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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
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yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
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how often you hear this story
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have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
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would've been a peak experience no doubt
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cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned
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because of the ass pee?
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we've all been there
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crazy time in a man's life
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...id..#33210194)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hall



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: lemon principal's office

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: lemon principal's office

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: lemon principal's office

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Heady Kitty Cat

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: haunting greedy pisswyrm wagecucks



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser wrinkle



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: Citrine 180 kitchen



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: Garnet Chapel

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: lemon principal's office

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...id..#33210271)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Umber parlor turdskin



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: jet-lagged really tough guy legend

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: exhilarant grizzly trust fund

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: vengeful medicated mexican

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: pontificating useless brakes

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Charismatic cobalt tank

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Doobsian Heaven Azn



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: avocado irradiated hominid

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Amber cruise ship

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: aquamarine sound barrier

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: slap-happy stag film

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3601935&forum_id=2...id..#33217861)



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Dark Histrionic Piazza Gunner

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Umber parlor turdskin



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: fragrant up-to-no-good home trump supporter

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Confused old irish cottage

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: pontificating useless brakes

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready Cheese-eating Locus Persian

Good stuff here.

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Author: Galvanic hospital

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned massive state double fault

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