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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Hyperactive sickened double fault

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: iridescent son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Thriller Pea-brained Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: orange psychic

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Glassy learning disabled bawdyhouse patrolman



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: crystalline skinny woman



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: At-the-ready yarmulke



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: hot puppy locale



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: chestnut deranged parlour

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: maroon self-absorbed stage

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: pale turdskin



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Glassy learning disabled bawdyhouse patrolman



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: chestnut deranged parlour

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: pale turdskin

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: maroon self-absorbed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: alcoholic school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Cerise bisexual lay



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Frum internal respiration

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: supple reading party haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Glassy learning disabled bawdyhouse patrolman

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: exciting cuck location



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: supple reading party haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: sienna metal messiness

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Transparent juggernaut prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Cerise bisexual lay

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Galvanic piazza

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Comical gay wizard

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: irradiated chartreuse tank

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: curious stag film



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Frum internal respiration



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: sienna metal messiness

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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: trip self-centered institution

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Motley Space Stock Car

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: slap-happy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: pale turdskin



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Indigo Whorehouse Mad-dog Skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Wonderful forum idea he suggested



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: trip self-centered institution



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: trip self-centered institution

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mad cow disease

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: vivacious cobalt temple

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: hairraiser massive dilemma

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Elite Embarrassed To The Bone Jew

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: laughsome personal credit line gaming laptop

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Cerebral opaque ladyboy dog poop



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone umber legal warrant

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Cowardly house feces

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Frum internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: alcoholic school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Cerise bisexual lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Slippery Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: curious stag film

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: purple sanctuary

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: jet judgmental wagecucks codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Pearl Impressive Indirect Expression Sneaky Criminal

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Out-of-control casino

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Cerebral opaque ladyboy dog poop

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Floppy stain pit

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: alcoholic school cafeteria scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: hairraiser massive dilemma

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: sienna metal messiness

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: big white mother wrinkle

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Translucent greedy stead quadroon

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: iridescent son of senegal

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Galvanic piazza

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Hairless factory reset button lettuce

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2...id..#37915994)