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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
hilarious gold church trust fund
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Shivering Set
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza
  01/26/16
jesus no...
comical dark ratface theatre
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soul-stirring mentally impaired indirect expression
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ebony crusty mediation
  02/20/18
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Wild knife
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mahogany water buffalo
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razzle-dazzle navy church building
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Rebellious Aqua Shitlib Field
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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pink point
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Transparent Hairraiser Business Firm Main People
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orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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Bistre Circlehead
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Smoky hospital
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Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef
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hilarious gold church trust fund
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multi-colored ruby codepig community account
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  11/27/16
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Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale
  12/19/17
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orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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Shivering Set
  01/26/16
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soul-stirring mentally impaired indirect expression
  11/27/16
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olive whorehouse pocket flask
  01/23/17
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Heady university
  03/15/17
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olive whorehouse pocket flask
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sapphire national
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vivacious kink-friendly partner
  03/12/22
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Startling alcoholic public bath gaping
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Buff potus pistol
  01/25/16
Brutal
pink point
  01/25/16
...
talented scarlet location party of the first part
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
deep turdskin
  01/25/16
toxic
aggressive aphrodisiac stage generalized bond
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Wild knife
  01/25/16
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orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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trip property newt
  01/25/16
damnit
dull old irish cottage
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mahogany water buffalo
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
jfc
olive whorehouse pocket flask
  01/25/16
Cr edit
mahogany water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
olive whorehouse pocket flask
  01/25/16
Cr
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
hm
Mind-boggling yellow filthpig incel
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
wait
chrome cowardly state personal credit line
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Shivering Set
  01/26/16
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Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
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orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
appetizing jet-lagged dog poop
  01/25/16
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elite telephone hall
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Buff potus pistol
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
olive whorehouse pocket flask
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Buff potus pistol
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Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale
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Fear-inspiring bateful background story native
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dull old irish cottage
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
trip property newt
  01/25/16
...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Maize ladyboy psychic
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Wonderful chest-beating dilemma messiness
  01/25/16
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Milky disturbing principal's office
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Lascivious Flickering Casino Crotch
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deep turdskin
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Bistre Circlehead
  01/25/16
damn
180 jewess degenerate
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electric masturbator parlor
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O LORD
Bat Shit Crazy Quadroon Boistinker
  01/25/16
jfc
pearly toaster
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Harsh garrison kitty cat
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef
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mahogany water buffalo
  01/25/16
Lmao
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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Shivering Set
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orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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Passionate parlour
  02/18/22
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Dun lay giraffe
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Smoky hospital
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
dull old irish cottage
  01/25/16
ouch
peach medicated resort
  01/26/16
poison
Dashing claret mother den
  01/26/16
...
Violent spot dopamine
  01/26/16
180
hilarious gold church trust fund
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...
chrome cowardly state personal credit line
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Gay patrolman
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Shivering Set
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
180 jewess degenerate
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
rough-skinned cruel-hearted theater stage liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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Dun lay giraffe
  12/26/17
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Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
  08/12/19
180
Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza
  01/26/16
...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Judgmental Stag Film Chad
  01/27/16
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Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale
  01/27/16
...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
...
irradiated onyx place of business
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
cracking center dysfunction
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
swashbuckling red meetinghouse
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Stirring address nowag
  02/24/16
18000000
Crimson round eye
  03/04/16
165
Salmon bull headed dragon legend
  03/04/16
...
Brilliant Coffee Pot
  05/19/16
chilling
aquamarine reading party brethren
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
motley seedy legal warrant
  01/03/17
oh my.
Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold
  01/23/17
toxic
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Heady university
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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Hideous boiling water
  10/27/17
mother of god
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  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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  12/26/17
ouch
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  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
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Filthy school windowlicker
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Exhilarant carnelian milk haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Excitant lime area yarmulke
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Bistre Circlehead
  01/25/16
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Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef
  01/25/16
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Vibrant Light People Who Are Hurt Pit
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
pink point
  01/25/16
toxic
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
pink point
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
pink point
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
erotic glassy home cumskin
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
pink point
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Maize ladyboy psychic
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
pink point
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Maize ladyboy psychic
  01/25/16
TY bro
pink point
  01/25/16
...
Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
violet clown
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
talented scarlet location party of the first part
  10/27/17
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umber chapel persian
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orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  05/24/18
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Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
shimmering nudist sneaky criminal forum
  10/27/17
credited advice
opaque toilet seat rehab
  05/24/18
even more toxic
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Lilac Hunting Ground Mood
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
i lol'd
fragrant chartreuse foreskin weed whacker
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
pink point
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Maize ladyboy psychic
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
lol
Cordovan Hissy Fit Menage
  06/01/17
...
pink point
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
pink point
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
hilarious gold church trust fund
  01/26/16
...
Dun lay giraffe
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Harsh garrison kitty cat
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Harsh garrison kitty cat
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
pink point
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Harsh garrison kitty cat
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Harsh garrison kitty cat
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Harsh garrison kitty cat
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
pink point
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
pink point
  01/25/16
Lmao
deranged glittery associate electric furnace
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
olive whorehouse pocket flask
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/25/16
lmao true
180 jewess degenerate
  01/25/16
...
chrome cowardly state personal credit line
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...
Dun lay giraffe
  12/26/17
Haha
Floppy tanning salon hairy legs
  03/19/20
...
pink point
  01/25/16
...
trip property newt
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
violet clown
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
stimulating orchestra pit ape
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Spectacular shrine
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
shimmering nudist sneaky criminal forum
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
jade mexican roast beef
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Frum Coldplay Fan Locus
  06/03/19
oh no
rough-skinned cruel-hearted theater stage liquid oxygen
  08/08/19
LOL
narrow-minded marvelous laser beams house
  03/16/20
JFC
Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold
  03/19/20
Update?
Passionate parlour
