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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
tell me
multi-colored windowlicker
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
lol tyft
poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
very tactful jet keepsake machete
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Lake greedy love of her life pozpig
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Laughsome Aquamarine Sound Barrier Psychic
  05/12/15
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Overrated mildly autistic digit ratio cuckoldry
  05/12/15
so underrated
Aphrodisiac spot
  01/19/16
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copper rambunctious reading party
  06/07/17
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dull ratface
  03/31/18
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amber filthy address nowag
  07/18/18
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sooty awkward doctorate
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Misunderstood rehab
  12/16/21
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Stirring church juggernaut
  02/16/23
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lascivious puppy
  12/11/24
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puce useless brakes
  06/11/25
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Massive heaven new version
  08/12/25
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Jade disturbing tank
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puce useless brakes
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Bespoke Light Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
bonkers roast beef pisswyrm
  08/14/13
lmao
multi-colored windowlicker
  05/12/15
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fantasy-prone maize institution depressive
  12/11/24
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lascivious puppy
  12/11/24
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fantasy-prone maize institution depressive
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Bespoke Light Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
fragrant chestnut foreskin philosopher-king
  08/14/13
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poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
startling lime field queen of the night
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
rofl
multi-colored windowlicker
  08/14/13
180
Misunderstood rehab
  08/14/13
rofl
Chrome deer antler partner
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
mahogany aggressive ticket booth
  08/14/13
lol
stubborn main people
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Carnelian ceo
  08/14/13
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copper rambunctious reading party
  03/10/14
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primrose pit
  03/24/21
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Stirring church juggernaut
  02/16/23
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Massive heaven new version
  08/12/25
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salmon 180 gunner athletic conference
  08/14/13
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poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
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salmon 180 gunner athletic conference
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
bonkers roast beef pisswyrm
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
salmon 180 gunner athletic conference
  08/14/13
best of thread
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
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tan submissive office
  08/14/13
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lascivious puppy
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
lascivious puppy
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
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poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
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poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
honey-headed trip black woman orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
bonkers roast beef pisswyrm
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
french jap box office
  08/14/13
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multi-colored windowlicker
  08/14/13
180
Snowy excitant locale wrinkle
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vibrant space incel
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Carnelian ceo
  08/15/13
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beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/17/13
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Laughsome Aquamarine Sound Barrier Psychic
  01/19/16
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dull ratface
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
french jap box office
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
lol
Impressive Shrine Gaping
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
salmon 180 gunner athletic conference
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
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tan submissive office
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Swashbuckling amethyst famous landscape painting
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mustard twinkling uncleanness codepig
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
salmon 180 gunner athletic conference
  08/14/13
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Hateful brethren
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
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tan submissive office
  08/14/13
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dashing gaped fanboi
  09/11/13
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dashing gaped fanboi
  02/16/23
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primrose pit
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Dun whorehouse kitty cat
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
startling lime field queen of the night
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
startling lime field queen of the night
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Misunderstood rehab
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Claret personal credit line multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
flirting contagious garrison
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Dun whorehouse kitty cat
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Free-loading concupiscible mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
whatever
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Indecent stag film dingle berry
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
salmon 180 gunner athletic conference
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
lol
Snowy excitant locale wrinkle
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
180
Misunderstood rehab
  08/14/13
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Navy big den
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
salmon 180 gunner athletic conference
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Vermilion School Associate
  08/14/13
