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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
appetizing national personal credit line
  07/17/22
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Impertinent Milk
  07/17/22
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Electric hissy fit
  07/17/22
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dashing mad-dog skullcap partner
  07/18/22
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appetizing national personal credit line
  09/29/22
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appetizing national personal credit line
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Big pearly windowlicker boiling water
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Big pearly windowlicker boiling water
  01/07/23
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dashing mad-dog skullcap partner
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
cream codepig
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
cream codepig
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
diverse institution
  03/18/23
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appetizing national personal credit line
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
cream codepig
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Contagious nursing home international law enforcement agency
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
multi-colored internet-worthy legend turdskin
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
heady shaky athletic conference mother
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  08/23/24
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racy olive trust fund theatre
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Crystalline house newt
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
very tactful dilemma
  09/28/24
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appetizing national personal credit line
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
racy olive trust fund theatre
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
Ultramarine trailer park
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
poppy comical persian
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: appetizing national personal credit line

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Impertinent Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Electric hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: dashing mad-dog skullcap partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: appetizing national personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: appetizing national personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Big pearly windowlicker boiling water

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Big pearly windowlicker boiling water

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: dashing mad-dog skullcap partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: cream codepig

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: cream codepig

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: diverse institution

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: appetizing national personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: cream codepig

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Contagious nursing home international law enforcement agency

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: multi-colored internet-worthy legend turdskin

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: heady shaky athletic conference mother

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Crystalline house newt

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: very tactful dilemma

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: appetizing national personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: racy olive trust fund theatre

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine trailer park

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: poppy comical persian

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#49932244)