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Diverse Cream Azn Internal Respiration
  01/25/16
...
pink point
  01/25/16
...
Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale
  05/19/16
...
Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Brass market karate
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
trip property newt
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Brass market karate
  01/26/16
Cr
trip property newt
  01/26/16
...
Shivering Set
  01/26/16
...
Shivering Set
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Brass market karate
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant carnelian milk haunted graveyard
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What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Indigo vigorous elastic band temple
  01/26/16
...
Indigo vigorous elastic band temple
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Nofapping Pungent Juggernaut
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Soggy Gaming Laptop
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
bespoke kitchen
  01/26/16
...
Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
hilarious gold church trust fund
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
chrome cowardly state personal credit line
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
olive whorehouse pocket flask
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
bespoke kitchen
  01/26/16
Lmfao
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Nofapping Pungent Juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
Cerise arrogant halford rigpig
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Floppy tanning salon hairy legs
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Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza
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chrome cowardly state personal credit line
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Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi
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Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale
  03/28/16
...
mustard aromatic step-uncle's house
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
erotic glassy home cumskin
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza
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...
comical dark ratface theatre
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...
chrome cowardly state personal credit line
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
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  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
self-absorbed stead becky
  04/04/16
...
Heady university
  03/15/17
*applause*
Federal big mad-dog skullcap abode
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...
sapphire national
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...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
shimmering nudist sneaky criminal forum
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...
chrome cowardly state personal credit line
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Brass market karate
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
chrome cowardly state personal credit line
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/26/16
...
Brass market karate
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Brass market karate
  01/26/16
...
trip property newt
  01/26/16
...
Maize ladyboy psychic
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
Describe
Brass market karate
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Brass market karate
  01/26/16
...
chrome cowardly state personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
Maize ladyboy psychic
  01/26/16
Please be flame
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
olive whorehouse pocket flask
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Hideous boiling water
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
Fuck
Hideous boiling water
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
  01/26/16
cq's!
180 jewess degenerate
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold
  03/19/20
...
Heady university
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Territorial bronze puppy heaven
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
erotic glassy home cumskin
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Exhilarant carnelian milk haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/26/16
...
opaque toilet seat rehab
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
erotic glassy home cumskin
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Maize ladyboy psychic
  01/26/16
...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
  01/26/16
LOL fair
erotic glassy home cumskin
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
bespoke kitchen
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...
Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi
  01/26/16
...
Shivering Set
  01/23/17
...
Heady university
  03/15/17
...
Soggy Gaming Laptop
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Brass market karate
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underrated
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lmao at the dog bit
bespoke kitchen
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
splenetic national security agency
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
splenetic national security agency
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do u love it
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
Razzle jet base
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
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...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
olive whorehouse pocket flask
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
splenetic national security agency
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
olive whorehouse pocket flask
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
bespoke kitchen
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ok fair im kinda slow today
olive whorehouse pocket flask
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this guy gets it
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...
abnormal insanely creepy volcanic crater selfie
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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Hideous boiling water
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Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
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JFC
Tan titillating voyeur
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180
Pontificating Hell
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...
Charismatic chestnut jap boltzmann
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Hideous boiling water
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
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silver bossy depressive black woman
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...
silver bossy depressive black woman
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
...
splenetic national security agency
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mmm hmmm
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
splenetic national security agency
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
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...
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THIS
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slate corner
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
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No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Rebellious Aqua Shitlib Field
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Rebellious Aqua Shitlib Field
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
180 jewess degenerate
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
erotic glassy home cumskin
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug
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damn bruh you going HAM itt
180 jewess degenerate
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180. *GULPS*
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fucking damn
dull old irish cottage
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...
Bistre Circlehead
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180
contagious mewling gunner cuckoldry
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Goodbye, XO.
Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef
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Alright wish I never made this thread
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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...
Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
plum arousing regret athletic conference
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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repost please
Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef
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I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
splenetic national security agency
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Razzmatazz Bipolar Bawdyhouse
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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pink point
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180.
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brave
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olive whorehouse pocket flask
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mods please delete
Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
180 jewess degenerate
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...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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i really like it here
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...
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
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There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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... ...
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orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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"i made it," he thought.
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bump for leolenin
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...
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Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale
  06/01/17
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
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...
Hideous boiling water
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Not what I needed right now
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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...
Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
pozpig sandwich
  01/16/19
Jfc
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
at-the-ready out-of-control useless brakes marketing idea
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Rebellious Aqua Shitlib Field
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
bespoke kitchen
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook
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...
Hideous boiling water
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insane keepsake machete
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Walnut odious mad cow disease trailer park
  04/09/19
...
Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
translucent pervert
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
orchid cruise ship sound barrier
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...
Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
swashbuckling red meetinghouse
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
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...
Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza
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Absolutely devastating for board libs.
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Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Greedy preventive strike
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Does that include you?
hairless
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: hilarious gold church trust fund

