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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
pontificating chad
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Cordovan Principal's Office
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
ungodly cracking gaping trust fund
  01/26/16
jesus no...
talking digit ratio
  10/24/16
...
Well-lubricated Concupiscible Liquid Oxygen Mood
  01/03/17
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sinister exhilarant garrison people who are hurt
  02/20/18
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Bossy Home
  06/03/19
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ungodly cracking gaping trust fund
  10/14/20
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opaque step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
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Turquoise fighting indian lodge queen of the night
  01/25/16
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cruel-hearted theatre partner
  01/25/16
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Excitant mediation
  01/25/16
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elite bipolar roast beef
  01/25/16
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cruel-hearted theatre partner
  01/25/16
...
Excitant mediation
  01/25/16
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stirring greedy church
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
crystalline pozpig
  01/25/16
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Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
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White kitty striped hyena
  01/25/16
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Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
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Spectacular Gas Station Round Eye
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
red water buffalo rehab
  01/25/16
...
underhanded clear den
  01/25/16
...
pontificating chad
  01/26/16
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Sexy comical station coffee pot
  01/26/16
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trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
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multi-colored sandwich
  11/27/16
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crystalline pozpig
  06/13/17
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Mustard parlour mother
  12/19/17
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Charcoal weed whacker
  01/24/18
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onyx faggotry
  06/10/24
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Cordovan Principal's Office
  01/26/16
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Wonderful bisexual idiot
  10/24/16
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Well-lubricated Concupiscible Liquid Oxygen Mood
  11/27/16
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crystalline pozpig
  01/23/17
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Plum flickering lay
  03/15/17
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crystalline pozpig
  04/20/17
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crystalline pozpig
  02/20/18
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crystalline pozpig
  05/24/18
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Cream mentally impaired trump supporter
  09/26/21
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180 hell generalized bond
  03/12/22
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onyx faggotry
  05/15/22
...
onyx faggotry
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Dull Arousing Patrolman Factory Reset Button
  01/25/16
Brutal
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
...
Frisky Philosopher-king Immigrant
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
black dingle berry
  01/25/16
toxic
thriller violet church building
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
contagious base
  01/25/16
...
Turquoise fighting indian lodge queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
...
rose hideous fat ankles
  01/25/16
damnit
Mauve spot azn
  01/25/16
...
cruel-hearted theatre partner
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
jfc
crystalline pozpig
  01/25/16
Cr edit
cruel-hearted theatre partner
  01/25/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
crystalline pozpig
  01/25/16
Cr
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
hm
slippery casino
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
wait
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/25/16
...
Cordovan Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
azure internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
contagious base
  01/25/16
...
Nighttime university place of business
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Dull Arousing Patrolman Factory Reset Button
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
crystalline pozpig
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Dull Arousing Patrolman Factory Reset Button
  01/25/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/25/16
...
Mustard parlour mother
  01/25/16
...
aromatic box office multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
...
Mauve spot azn
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
rose hideous fat ankles
  01/25/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
domesticated deranged resort
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Carnelian Really Tough Guy
  01/25/16
...
Startled coldplay fan keepsake machete
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Passionate bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
black dingle berry
  01/25/16
...
Spectacular Gas Station Round Eye
  01/25/16
damn
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie
  01/25/16
...
zombie-like stead lettuce
  01/25/16
O LORD
big-titted lodge elastic band
  01/25/16
jfc
ebony meetinghouse messiness
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Gay high-end newt
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
underhanded clear den
  01/25/16
...
cruel-hearted theatre partner
  01/25/16
Lmao
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
...
Razzmatazz sticky corner international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
...
Cordovan Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie
  01/26/16
...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  02/15/16
...
