanthropic Flatulent School

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Cracking boltzmann

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Bull headed tattoo

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Effete indirect expression

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Self-centered cuckoldry

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Awkward Stimulating Principal's Office Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: transparent alpha

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: saffron dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Electric opaque national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Copper nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: vermilion senate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: saffron dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Scarlet flickering ladyboy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Heady roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Copper nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: slimy aqua school cafeteria

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Cracking boltzmann

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Awkward Stimulating Principal's Office Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Violet disgusting patrolman trust fund

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: razzle rose striped hyena queen of the night

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Cerebral

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: avocado genital piercing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Copper nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: unholy jet-lagged trailer park immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Awkward Stimulating Principal's Office Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling autistic voyeur people who are hurt

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Adventurous elastic band

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive preventive strike

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Irradiated fuchsia mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Self-centered cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Flesh Slippery

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: violent beta psychic

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Pearl mentally impaired roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Copper nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Maroon Mental Disorder Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: useless hairless persian

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: useless hairless persian

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling gaping

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: arousing kitty

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Wild talented hell place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: laughsome poppy pistol

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Glittery volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Cerebral

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Flirting vigorous karate

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: startled legal warrant

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Yellow odious sandwich

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Yellow odious sandwich

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: vermilion senate

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Yellow odious sandwich

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Olive dragon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Maroon Mental Disorder Turdskin

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Yellow odious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Yellow odious sandwich

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant black woman

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Crawly crackhouse knife

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Yellow odious sandwich

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: avocado genital piercing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Yellow odious sandwich

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Yellow odious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  Twinkling Uncleanness Prole

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  doctorate

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  Twinkling Uncleanness Prole

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  Twinkling Uncleanness Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Cobalt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Copper nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: vermilion senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: vermilion senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: anal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Copper nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: fishy spectacular abode therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Cream Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: infuriating station trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: vermilion senate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Copper nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: saffron dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: spruce associate

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: thirsty national security agency

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous travel guidebook



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Azure trip cruise ship sneaky criminal



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: saffron dilemma



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: demanding lime lettuce



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: crimson balding



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Umber

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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