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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| adventurous range | 10/09/12 |
| adventurous range | 10/09/12 |
| adventurous range | 10/10/12 |
| Plum messiness legend | 10/10/12 |
| Copper 180 keepsake machete | 10/10/12 |
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| Talented overrated shrine | 10/10/12 |
| shimmering dilemma antidepressant drug | 10/10/12 |
| Talented overrated shrine | 10/10/12 |
| Dead Mother Quadroon | 10/10/12 |
| mint effete stain windowlicker | 05/15/23 |
| Ass Problems | 08/31/26 |
| adventurous range | 10/10/12 |
| aqua menage patrolman | 10/10/12 |
| Amber Famous Landscape Painting | 10/10/12 |
| white aphrodisiac marketing idea rehab | 10/29/12 |
| soul-stirring church | 05/14/23 |
| red church building mad-dog skullcap | 10/29/12 |
| salmon hilarious fat ankles | 10/29/12 |
| Exciting Confused School Jew | 05/15/23 |
| Hairless glittery parlour knife | 05/15/23 |
| Lemon Travel Guidebook | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: adventurous range http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: adventurous range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: adventurous range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Plum messiness legend lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Copper 180 keepsake machete What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: opaque hideous resort http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Talented overrated shrine dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: shimmering dilemma antidepressant drug Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Talented overrated shrine cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Dead Mother Quadroon "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: mint effete stain windowlicker It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: adventurous range Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: aqua menage patrolman tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Amber Famous Landscape Painting 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: white aphrodisiac marketing idea rehab awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: soul-stirring church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: red church building mad-dog skullcap these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: salmon hilarious fat ankles Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Exciting Confused School Jew 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Hairless glittery parlour knife You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Lemon Travel Guidebook lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Beady-eyed Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Beady-eyed Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: navy bateful love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#49639607) |