Submissive curious public bath sneaky criminal
  07/08/17
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Bright Headpube
  07/08/17
...
zippy slap-happy office
  07/08/17
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  10/27/17
...
umber theater stage corn cake
  12/26/17
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  05/24/18
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  03/16/20
...
Racy national shitlib
  02/18/22
...
Slate athletic conference
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
red water buffalo rehab
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Mauve spot azn
  01/25/16
ouch
Buff Apoplectic Range Mental Disorder
  01/26/16
poison
abnormal library twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
talented peach area
  01/26/16
180
pontificating chad
  01/26/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
useless aphrodisiac menage
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Cordovan Principal's Office
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Free-loading Degenerate
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Hyperventilating Abode
  09/27/16
...
Slate athletic conference
  12/26/17
...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  08/12/19
180
ungodly cracking gaping trust fund
  01/26/16
...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
vibrant filthy potus
  01/27/16
...
Mustard parlour mother
  01/27/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
jet-lagged tattoo
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
jet-lagged tattoo
  02/02/16
...
swashbuckling hateful market doctorate
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
henna parlor
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
godawful overrated dilemma feces
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Twinkling Diverse Roommate Regret
  02/24/16
18000000
hairraiser pearl forum blood rage
  03/04/16
165
internet-worthy adventurous institution
  03/04/16
...
Garnet at-the-ready theater
  05/19/16
chilling
self-centered nursing home goal in life
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
cerebral foreskin persian
  12/17/16
Good lord.
motley kitchen candlestick maker
  01/03/17
oh my.
bat shit crazy brindle stage milk
  01/23/17
toxic
tripping field
  03/13/17
...
Plum flickering lay
  03/15/17
...
aromatic box office multi-billionaire
  04/02/17
...
insecure fragrant pistol trailer park
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
glittery business firm
  07/08/17
...
Vivacious khaki native
  10/27/17
mother of god
Bright Headpube
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
scarlet bearded jew cuckold
  10/27/17
JFC
brilliant ceo ticket booth
  10/27/17
...
Floppy pit
  12/26/17
...
cerise space brethren
  12/26/17
ouch
Insane dashing love of her life sound barrier
  02/20/18
...
anal titillating incel psychic
  02/20/18
...
Hot Chapel
  01/16/19
...
histrionic alpha
  08/09/19
...
Cream mentally impaired trump supporter
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
bistre affirmative action scourge upon the earth
  07/28/25
...
chrome macaca voyeur
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
laughsome fluffy legal warrant rigor
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
indigo heady organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Spectacular Gas Station Round Eye
  01/25/16
...
underhanded clear den
  01/25/16
...
cyan marketing idea masturbator
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
toxic
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
razzle saffron gay wizard
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
domesticated deranged resort
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
domesticated deranged resort
  01/25/16
TY bro
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
...
underhanded clear den
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Irradiated haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Frisky Philosopher-king Immigrant
  10/27/17
...
supple center juggernaut
  10/27/17
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  05/24/18
...
bat shit crazy brindle stage milk
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Green Plaza
  10/27/17
credited advice
Insane dashing love of her life sound barrier
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
bateful milky mexican toaster
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
i lol'd
very tactful famous landscape painting wrinkle
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
domesticated deranged resort
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
lol
Appetizing mahogany senate electric furnace
  06/01/17
...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
pontificating chad
  01/26/16
...
Slate athletic conference
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Gay high-end newt
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Gay high-end newt
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Gay high-end newt
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Gay high-end newt
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Gay high-end newt
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
Lmao
nofapping lavender point
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Charcoal weed whacker
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
crystalline pozpig
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/25/16
lmao true
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
...
Slate athletic conference
  12/26/17
Haha
bespoke state
  03/19/20
...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
...
rose hideous fat ankles
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Irradiated haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Blue impressive french chef
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Lemon angry cumskin
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Charcoal weed whacker
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Green Plaza
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Hyperventilating Abode
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Misunderstood stag film
  06/03/19
oh no
Free-loading Degenerate
  08/08/19
LOL
balding community account
  03/16/20
JFC
bat shit crazy brindle stage milk
  03/19/20
Update?
Racy national shitlib
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Soul-stirring stage
  01/25/16
...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/25/16
...
Mustard parlour mother
  05/19/16
...
azure internal respiration