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Vermilion School Associate
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Misunderstood rehab
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Misunderstood rehab
  08/14/13
lol tyft
poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Rusted Vigorous Masturbator Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Snowy excitant locale wrinkle
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
ultramarine milk
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
emerald trust fund
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Misunderstood rehab
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Misunderstood rehab
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Misunderstood rehab
  08/14/13
165
Spectacular Milky Idiot Persian
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
lmao
poppy mind-boggling home
  08/14/13
...
Free-loading concupiscible mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Soul-stirring messiness dilemma
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Arousing legal warrant
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  08/14/13
...
Vermilion School Associate
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
Pics?
Gay Bearded Jew
  08/14/13
link?
fantasy-prone maize institution depressive
  08/17/13
...
multi-colored windowlicker
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Avocado weed whacker resort
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
lilac haunting stage
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Translucent locus
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Violet Violent Lay Mood
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Violet Violent Lay Mood
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Violet Violent Lay Mood
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
demanding aqua yarmulke
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Anal ruby school cafeteria
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Violet Violent Lay Mood
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
slippery abode shitlib
  08/14/13
Underrated
Spectacular Milky Idiot Persian
  08/15/13
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copper rambunctious reading party
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Anal ruby school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
slippery abode shitlib
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Jet-lagged spruce station internal respiration
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
tan submissive office
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
startled glassy parlor
  08/14/13
lol
stubborn main people
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
startled glassy parlor
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
stubborn main people
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
startled glassy parlor
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Anal ruby school cafeteria
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
supple becky stage
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Dun whorehouse kitty cat
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Titillating internet-worthy wagecucks
  08/14/13
180
Sinister library
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
stubborn main people
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Carnelian ceo
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
stubborn main people
  08/14/13
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Rough-skinned electric principal's office turdskin
  08/14/13
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Ivory embarrassed to the bone roommate selfie
  08/14/13
180
Violet Violent Lay Mood
  08/14/13
...
slippery abode shitlib
  08/15/13
...
Translucent locus
  08/17/13
...
Talented plum therapy
  09/11/13
Lmao
out-of-control comical state police squad
  06/07/17
...
Massive heaven new version
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
smoky misanthropic pocket flask
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Rough-skinned electric principal's office turdskin
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Vivacious kitchen
  08/14/13
lol
Violet Violent Lay Mood
  08/14/13
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Stimulating Volcanic Crater Striped Hyena
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
scarlet corner
  08/14/13
180
exhilarant maroon set
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
sexy business firm
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
slimy kitty
  08/17/13
poignant
Lemon Cocky Stock Car Theater
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
azure learning disabled trailer park
  08/17/13
...
Rough-skinned electric principal's office turdskin
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Talented plum therapy
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
dashing gaped fanboi
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Jet-lagged spruce station internal respiration
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Lake greedy love of her life pozpig
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
hairraiser meetinghouse coldplay fan
  12/28/13
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bistre parlour sweet tailpipe
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
coral public bath
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
yapping cruel-hearted area immigrant
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
At-the-ready bateful temple hairy legs
  03/10/14
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Laughsome Aquamarine Sound Barrier Psychic
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Swashbuckling amethyst famous landscape painting
  05/12/15
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Cracking Insanely Creepy Brunch Mexican
  01/19/16
...
Carnelian ceo
  10/25/17
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fantasy-prone maize institution depressive
  11/29/15
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fantasy-prone maize institution depressive
  12/23/15
...
Laughsome Aquamarine Sound Barrier Psychic
  01/05/16
...
fantasy-prone maize institution depressive
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Federal cruise ship
  06/07/17
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Cracking Insanely Creepy Brunch Mexican
  09/22/17
...
beady-eyed pale azn theatre
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
histrionic nursing home
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Bossy garnet chad stead
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
histrionic nursing home
  07/18/18
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primrose pit
  04/30/19
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fantasy-prone maize institution depressive
  06/21/20
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fantasy-prone maize institution depressive
  06/23/20
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blathering walnut dragon crotch
  07/11/20
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primrose pit
  12/16/21
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primrose pit
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: multi-colored windowlicker

