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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
thriller giraffe
  09/15/13
explain.
Flushed chapel wrinkle
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
thriller giraffe
  09/15/13
this is not bad
deep internal respiration
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Pink razzmatazz nursing home
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Saffron field puppy
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Multi-colored vermilion state
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Cerebral whorehouse indirect expression
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
deep internal respiration
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Crusty Wonderful Theatre Selfie
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
arrogant theater
  09/15/13
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Contagious Slap-happy Native Idiot
  09/15/13
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Flushed chapel wrinkle
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
deep internal respiration
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
thriller giraffe
  09/15/13
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disgusting azure sanctuary cumskin
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
titillating chad
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Learning disabled awkward pisswyrm roast beef
  09/15/13
its ok.
thriller giraffe
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Concupiscible splenetic new version indian lodge
  09/25/15
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thriller giraffe
  12/03/15
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Wild marketing idea crackhouse
  12/03/15
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thriller giraffe
  01/22/16
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balding beta site faggotry
  01/22/16
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disgusting azure sanctuary cumskin
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
thriller giraffe
  06/22/16
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Wild marketing idea crackhouse
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
thriller giraffe
  06/21/17
do you pay?
orchid house psychic
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
thriller giraffe
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
orchid house psychic
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
thriller giraffe
  06/21/17
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thriller giraffe
  03/16/18
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thriller giraffe
  05/16/18
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thriller giraffe
  07/03/19
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thriller giraffe
  07/30/19
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thriller giraffe
  02/11/23
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Dull trailer park
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
electric onyx gunner library
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
twisted laughsome tattoo
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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  02/11/23
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sticky comical juggernaut step-uncle's house
  10/25/23
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Flushed chapel wrinkle

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: deep internal respiration

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Pink razzmatazz nursing home

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Saffron field puppy

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored vermilion state

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse indirect expression

outback bars are garbage

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: deep internal respiration

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Crusty Wonderful Theatre Selfie

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: arrogant theater

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Contagious Slap-happy Native Idiot



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Flushed chapel wrinkle



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: deep internal respiration

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: disgusting azure sanctuary cumskin



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: titillating chad

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Learning disabled awkward pisswyrm roast beef

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible splenetic new version indian lodge

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: thriller giraffe

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Wild marketing idea crackhouse

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: balding beta site faggotry



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: disgusting azure sanctuary cumskin



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Wild marketing idea crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: orchid house psychic

do you pay?

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: orchid house psychic

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: thriller giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: thriller giraffe

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: disturbing umber area

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Dull trailer park

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: electric onyx gunner library

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: twisted laughsome tattoo

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: gay mexican depressive

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id..#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: sticky comical juggernaut step-uncle's house



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: thriller giraffe

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