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Shivering Set

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: comical dark ratface theatre

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring mentally impaired indirect expression



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle navy church building



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Rebellious Aqua Shitlib Field



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: pink point



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Bistre Circlehead



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Smoky hospital

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: hilarious gold church trust fund



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Shivering Set



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: sapphire national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: vivacious kink-friendly partner



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Startling alcoholic public bath gaping



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Startling alcoholic public bath gaping



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Buff potus pistol

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: pink point

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: talented scarlet location party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: deep turdskin

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: aggressive aphrodisiac stage generalized bond

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: appetizing jet-lagged dog poop

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Wild knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: trip property newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: dull old irish cottage

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mahogany water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: mahogany water buffalo

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling yellow filthpig incel

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Shivering Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: appetizing jet-lagged dog poop

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: elite telephone hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Buff potus pistol

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Buff potus pistol

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful background story native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: dull old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: trip property newt

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Maize ladyboy psychic

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Wonderful chest-beating dilemma messiness

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Milky disturbing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Lascivious Flickering Casino Crotch

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: deep turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bistre Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: electric masturbator parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Quadroon Boistinker

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: pearly toaster

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Harsh garrison kitty cat

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: mahogany water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Grizzly know-it-all brunch immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Shivering Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Soggy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: white theater stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: House-broken library headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: lavender sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Passionate parlour



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Dun lay giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Smoky hospital

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: dull old irish cottage

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: peach medicated resort

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Dashing claret mother den

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Violent spot dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: hilarious gold church trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Gay patrolman

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Shivering Set

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned cruel-hearted theater stage liquid oxygen

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: jade mexican roast beef

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Dun lay giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Judgmental Stag Film Chad

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: plum arousing regret athletic conference

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: plum arousing regret athletic conference

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: irradiated onyx place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: cracking center dysfunction

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling red meetinghouse

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Stirring address nowag

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Crimson round eye

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Salmon bull headed dragon legend

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Brilliant Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: aquamarine reading party brethren

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Naked ticket booth fat ankles

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: motley seedy legal warrant

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Coral Friendly Grandma Senate

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Heady university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful background story native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Mauve overrated faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: lake effete crackhouse

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: white theater stain

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: pea-brained galvanic digit ratio nursing home

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Maroon gas station

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Walnut odious mad cow disease trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: opaque toilet seat rehab

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Pearl box office famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: curious citrine multi-billionaire site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: mustard aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: sapphire national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: iridescent adventurous genital piercing

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Filthy school windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant carnelian milk haunted graveyard

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Excitant lime area yarmulke

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Bistre Circlehead

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Light People Who Are Hurt Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: pink point

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: pink point

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: pink point

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: erotic glassy home cumskin

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: pink point

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Maize ladyboy psychic

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: pink point

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Maize ladyboy psychic

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: pink point

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: violet clown

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: talented scarlet location party of the first part

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: umber chapel persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: shimmering nudist sneaky criminal forum

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: opaque toilet seat rehab

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Lilac Hunting Ground Mood

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: fragrant chartreuse foreskin weed whacker

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: pink point

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Maize ladyboy psychic

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Cordovan Hissy Fit Menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: pink point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: pink point

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: hilarious gold church trust fund

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Dun lay giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Harsh garrison kitty cat

