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  08/14/13
tell me
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After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Gaped razzmatazz public bath
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lol tyft
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This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Gaped razzmatazz public bath
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Honey-headed soul-stirring hairy legs
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Metal fear-inspiring school haunted graveyard
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I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Mind-boggling judgmental feces
  08/14/13
best of thread
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
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pizzas have an expiration date
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
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you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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To be fair, k
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ty, whitest knight <3
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
scarlet hot hall athletic conference
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
Crawly overrated cuck
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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  08/14/13
whatever
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Gaped razzmatazz public bath
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
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  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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  08/14/13
lol tyft
Crawly overrated cuck
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Crawly overrated cuck
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Sick Native Factory Reset Button
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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Fungi. Fungi.
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sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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lmao
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You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Gaped razzmatazz public bath
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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Pics?
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link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
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A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
vigorous fighting son of senegal
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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ps the dad was bloodacre
vigorous fighting son of senegal
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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Pizza tastes good
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Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop
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Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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180
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
exhilarant goal in life sanctuary
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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180
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Lmao
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
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  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
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  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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I want pizza
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Gaped razzmatazz public bath
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What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Clear Chapel
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it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Provocative Sinister Queen Of The Night
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(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Clear Chapel
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: olive elite casino ape

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Alpha Double Fault

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Magenta nursing home puppy

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Bronze Internet-worthy Center Legal Warrant

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Adventurous mexican parlor



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: avocado vibrant market community account

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Garnet macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: big magical roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: spectacular chartreuse lodge



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: sickened masturbator den



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Brilliant location nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Domesticated Stage Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: charismatic offensive fortuitous meteor immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: cordovan old irish cottage garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Learning disabled aphrodisiac doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: charismatic offensive fortuitous meteor immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: godawful arousing idiot

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring school haunted graveyard

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: olive elite casino ape

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: glittery shaky yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Domesticated Stage Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: godawful arousing idiot

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: pearl anal place of business main people

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring hairy legs

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: olive elite casino ape

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Violent Windowlicker

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Filthy sweet tailpipe partner

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: exhilarant goal in life sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Plum stimulating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Garnet macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Brilliant location nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: cordovan old irish cottage garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring school haunted graveyard

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental feces

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Domesticated Stage Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Domesticated Stage Knife

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Cracking navy step-uncle's house

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring school haunted graveyard

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: orange effete associate church

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: olive elite casino ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: marvelous set reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Plum stimulating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Bronze Internet-worthy Center Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: big magical roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: orange effete associate church

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: deranged state ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental feces

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Laughsome shrine

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: rose locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental feces

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: vivacious adulterous clown faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: bat shit crazy thriller theatre laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: bat shit crazy thriller theatre laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Canary Library Skinny Woman

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: scarlet hot hall athletic conference

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring hairy legs

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring hairy legs

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: jade milk

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Comical office

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: scarlet hot hall athletic conference

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Canary Library Skinny Woman

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: black stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: scarlet hot hall athletic conference

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: scarlet hot hall athletic conference

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: scarlet hot hall athletic conference

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: scarlet hot hall athletic conference

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: scarlet hot hall athletic conference

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: scarlet hot hall athletic conference

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Sticky soggy pit preventive strike

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental feces

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Wonderful mother parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental feces

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Bossy Appetizing Menage Coffee Pot

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Bossy Appetizing Menage Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Naked business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spot

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Sexy Carnelian Trailer Park

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: cerebral mewling persian

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Sick Native Factory Reset Button

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Tan mediation

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Crawly overrated cuck

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: black stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: concupiscible self-centered gunner genital piercing

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Cobalt indian lodge

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Bossy Appetizing Menage Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: buff becky crackhouse

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: glittery shaky yarmulke property

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: olive elite casino ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: curious codepig

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: violet doobsian blood rage heaven

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Nofapping stirring national pervert

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: vigorous fighting son of senegal

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: vigorous fighting son of senegal

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: vigorous fighting son of senegal

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Unhinged bateful coldplay fan rehab

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Ebony dilemma

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: vigorous fighting son of senegal

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Bistre Gaming Laptop

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Tan mediation

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Garnet macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Ebony dilemma

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Bistre Gaming Laptop

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: transparent lay pisswyrm

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Disturbing frozen electric furnace dog poop

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: spruce racy sandwich rigor

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: exhilarant goal in life sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: spruce racy sandwich rigor

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: exhilarant goal in life sanctuary

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: spruce racy sandwich rigor

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Ebony dilemma

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: lascivious bearded karate

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Canary Library Skinny Woman

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: flesh galvanic theater stage roommate

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Turquoise institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: exhilarant goal in life sanctuary

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Plum stimulating university

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: exhilarant goal in life sanctuary

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: slate address gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: House-broken Milky Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: vigorous fighting son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Bistre Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Nofapping stirring national pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: razzle bright site circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Motley piazza

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: cordovan old irish cottage garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: submissive multi-billionaire

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: slate address gaping

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: rusted resort

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: vigorous fighting son of senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: gay stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Electric bipolar range corn cake

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: diverse principal's office private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Coiffed home

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Henna painfully honest field sex offender

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: sepia at-the-ready regret locus

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Very Tactful Talented Forum Marketing Idea

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: slate address gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: razzle bright site circlehead

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: bat shit crazy thriller theatre laser beams

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: transparent lay pisswyrm

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Magenta nursing home puppy

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: seedy titillating ticket booth

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Translucent Theater Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: floppy space philosopher-king

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: dashing jap

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Passionate trust fund

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Bronze Internet-worthy Center Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Laughsome shrine

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: insane stain jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Plum stimulating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: glittery shaky yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: glittery shaky yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Bronze Internet-worthy Center Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: glittery shaky yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: sadistic irradiated stead useless brakes

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: insane stain jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Gaped razzmatazz public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Clear Chapel

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Provocative Sinister Queen Of The Night

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Clear Chapel

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: glittery shaky yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: glittery shaky yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Harsh swashbuckling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse



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