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
rose hideous fat ankles
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
Cr
rose hideous fat ankles
  01/26/16
...
Cordovan Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
Cordovan Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
...
laughsome fluffy legal warrant rigor
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
jet half-breed
  01/26/16
...
jet half-breed
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
opaque step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Submissive curious public bath sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
aqua son of senegal
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
pontificating chad
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
crystalline pozpig
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
aqua son of senegal
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
opaque step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
Autistic unhinged dopamine antidepressant drug
  01/16/19
...
bespoke state
  03/16/20
...
ungodly cracking gaping trust fund
  01/26/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie
  01/26/16
...
Mustard parlour mother
  03/28/16
...
histrionic alpha
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
judgmental background story
  01/26/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
razzle saffron gay wizard
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
ungodly cracking gaping trust fund
  01/26/16
...
talking digit ratio
  10/24/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
very tactful famous landscape painting wrinkle
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Navy double fault
  04/04/16
...
Plum flickering lay
  03/15/17
*applause*
shimmering exciting house
  10/27/17
...
Cream mentally impaired trump supporter
  09/26/21
...
Racy national shitlib
  07/16/26
...
Green Plaza
  01/26/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
...
rose hideous fat ankles
  01/26/16
...
domesticated deranged resort
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
Describe
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
...
domesticated deranged resort
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
crystalline pozpig
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Vivacious khaki native
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
Fuck
Vivacious khaki native
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
azure internal respiration
  01/26/16
cq's!
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
...
bat shit crazy brindle stage milk
  03/19/20
...
Plum flickering lay
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
topaz cheese-eating sex offender piazza
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
razzle saffron gay wizard
  01/26/16
except for your autism
laughsome fluffy legal warrant rigor
  01/26/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
Insane dashing love of her life sound barrier
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
razzle saffron gay wizard
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
domesticated deranged resort
  01/26/16
...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
LOL fair
razzle saffron gay wizard
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
aqua son of senegal
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie
  01/26/16
...
Cordovan Principal's Office
  01/23/17
...
Plum flickering lay
  03/15/17
...
Submissive curious public bath sneaky criminal
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Bronze orchestra pit ape
  01/26/16
underrated
talking digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Mustard parlour mother
  02/15/16
...
Well-lubricated Concupiscible Liquid Oxygen Mood
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Dark puppy tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
jfc
crystalline pozpig
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse electric goyim
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
aqua son of senegal
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
do u love it
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
...
Ocher Hunting Ground Filthpig
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
aqua son of senegal
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
crystalline pozpig
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
crystalline pozpig
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
aqua son of senegal
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
crystalline pozpig
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
...
Flushed odious location legend
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Mauve spot azn
  01/26/16
...
Vivacious khaki native
  01/26/16
...
ungodly cracking gaping trust fund
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
domesticated deranged resort
  01/26/16
...
azure internal respiration
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie
  01/26/16
JFC
Doobsian property
  01/26/16
180
razzle-dazzle brass tank
  01/26/16
...
magenta windowlicker locale
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Vivacious khaki native
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap heaven
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
180 twist
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
THIS
very tactful famous landscape painting wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Boyish crusty crackhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
stirring greedy church
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
stirring greedy church
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
razzle saffron gay wizard
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
trip indirect expression whorehouse
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
disturbing walnut stock car gunner
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
sadistic mind-boggling hall
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Mauve spot azn
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Gas Station Round Eye
  01/26/16
180
Galvanic friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
underhanded clear den
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/27/16
...
azure internal respiration
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
jet-lagged tattoo
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
big ultramarine temple
  05/19/16
repost please
underhanded clear den