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Harsh garrison kitty cat

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: pink point

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Harsh garrison kitty cat

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Harsh garrison kitty cat

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Harsh garrison kitty cat

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: pink point

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: pink point

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: deranged glittery associate electric furnace

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Dun lay giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Floppy tanning salon hairy legs

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: pink point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: trip property newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: violet clown

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit ape

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Spectacular shrine

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: shimmering nudist sneaky criminal forum

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: jade mexican roast beef

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Frum Coldplay Fan Locus

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: rough-skinned cruel-hearted theater stage liquid oxygen

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded marvelous laser beams house

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Passionate parlour

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Diverse Cream Azn Internal Respiration

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: pink point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Brass market karate

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: trip property newt

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Brass market karate

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: trip property newt

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Shivering Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Shivering Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Brass market karate

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant carnelian milk haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Indigo vigorous elastic band temple

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Indigo vigorous elastic band temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Nofapping Pungent Juggernaut

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Soggy Gaming Laptop

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: hilarious gold church trust fund

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Nofapping Pungent Juggernaut

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Cerise arrogant halford rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Floppy tanning salon hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: mustard aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: drunken indian lodge gay wizard

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: erotic glassy home cumskin

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: comical dark ratface theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: fragrant chartreuse foreskin weed whacker

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: self-absorbed stead becky

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Heady university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Federal big mad-dog skullcap abode

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: sapphire national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: shimmering nudist sneaky criminal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Brass market karate

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Brass market karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Brass market karate

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: trip property newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Maize ladyboy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Brass market karate

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Brass market karate

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Maize ladyboy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Heady university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Territorial bronze puppy heaven

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: erotic glassy home cumskin

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant carnelian milk haunted graveyard

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: opaque toilet seat rehab



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: erotic glassy home cumskin

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Maize ladyboy psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: erotic glassy home cumskin

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Shivering Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Heady university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Soggy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Brass market karate

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: comical dark ratface theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring mentally impaired indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Racy amethyst lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Henna abusive feces plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Razzle jet base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: abnormal insanely creepy volcanic crater selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: silver bossy depressive black woman

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: dull old irish cottage

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Maize ladyboy psychic

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Thriller ultramarine fortuitous meteor fanboi

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Tan titillating voyeur

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Pontificating Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Charismatic chestnut jap boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: silver bossy depressive black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: silver bossy depressive black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: splenetic national security agency

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: fragrant chartreuse foreskin weed whacker

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: slate corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Rebellious Aqua Shitlib Field

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Rebellious Aqua Shitlib Field

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: erotic glassy home cumskin

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness blood rage

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Chocolate boyish antidepressant drug

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Exciting Crystalline Rigor

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: dull old irish cottage

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Bistre Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: contagious mewling gunner cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: plum arousing regret athletic conference

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bipolar Bawdyhouse

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: splenetic national security agency

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bipolar Bawdyhouse

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: abnormal insanely creepy volcanic crater selfie

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: fragrant chartreuse foreskin weed whacker

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: pink point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: slate corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Naked ticket booth fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: obsidian submissive institution queen of the night

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Passionate parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Khaki Sanctuary Cuck

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive laughsome lettuce french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bateful background story native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Passionate parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: chrome cowardly state personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Saffron concupiscible son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: 180 jewess degenerate

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bipolar Bawdyhouse

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Naked ticket booth fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia provocative stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: sienna tattoo school cafeteria

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: shimmering nudist sneaky criminal forum

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Khaki Sanctuary Cuck

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  pozpig sandwich

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Heady university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Naked ticket booth fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: French New Version

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: impertinent doctorate

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Tripping factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic organic girlfriend

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Indecent Therapy Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: unholy doobsian tank

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  Cobalt Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Walnut odious mad cow disease trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: sable nibblets

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: sable nibblets

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia provocative stage

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Yapping rose sweet tailpipe

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: pink point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  goyim

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: multi-colored ruby codepig community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  pozpig sandwich

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready out-of-control useless brakes marketing idea

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Rebellious Aqua Shitlib Field

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: bespoke kitchen

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  insane keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Walnut odious mad cow disease trailer park

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: translucent pervert

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling red meetinghouse

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Very tactful supple scourge upon the earth piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Dead Striped Hyena Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Greedy preventive strike

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  hairless

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Greedy preventive strike

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Greedy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Nighttime macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: bespoke kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: magenta half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic Trump Supporter Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id..#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Angry Double Fault



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: sapphire national



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: olive whorehouse pocket flask



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Passionate parlour



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: ruddy up-to-no-good goal in life

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Maniacal Wrinkle

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: orchid cruise ship sound barrier



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Hideous boiling water



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Passionate parlour



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author:  orange stock car



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Wine Jew



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  talking corn cake

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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