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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
haunting resort giraffe
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
haunting resort giraffe
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
haunting resort giraffe
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Aggressive saffron digit ratio hominid
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
haunting resort giraffe
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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brindle brunch
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Chrome excitant deer antler
  05/22/26
Colt
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Sepia Laughsome Whorehouse Sweet Tailpipe
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Disco Fries
Twisted Know-it-all Ladyboy State
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Rebellious soul-stirring sex offender rehab
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
navy dead useless brakes
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citrine organic girlfriend space
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
navy dead useless brakes
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
brindle brunch
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
navy dead useless brakes
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Pearl provocative area
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
haunting resort giraffe
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Floppy Stock Car
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man's BEST friend
thriller ocher heaven coffee pot
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
low-t corn cake national security agency
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
haunting resort giraffe
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Twisted Know-it-all Ladyboy State
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
White Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier Garrison
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
haunting resort giraffe
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
low-t corn cake national security agency
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Rebellious soul-stirring sex offender rehab
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Aggressive saffron digit ratio hominid
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haunting resort giraffe
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
boyish gas station
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haunting resort giraffe
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
haunting resort giraffe
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
talented umber trump supporter
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
brindle brunch
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mods
razzle-dazzle center
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
curious hideous main people toaster
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
curious hideous main people toaster
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
razzmatazz weed whacker
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
aromatic bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
haunting resort giraffe
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lol
Aggressive saffron digit ratio hominid
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
boyish gas station
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Multi-colored Rigpig Death Wish
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
haunting resort giraffe
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Multi-colored Rigpig Death Wish
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Link?
haunting resort giraffe
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Multi-colored Rigpig Death Wish
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
shimmering zombie-like set
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
haunting resort giraffe
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
haunting resort giraffe
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
haunting resort giraffe
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
haunting resort giraffe
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
haunting resort giraffe
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Multi-colored Rigpig Death Wish
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
burgundy french chef
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Killself seems appropriate
fluffy rusted field
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Passionate athletic conference
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Shipley was asking for it.
haunting resort giraffe
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AI
Twisted Know-it-all Ladyboy State
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
brindle brunch
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
glittery lodge
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fighting internal respiration



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Aggressive saffron digit ratio hominid

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: brindle brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Chrome excitant deer antler

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: navy dead useless brakes



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: low-t corn cake national security agency



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Sepia Laughsome Whorehouse Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Twisted Know-it-all Ladyboy State

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Rebellious soul-stirring sex offender rehab

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: navy dead useless brakes

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: citrine organic girlfriend space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: navy dead useless brakes

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: brindle brunch

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: navy dead useless brakes

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Pearl provocative area

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy Stock Car

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: thriller ocher heaven coffee pot

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: low-t corn cake national security agency

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Twisted Know-it-all Ladyboy State

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: White Aphrodisiac Sound Barrier Garrison

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: low-t corn cake national security agency

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Rebellious soul-stirring sex offender rehab

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Aggressive saffron digit ratio hominid

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: boyish gas station

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: talented umber trump supporter

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: brindle brunch

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle center

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: curious hideous main people toaster

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: curious hideous main people toaster

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Harsh Jet Boistinker Striped Hyena

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz weed whacker

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: aromatic bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Aggressive saffron digit ratio hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: boyish gas station

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Rigpig Death Wish

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored Rigpig Death Wish

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Rigpig Death Wish

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: shimmering zombie-like set

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: canary institution factory reset button

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored Rigpig Death Wish

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: burgundy french chef

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: fluffy rusted field

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Passionate athletic conference

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: haunting resort giraffe

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Twisted Know-it-all Ladyboy State

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: brindle brunch

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: glittery lodge

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50062678)