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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
canary marvelous garrison trump supporter
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
canary marvelous garrison trump supporter
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
canary marvelous garrison trump supporter
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
canary marvelous garrison trump supporter
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
canary marvelous garrison trump supporter
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
canary marvelous garrison trump supporter
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
bistre locale
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
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Hyperactive Space Gay Wizard
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Supple Tank Affirmative Action
  05/22/26
Colt
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Cocky Fuchsia Striped Hyena Indirect Expression
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ivory useless spot
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umber fanboi hospital
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Disco Fries
Dead kitty
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
mind-boggling topaz scourge upon the earth orchestra pit
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Cocky Fuchsia Striped Hyena Indirect Expression
  05/22/26
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mischievous sound barrier gaming laptop
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Cocky Fuchsia Striped Hyena Indirect Expression
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Hyperactive Space Gay Wizard
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Cocky Fuchsia Striped Hyena Indirect Expression
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
irradiated meetinghouse
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Onyx site
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Zippy nursing home
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
ivory useless spot
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Dead kitty
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Cowardly stock car
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
ivory useless spot
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
mind-boggling topaz scourge upon the earth orchestra pit
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
bistre locale
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indecent massive nibblets
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Turquoise Market
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indecent massive nibblets
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
indecent massive nibblets
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Duck-like Diverse Parlour Dragon
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Hyperactive Space Gay Wizard
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mods
Bateful sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Aromatic Location Pervert
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
godawful puppy
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Aromatic Location Pervert
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Amazing 🐶
godawful puppy
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Aromatic Location Pervert
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
indecent massive nibblets
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lol
bistre locale
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Turquoise Market
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
soul-stirring french heaven
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
indecent massive nibblets
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
soul-stirring french heaven
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Link?
indecent massive nibblets
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
soul-stirring french heaven
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Angry Wagecucks Piazza
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
indecent massive nibblets
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
indecent massive nibblets
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
indecent massive nibblets
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
indecent massive nibblets
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Light address philosopher-king
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They have a pretty sick IG
indecent massive nibblets
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
soul-stirring french heaven
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
walnut area
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Killself seems appropriate
histrionic roommate feces
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fucking Fuckface
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Shipley was asking for it.
indecent massive nibblets
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AI
Dead kitty
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Hyperactive Space Gay Wizard
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49945345)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: canary marvelous garrison trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bistre locale

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive Space Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Supple Tank Affirmative Action

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Cocky Fuchsia Striped Hyena Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: glittery blood rage cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: ivory useless spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: umber fanboi hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Dead kitty

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling topaz scourge upon the earth orchestra pit

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cocky Fuchsia Striped Hyena Indirect Expression

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: mischievous sound barrier gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Cocky Fuchsia Striped Hyena Indirect Expression

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive Space Gay Wizard

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Cocky Fuchsia Striped Hyena Indirect Expression

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: irradiated meetinghouse

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Onyx site

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Zippy nursing home

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: ivory useless spot

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Dead kitty

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Cowardly stock car

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: ivory useless spot

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling topaz scourge upon the earth orchestra pit

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: bistre locale

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Turquoise Market

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Duck-like Diverse Parlour Dragon

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive Space Gay Wizard

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Bateful sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Aromatic Location Pervert

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: godawful puppy

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Aromatic Location Pervert

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: godawful puppy

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Violent opaque dog poop point

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Location Pervert

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Codepig

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: bistre locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Turquoise Market

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring french heaven

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring french heaven

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring french heaven

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Angry Wagecucks Piazza

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Light address philosopher-king

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring french heaven

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: walnut area

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: histrionic roommate feces

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: indecent massive nibblets

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Dead kitty

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive Space Gay Wizard

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Plum national security agency

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899877)