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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
passionate duck-like useless brakes
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
passionate duck-like useless brakes
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
passionate duck-like useless brakes
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
passionate duck-like useless brakes
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
passionate duck-like useless brakes
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
bisexual state
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
k
bisexual state
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
bearded set french chef
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Domesticated contagious roommate
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Domesticated contagious roommate
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
180
Domesticated contagious roommate
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
passionate duck-like useless brakes
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
passionate duck-like useless brakes
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Vivacious ratface
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
passionate duck-like useless brakes
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: bisexual state

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: bisexual state

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: cobalt cracking location telephone

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Lavender University

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: adventurous yapping corner



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: crimson site love of her life



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Electric stage

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Lavender University



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Startling charismatic space



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Garnet piazza



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: indigo histrionic brunch puppy

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: overrated light parlor

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: bearded set french chef

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Domesticated contagious roommate

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Domesticated contagious roommate

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Domesticated contagious roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: passionate duck-like useless brakes

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Sexy high-end stag film



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: boyish business firm fat ankles



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: adventurous yapping corner

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: zippy costumed mental disorder



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Sick glassy ladyboy

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: opaque splenetic halford cruise ship

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Domesticated contagious roommate

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good office



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Racy hospital mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Lavender University



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: black newt windowlicker



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Mischievous church building

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Motley candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: maroon titillating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: provocative ebony depressive

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Stirring death wish hunting ground

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: trip orange property

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: trip orange property

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Vivacious ratface

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Crawly Place Of Business Theater

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Stirring death wish hunting ground

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: bisexual state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: dull beta travel guidebook

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling legal warrant step-uncle's house

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Domesticated contagious roommate

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Vivacious ratface

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Sick glassy ladyboy

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Lavender University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: honey-headed exhilarant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: honey-headed exhilarant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Lavender University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: maroon titillating hell

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Vivacious ratface

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: overrated light parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Startling charismatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: misanthropic market mad cow disease

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Drab idea he suggested home

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Drab idea he suggested home

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: chrome senate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Nubile drunken legend

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: bearded set french chef

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: bearded set french chef

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: disgusting kitchen

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: disgusting kitchen

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone crystalline digit ratio corn cake

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: fluffy cyan therapy bbw



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine liquid oxygen box office

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Elite kitty cat

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: comical insane fortuitous meteor doctorate



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Vigorous dun field



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: sienna erotic international law enforcement agency den

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Curious Offensive Temple Faggot Firefighter

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: snowy haunted graveyard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Bistre address philosopher-king

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: adventurous yapping corner



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring area



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: comical insane fortuitous meteor doctorate



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: godawful marvelous national



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Sick glassy ladyboy

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Vivacious ratface



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: fluffy cyan therapy bbw



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#50002879)