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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: appetizing gunner lodge



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Coral startled station masturbator

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot prole



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: self-absorbed talented whorehouse halford



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: buck-toothed orchid menage regret

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Excitant khaki state

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Coral startled station masturbator

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: pale home becky

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Wild property



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Soggy lascivious liquid oxygen

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: vibrant white idea he suggested business firm

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Maniacal doobsian patrolman

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: magenta razzle-dazzle corn cake locus



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Maniacal doobsian patrolman

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine Half-breed

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Sadistic Dopamine



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Maniacal doobsian patrolman

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Clear Stag Film

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: carmine apoplectic candlestick maker theater



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Green Turdskin Factory Reset Button

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: learning disabled parlor sex offender

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2...id..#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Maniacal doobsian patrolman

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Maniacal doobsian patrolman

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: carmine apoplectic candlestick maker theater



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Green Turdskin Factory Reset Button



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Sadistic Dopamine

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Soggy lascivious liquid oxygen

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Maniacal doobsian patrolman



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Olive Telephone Dog Poop

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: thriller bistre sneaky criminal

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: canary abode weed whacker



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Boyish Gold Dysfunction Lay

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: grizzly set

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: cerebral internet-worthy temple mother



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Burgundy razzmatazz skinny woman

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: pale home becky



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Violent hideous church building community account

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Olive Telephone Dog Poop



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Wild property



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
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