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
big ultramarine temple
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Flushed odious location legend
  01/26/16
tyft brother
very tactful famous landscape painting wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  01/26/16
...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  01/27/16
180.
Mustard parlour mother
  01/27/16
...
Boyish crusty crackhouse cuckoldry
  01/29/16
...
cerebral foreskin persian
  01/31/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
marvelous address private investor
  02/02/16
brave
Charcoal weed whacker
  02/03/16
...
Racy national shitlib
  02/22/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
lascivious idiotic shrine idea he suggested
  02/22/16
...
underhanded clear den
  03/08/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  09/27/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  03/04/16
...
crystalline pozpig
  04/04/16
...
aromatic box office multi-billionaire
  04/04/16
cr
aqua son of senegal
  04/20/16
...
Racy national shitlib
  05/11/16
...
emerald preventive strike locus
  05/11/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  06/17/16
...
cobalt school cafeteria
  09/27/16
...
crystalline pozpig
  10/21/16
mods please delete
azure internal respiration
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat
  10/24/16
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  10/24/16
i really like it here
big ultramarine temple
  10/24/16
...
cerebral foreskin persian
  10/27/16
...
Copper stimulating useless brakes
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
azure internal respiration
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Charcoal weed whacker
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
charismatic outnumbered site death wish
  01/23/17
... ...
Green Plaza
  01/23/17
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  07/08/17
Lol
lascivious idiotic shrine idea he suggested
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
fuchsia set
  01/16/19
...
ungodly cracking gaping trust fund
  02/11/17
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  03/13/17
...
crystalline pozpig
  03/15/17
...
Plum flickering lay
  03/15/17
...
cerebral foreskin persian
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
coral mad cow disease sanctuary
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Olive Hospital Black Woman
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
bat shit crazy brindle stage milk
  06/01/17
...
puce brunch skinny woman
  06/01/17
...
Mustard parlour mother
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
sweet tailpipe
  06/13/17
...
bat shit crazy brindle stage milk
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
tantric school
  07/08/17
...
irate therapy
  08/18/17
...
crystalline pozpig
  09/25/17
...
Vivacious khaki native
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
azure internal respiration
  10/27/17
...
Floppy pit
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Maize fortuitous meteor
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Charcoal weed whacker
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Maize fortuitous meteor
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Copper stimulating useless brakes
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
dragon
  05/24/18
...
Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship
  07/25/18
...
Vivacious khaki native
  05/17/18
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Low-t house-broken boiling water jap
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Charcoal weed whacker
  07/25/18
...
Sexy comical station coffee pot
  07/25/18
...
Vivacious khaki native
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/16/19
...
azure internal respiration
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
fuchsia set
  01/16/19
Jfc
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
azure internal respiration
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Aquamarine pocket flask pisswyrm
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
stirring greedy church
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
toilet seat personal credit line
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
toilet seat personal credit line
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
aqua son of senegal
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
toilet seat personal credit line
  01/17/19
...
Vivacious khaki native
  04/08/19
...
coiffed nowag
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Floppy pit
  04/09/19
...
toilet seat personal credit line
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
toilet seat personal credit line
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Charcoal weed whacker
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Thirsty old irish cottage
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Charcoal weed whacker
  06/03/19
...
azure internal respiration
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
godawful overrated dilemma feces
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
toilet seat personal credit line
  06/03/19
...
ungodly cracking gaping trust fund
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
toilet seat personal credit line
  08/08/19
...
toilet seat personal credit line
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
glassy bbw
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Travel Guidebook
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
glassy bbw
  08/12/19
...
glassy bbw
  03/16/20
...
national security agency
  02/02/20
...
crystalline pozpig
  03/14/20
...
aqua son of senegal
  03/16/20
...
aqua son of senegal
  09/30/20
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ruddy ratface
  08/27/21
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crystalline pozpig
  09/13/21
...
azure internal respiration
  09/26/21
...
boistinker
  10/11/21
...
Cream mentally impaired trump supporter
  10/11/21
bump
aqua son of senegal
  03/12/22
...
crystalline pozpig
  01/05/23
...
Racy national shitlib
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Naked
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Yellow Cuck
  10/13/23
...
Charcoal weed whacker
  01/03/24
...
Vivacious khaki native
  08/09/24
...
Racy national shitlib
  07/28/25
...
Carmine mewling wagecucks
  12/29/25
...
Mischievous stain
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
flesh karate
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: pontificating chad

