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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Heady immigrant
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Heady immigrant
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Heady immigrant
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Heady immigrant
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Heady immigrant
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Heady immigrant
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Heady immigrant
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Heady immigrant
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Heady immigrant
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
pearly trip church building volcanic crater
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
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Aqua fortuitous meteor rigpig
  05/22/26
His moniker?
nudist charcoal pit toaster
  05/22/26
Colt
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
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Brass histrionic resort twinkling uncleanness
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soul-stirring outnumbered genital piercing clown
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Swashbuckling native
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
racy hospital
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
hateful silver menage half-breed
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Brass histrionic resort twinkling uncleanness
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bat shit crazy domesticated dilemma
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Brass histrionic resort twinkling uncleanness
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Aqua fortuitous meteor rigpig
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Brass histrionic resort twinkling uncleanness
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
puce marvelous box office jew
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
talented black quadroon
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
apoplectic factory reset button
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
dark razzle space goal in life
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
racy hospital
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Hairraiser Philosopher-king
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
dark razzle space goal in life
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
hateful silver menage half-breed
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
pearly trip church building volcanic crater
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aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Violet striped hyena
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aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Misunderstood ticket booth juggernaut
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Aqua fortuitous meteor rigpig
  05/24/26
mods
contagious useless new version
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
electric bearded patrolman
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Crystalline dysfunction chad
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
electric bearded patrolman
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Amazing 🐶
Crystalline dysfunction chad
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Twisted exciting roast beef point
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
electric bearded patrolman
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Rusted parlor
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/22/26
lol
pearly trip church building volcanic crater
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Violet striped hyena
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Magenta degenerate kitty cat
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Magenta degenerate kitty cat
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Link?
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Magenta degenerate kitty cat
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
vermilion senate telephone
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
boyish poppy rehab associate
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They have a pretty sick IG
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Magenta degenerate kitty cat
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
razzmatazz jewess messiness
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Killself seems appropriate
cerebral casino wagecucks
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
aphrodisiac den potus
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
aromatic ebony piazza boistinker
  05/24/26
AI
racy hospital
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Aqua fortuitous meteor rigpig
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Supple dun sandwich
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Heady immigrant

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Heady immigrant

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Heady immigrant

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Heady immigrant

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Heady immigrant

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Heady immigrant

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Heady immigrant

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Heady immigrant

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Heady immigrant

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: pearly trip church building volcanic crater

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Aqua fortuitous meteor rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: nudist charcoal pit toaster

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Brass histrionic resort twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered genital piercing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: dark razzle space goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: racy hospital

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: hateful silver menage half-breed

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Brass histrionic resort twinkling uncleanness

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy domesticated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Brass histrionic resort twinkling uncleanness

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Aqua fortuitous meteor rigpig

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Brass histrionic resort twinkling uncleanness

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: puce marvelous box office jew

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: talented black quadroon

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: apoplectic factory reset button

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: dark razzle space goal in life

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: racy hospital

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Philosopher-king

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: dark razzle space goal in life

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: hateful silver menage half-breed

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: pearly trip church building volcanic crater

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Violet striped hyena

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood ticket booth juggernaut

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Aqua fortuitous meteor rigpig

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: contagious useless new version

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: electric bearded patrolman

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Crystalline dysfunction chad

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: electric bearded patrolman

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Crystalline dysfunction chad

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Twisted exciting roast beef point

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: electric bearded patrolman

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Rusted parlor

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: pearly trip church building volcanic crater

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Violet striped hyena

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Magenta degenerate kitty cat

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Magenta degenerate kitty cat

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Magenta degenerate kitty cat

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: vermilion senate telephone

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: boyish poppy rehab associate

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Magenta degenerate kitty cat

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz jewess messiness

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: cerebral casino wagecucks

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den potus

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: aromatic ebony piazza boistinker

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: racy hospital

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Aqua fortuitous meteor rigpig

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Supple dun sandwich

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899877)