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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Flushed nursing home
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Bat shit crazy chad
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Flushed nursing home
  04/14/22
...
Multi-colored Hyperventilating Field
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
yellow space
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Flushed nursing home
  04/14/22
...
yellow space
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Stimulating Stead Tattoo
  04/14/22
...
Vigorous milky resort internal respiration
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
thriller heaven
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Flushed nursing home
  04/28/22
...
Flushed nursing home
  07/04/23
...
Vigorous milky resort internal respiration
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Black shivering candlestick maker
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Smoky deranged office
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Flushed nursing home
  04/27/24
?
Smoky deranged office
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Flushed nursing home
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Smoky deranged office
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Flushed nursing home
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Smoky deranged office
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Smoky deranged office
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
know-it-all locale double fault
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
razzmatazz mint deer antler
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
electric philosopher-king hell
  04/24/26
...
judgmental casino
  04/27/24
180
stirring pozpig den
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
thriller heaven
  04/27/24
Honk honk
stirring pozpig den
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  04/27/24
...
Flirting Really Tough Guy
  04/27/24
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judgmental casino
  10/08/24
...
Razzle-dazzle citrine cuck location
  10/08/24
...
Rusted Passionate Faggotry
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Bright Temple
  06/06/24
...
red ticket booth
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Vibrant Onyx Ape
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
swashbuckling cruise ship
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Vibrant Onyx Ape
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
swashbuckling cruise ship
  06/06/24
...
Wild Box Office
  04/24/26
...
Razzle-dazzle citrine cuck location
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Flushed nursing home
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Flushed nursing home
  09/14/25
...
iridescent love of her life immigrant
  03/31/26
flame?
Balding Piazza Factory Reset Button
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Flushed nursing home
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
cocky scourge upon the earth
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Cream thirsty gas station
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
cocky scourge upon the earth
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
excitant medicated stain halford
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Wild Box Office
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
a twitter account that only posts "Wow"
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy chad

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperventilating Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: yellow space

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: yellow space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Stimulating Stead Tattoo

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Vigorous milky resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: thriller heaven

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Flushed nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Vigorous milky resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Black shivering candlestick maker

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Smoky deranged office

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Smoky deranged office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Smoky deranged office

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Smoky deranged office

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Smoky deranged office

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: know-it-all locale double fault

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz mint deer antler

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: electric philosopher-king hell

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: judgmental casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: stirring pozpig den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: thriller heaven

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: stirring pozpig den

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Flirting Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: judgmental casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle citrine cuck location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Rusted Passionate Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Bright Temple

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: red ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Vibrant Onyx Ape

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruise ship

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Onyx Ape

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruise ship

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Wild Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle citrine cuck location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: iridescent love of her life immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Balding Piazza Factory Reset Button

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Flushed nursing home

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cream thirsty gas station

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: excitant medicated stain halford

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Wild Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: a twitter account that only posts "Wow"

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id..#50021007)