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: very tactful jet keepsake machete

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Lake greedy love of her life pozpig

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Laughsome Aquamarine Sound Barrier Psychic

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Overrated mildly autistic digit ratio cuckoldry



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: copper rambunctious reading party



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: dull ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: amber filthy address nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: sooty awkward doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Misunderstood rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Stirring church juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: puce useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Massive heaven new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Jade disturbing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: puce useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bespoke Light Factory Reset Button

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: bonkers roast beef pisswyrm

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: multi-colored windowlicker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone maize institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone maize institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bespoke Light Factory Reset Button

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: fragrant chestnut foreskin philosopher-king

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: startling lime field queen of the night

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: multi-colored windowlicker

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Misunderstood rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Chrome deer antler partner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: mahogany aggressive ticket booth

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: stubborn main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Carnelian ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: copper rambunctious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: primrose pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Stirring church juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Massive heaven new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: salmon 180 gunner athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: salmon 180 gunner athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: bonkers roast beef pisswyrm

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: salmon 180 gunner athletic conference

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: tan submissive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: lascivious puppy

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: honey-headed trip black woman orchestra pit

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: bonkers roast beef pisswyrm

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: french jap box office

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: multi-colored windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Snowy excitant locale wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: vibrant space incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Carnelian ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Aquamarine Sound Barrier Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: dull ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: french jap box office

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: tan submissive office

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: tan submissive office

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Impressive Shrine Gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: salmon 180 gunner athletic conference

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: tan submissive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling amethyst famous landscape painting

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: mustard twinkling uncleanness codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: salmon 180 gunner athletic conference

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Hateful brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: tan submissive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: dashing gaped fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: dashing gaped fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: primrose pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: tan submissive office

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: tan submissive office

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Dun whorehouse kitty cat

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: startling lime field queen of the night

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: startling lime field queen of the night

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Misunderstood rehab

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Claret personal credit line multi-billionaire

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: flirting contagious garrison

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: tan submissive office

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Dun whorehouse kitty cat

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Free-loading concupiscible mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: indigo razzle newt step-uncle's house

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Indecent stag film dingle berry

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: tan submissive office

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: salmon 180 gunner athletic conference

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Snowy excitant locale wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Misunderstood rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Navy big den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: salmon 180 gunner athletic conference

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Vermilion School Associate

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Vermilion School Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Misunderstood rehab

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Misunderstood rehab

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Rusted Vigorous Masturbator Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Snowy excitant locale wrinkle

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: ultramarine milk

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: emerald trust fund

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood rehab

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Misunderstood rehab

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: tan submissive office

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Misunderstood rehab

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Spectacular Milky Idiot Persian

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: poppy mind-boggling home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Free-loading concupiscible mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring messiness dilemma

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Arousing legal warrant

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Vermilion School Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Gay Bearded Jew

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: fantasy-prone maize institution depressive

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: multi-colored windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Avocado weed whacker resort

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: lilac haunting stage

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: tan submissive office

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Translucent locus

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Violet Violent Lay Mood

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Violet Violent Lay Mood

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Violet Violent Lay Mood

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: demanding aqua yarmulke

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Anal ruby school cafeteria

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Violet Violent Lay Mood

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: slippery abode shitlib

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Spectacular Milky Idiot Persian

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: copper rambunctious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Anal ruby school cafeteria

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: slippery abode shitlib

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Jet-lagged spruce station internal respiration

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: tan submissive office

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: startled glassy parlor

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: stubborn main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: startled glassy parlor

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: stubborn main people

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: startled glassy parlor

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Anal ruby school cafeteria

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: supple becky stage

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Dun whorehouse kitty cat

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Titillating internet-worthy wagecucks

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Sinister library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: stubborn main people

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Carnelian ceo

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: stubborn main people

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Rough-skinned electric principal's office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Ivory embarrassed to the bone roommate selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Violet Violent Lay Mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: slippery abode shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Talented plum therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: out-of-control comical state police squad

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Massive heaven new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: smoky misanthropic pocket flask

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Rough-skinned electric principal's office turdskin

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Vivacious kitchen

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Violet Violent Lay Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Volcanic Crater Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: scarlet corner

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: exhilarant maroon set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: sexy business firm

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: slimy kitty

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Lemon Cocky Stock Car Theater

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: azure learning disabled trailer park

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Rough-skinned electric principal's office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Talented plum therapy

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: dashing gaped fanboi

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Jet-lagged spruce station internal respiration

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Lake greedy love of her life pozpig

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: hairraiser meetinghouse coldplay fan

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: bistre parlour sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: coral public bath

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: yapping cruel-hearted area immigrant

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready bateful temple hairy legs

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Laughsome Aquamarine Sound Barrier Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling amethyst famous landscape painting

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Cracking Insanely Creepy Brunch Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Carnelian ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone maize institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone maize institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Laughsome Aquamarine Sound Barrier Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: fantasy-prone maize institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Federal cruise ship

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Cracking Insanely Creepy Brunch Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed pale azn theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: histrionic nursing home

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Bossy garnet chad stead

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: histrionic nursing home

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: primrose pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: fantasy-prone maize institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone maize institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: blathering walnut dragon crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: primrose pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: primrose pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#44198924)