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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Bright odious therapy space
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Citrine Contagious Wrinkle
  04/05/26
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180 box office
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Bright odious therapy space
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Bright odious therapy space
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Citrine Contagious Wrinkle
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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...,....,,........
  04/05/26
Lol
Deranged international law enforcement agency degenerate
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Glittery domesticated locus
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Bright odious therapy space
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Glittery domesticated locus
  04/05/26
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Citrine Contagious Wrinkle
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Lime double fault
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
180 box office
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Wonderful Haunted Graveyard National Security Agency
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Nofapping juggernaut
  04/05/26
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Vibrant coral patrolman
  04/05/26
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ruby mediation
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
big-titted razzle-dazzle mad cow disease
  04/05/26
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Cracking cruise ship
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Bright odious therapy space
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
big-titted razzle-dazzle mad cow disease
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
slap-happy meetinghouse keepsake machete
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
scarlet crackhouse candlestick maker
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
galvanic mustard stage cuckoldry
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Heady smoky hospital
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Aphrodisiac hateful business firm
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
scarlet crackhouse candlestick maker
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Heady smoky hospital
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Aphrodisiac hateful business firm
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Vibrant coral patrolman
  04/05/26
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Citrine Contagious Wrinkle
  04/05/26
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Hyperventilating Yapping Spot
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
slap-happy meetinghouse keepsake machete
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Aphrodisiac hateful business firm
  04/05/26
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Diverse milky nowag
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Diverse milky nowag
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Frisky National Deer Antler
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Appetizing bistre bawdyhouse newt
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Bright odious therapy space
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
slap-happy meetinghouse keepsake machete
  04/05/26
...
Aphrodisiac hateful business firm
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Bright odious therapy space

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Citrine Contagious Wrinkle

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: 180 box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Bright odious therapy space

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Bright odious therapy space

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Citrine Contagious Wrinkle

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Deranged international law enforcement agency degenerate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Glittery domesticated locus

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Bright odious therapy space

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Glittery domesticated locus

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Citrine Contagious Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Lime double fault

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: 180 box office

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Wonderful Haunted Graveyard National Security Agency

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Nofapping juggernaut

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Vibrant coral patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: ruby mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: big-titted razzle-dazzle mad cow disease

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Cracking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Bright odious therapy space

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: big-titted razzle-dazzle mad cow disease

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: slap-happy meetinghouse keepsake machete

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: scarlet crackhouse candlestick maker

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: galvanic mustard stage cuckoldry

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Heady smoky hospital

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hateful business firm

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: scarlet crackhouse candlestick maker

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Heady smoky hospital

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hateful business firm

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Vibrant coral patrolman

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Citrine Contagious Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Yapping Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: slap-happy meetinghouse keepsake machete

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hateful business firm

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Diverse milky nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Diverse milky nowag

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Frisky National Deer Antler

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Appetizing bistre bawdyhouse newt

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Bright odious therapy space

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: slap-happy meetinghouse keepsake machete

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hateful business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id..#49812165)