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Cordovan Principal's Office

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: ungodly cracking gaping trust fund

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: talking digit ratio

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: red water buffalo rehab

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Cream mentally impaired trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: 180 hell generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: onyx faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Dull Arousing Patrolman Factory Reset Button

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Frisky Philosopher-king Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: black dingle berry

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: thriller violet church building

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: contagious base

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Turquoise fighting indian lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: rose hideous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Mauve spot azn

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre partner

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: slippery casino

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Cordovan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: azure internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: contagious base

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Nighttime university place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Dull Arousing Patrolman Factory Reset Button

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Dull Arousing Patrolman Factory Reset Button

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Mustard parlour mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: aromatic box office multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Mauve spot azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: rose hideous fat ankles

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: domesticated deranged resort

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Really Tough Guy

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Startled coldplay fan keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Passionate bawdyhouse

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: black dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Gas Station Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: zombie-like stead lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: big-titted lodge elastic band

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: ebony meetinghouse messiness

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Gay high-end newt

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: underhanded clear den

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted theatre partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sticky corner international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Cordovan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Submissive curious public bath sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Bright Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: zippy slap-happy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: umber theater stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Racy national shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Slate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: red water buffalo rehab

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Mauve spot azn

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Buff Apoplectic Range Mental Disorder

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: abnormal library twinkling uncleanness

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: talented peach area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: pontificating chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: useless aphrodisiac menage

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Cordovan Principal's Office

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Free-loading Degenerate

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Abode

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Slate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: ungodly cracking gaping trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: vibrant filthy potus

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Mustard parlour mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: jet-lagged tattoo

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged tattoo

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling hateful market doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: henna parlor

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: godawful overrated dilemma feces

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Twinkling Diverse Roommate Regret

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: hairraiser pearl forum blood rage

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy adventurous institution

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Garnet at-the-ready theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: self-centered nursing home goal in life

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: cerebral foreskin persian

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: motley kitchen candlestick maker

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brindle stage milk

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: tripping field

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Plum flickering lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: aromatic box office multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: insecure fragrant pistol trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: glittery business firm

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Bright Headpube

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: scarlet bearded jew cuckold

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: brilliant ceo ticket booth

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Floppy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: cerise space brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Insane dashing love of her life sound barrier

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: anal titillating incel psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Hot Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: histrionic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Cream mentally impaired trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: bistre affirmative action scourge upon the earth

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: chrome macaca voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: laughsome fluffy legal warrant rigor

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: indigo heady organic girlfriend

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Gas Station Round Eye

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: underhanded clear den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: cyan marketing idea masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: razzle saffron gay wizard

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: domesticated deranged resort

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: domesticated deranged resort

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: underhanded clear den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Irradiated haunted graveyard

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Frisky Philosopher-king Immigrant

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: supple center juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brindle stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Green Plaza

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Insane dashing love of her life sound barrier

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bateful milky mexican toaster

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: very tactful famous landscape painting wrinkle

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: domesticated deranged resort

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Appetizing mahogany senate electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: pontificating chad

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Slate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Gay high-end newt

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Gay high-end newt

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Gay high-end newt

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Gay high-end newt

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Gay high-end newt

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: nofapping lavender point

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Slate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: bespoke state

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: rose hideous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Irradiated haunted graveyard

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Blue impressive french chef

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Lemon angry cumskin

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Green Plaza

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Abode

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Misunderstood stag film

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Free-loading Degenerate

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: balding community account

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brindle stage milk

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Racy national shitlib

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stage

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Mustard parlour mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: azure internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: rose hideous fat ankles

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: rose hideous fat ankles

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Cordovan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Cordovan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: laughsome fluffy legal warrant rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: jet half-breed

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: jet half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: opaque step-uncle's house

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Submissive curious public bath sneaky criminal

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: pontificating chad

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: opaque step-uncle's house

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Autistic unhinged dopamine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: bespoke state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: ungodly cracking gaping trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Mustard parlour mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: histrionic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: judgmental background story

