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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Black indirect expression nursing home
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The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Black indirect expression nursing home
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Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Black indirect expression nursing home
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WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Black indirect expression nursing home
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lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
sable mentally impaired area goal in life
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Splenetic market corn cake
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Jesus
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literally rofling
Electric cumskin dragon
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
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  08/02/12
crying
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  08/29/12
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  02/22/13
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lost my shit
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Sepia Location
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
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Black indirect expression nursing home
  06/25/12
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Splenetic market corn cake
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Splenetic market corn cake
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sable mentally impaired area goal in life
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Sooty Theater Stage Prole
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
dun milk cuckoldry
  08/02/12
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pale skinny woman
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Splenetic market corn cake
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Gold Out-of-control Address
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Black indirect expression nursing home
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  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Unhinged glassy philosopher-king indian lodge
  06/25/12
...
pale skinny woman
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Iridescent sandwich juggernaut
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Black indirect expression nursing home
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Shivering Fiercely-loyal Puppy
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Black indirect expression nursing home
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pale skinny woman
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Black indirect expression nursing home
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  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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Black indirect expression nursing home
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Stimulating bearded new version selfie
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
dun milk cuckoldry
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
dun milk cuckoldry
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Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
dun milk cuckoldry
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
honey-headed kitchen
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
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The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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pale skinny woman
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Contagious up-to-no-good temple
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Gold Out-of-control Address
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Contagious up-to-no-good temple
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johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
hyperventilating voyeur masturbator
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Gold Out-of-control Address
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: effete public bath

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: laughsome circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: sable mentally impaired area goal in life

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Splenetic market corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: ebony supple windowlicker

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Electric cumskin dragon

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded new version selfie

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: demanding business firm

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: diverse green gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Contagious up-to-no-good temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Magenta Federal Giraffe

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: hyperventilating voyeur masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Passionate university kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Greedy Talented People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: orchid party of the first part persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: fragrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Sepia Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Awkward Twinkling Uncleanness Hissy Fit

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Splenetic market corn cake

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Splenetic market corn cake

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: sable mentally impaired area goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Sooty Theater Stage Prole

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: pale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine cracking senate therapy

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: impressive amethyst main people turdskin

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Splenetic market corn cake

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: light french set tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Splenetic market corn cake

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Gold Out-of-control Address

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac resort mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Unhinged glassy philosopher-king indian lodge

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: pale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Iridescent sandwich juggernaut

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Shivering Fiercely-loyal Puppy

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: pale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Disturbing avocado regret

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: arousing maize coldplay fan trailer park

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: honey-headed kitchen

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Stimulating bearded new version selfie

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: translucent underhanded heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot stead



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: honey-headed kitchen

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: big red death wish sweet tailpipe

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: translucent underhanded heaven jew



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: curious buff lay police squad

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: translucent underhanded heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Black indirect expression nursing home

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Contagious up-to-no-good temple

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: pale skinny woman



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Contagious up-to-no-good temple

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Gold Out-of-control Address

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Contagious up-to-no-good temple

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating voyeur masturbator

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Gold Out-of-control Address

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Slimy pit roast beef

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: pale skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: pale skinny woman

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: pale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: pale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Snowy boyish organic girlfriend office



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: disgusting generalized bond

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating voyeur masturbator



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: cobalt crotch old irish cottage



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: confused razzle-dazzle stage pisswyrm



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: confused razzle-dazzle stage pisswyrm

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Vibrant sanctuary coffee pot



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: blathering mother church building

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: aqua seedy corner



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: comical filthpig gay wizard

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: slap-happy menage preventive strike



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: arrogant dysfunction scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Marvelous dark ticket booth internal respiration



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Thriller Azure Halford Dilemma

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: cerebral liquid oxygen native

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: aqua seedy corner



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: dun milk cuckoldry



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: aqua seedy corner



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Onyx Chad



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Disturbing avocado regret



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: haunting gay theater really tough guy

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cruise ship

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Jet meetinghouse



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Disturbing avocado regret



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Bateful idiotic forum



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: primrose ungodly multi-billionaire state



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Dashing theatre

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Charismatic offensive antidepressant drug



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: cyan parlor nowag



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: hilarious excitant garrison kitty

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Racy grizzly deer antler

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: hilarious excitant garrison kitty

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#49964828)