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: razzle saffron gay wizard

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: ungodly cracking gaping trust fund

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: talking digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: very tactful famous landscape painting wrinkle

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Navy double fault

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Plum flickering lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: shimmering exciting house

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Cream mentally impaired trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Racy national shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Green Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: rose hideous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: domesticated deranged resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: domesticated deranged resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: azure internal respiration

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brindle stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Plum flickering lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: topaz cheese-eating sex offender piazza

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: razzle saffron gay wizard

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: laughsome fluffy legal warrant rigor

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Insane dashing love of her life sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: razzle saffron gay wizard

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: domesticated deranged resort

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: razzle saffron gay wizard

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Cordovan Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Plum flickering lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Submissive curious public bath sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Bronze orchestra pit ape

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: talking digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Mustard parlour mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Concupiscible Liquid Oxygen Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Dark puppy tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Ocher Hunting Ground Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Flushed odious location legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap heaven

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Mauve spot azn

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: ungodly cracking gaping trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: domesticated deranged resort

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: azure internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Provocative Jade Hissy Fit Selfie

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Doobsian property

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brass tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: magenta windowlicker locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed mad-dog skullcap heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: very tactful famous landscape painting wrinkle

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Boyish crusty crackhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: stirring greedy church

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: stirring greedy church

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: razzle saffron gay wizard

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: trip indirect expression whorehouse

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: disturbing walnut stock car gunner

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sadistic mind-boggling hall

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Mauve spot azn

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Gas Station Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Galvanic friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: underhanded clear den

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: azure internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged tattoo

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: big ultramarine temple

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: underhanded clear den

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Vigorous Tan Faggot Firefighter Hominid

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: big ultramarine temple

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Flushed odious location legend

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: very tactful famous landscape painting wrinkle

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Mustard parlour mother

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Boyish crusty crackhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: cerebral foreskin persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: marvelous address private investor

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Racy national shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: lascivious idiotic shrine idea he suggested

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: underhanded clear den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: aromatic box office multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Racy national shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: cobalt school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: crystalline pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: azure internal respiration

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Vermilion ladyboy kitty cat

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: big ultramarine temple

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: cerebral foreskin persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Copper stimulating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: azure internal respiration

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: charismatic outnumbered site death wish

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Green Plaza

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: lascivious idiotic shrine idea he suggested

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  fuchsia set

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: ungodly cracking gaping trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: crystalline pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Plum flickering lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: cerebral foreskin persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  coral mad cow disease sanctuary

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Olive Hospital Black Woman

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brindle stage milk

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: puce brunch skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Mustard parlour mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: bat shit crazy brindle stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: tantric school

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  irate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: azure internal respiration

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Floppy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Maize fortuitous meteor

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Maize fortuitous meteor

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Copper stimulating useless brakes

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  dragon

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Beady-eyed Rigpig Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Low-t house-broken boiling water jap

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Sexy comical station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: azure internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  fuchsia set

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: azure internal respiration

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine pocket flask pisswyrm

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: stirring greedy church

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  toilet seat personal credit line

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  toilet seat personal credit line

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: aqua son of senegal

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  toilet seat personal credit line

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  coiffed nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Floppy pit

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  toilet seat personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  toilet seat personal credit line

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Thirsty old irish cottage

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: azure internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: godawful overrated dilemma feces

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  toilet seat personal credit line

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: ungodly cracking gaping trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  toilet seat personal credit line

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  toilet seat personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: glassy bbw

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  Travel Guidebook

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: glassy bbw

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: glassy bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: aqua son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  ruddy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: crystalline pozpig



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: azure internal respiration



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  boistinker



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Cream mentally impaired trump supporter



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: aqua son of senegal

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: crystalline pozpig



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Racy national shitlib



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Naked

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  Yellow Cuck

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Charcoal weed whacker



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Vivacious khaki native



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Racy national shitlib



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Carmine mewling wagecucks



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Mischievous stain



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  flesh karate

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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