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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:45 PM Author: Bat shit crazy vivacious puppy pit
I have tried countless strategies, read every guide, and spent more hours than I care to admit battling this foe, only to be met with failure time and time again. I am losing hope not just in Elden Ring but in gaming writ large. I tried ToTK and was immediately intimidated by the enemies I faced. I am at the end of my rope and at the cusp of quitting Gaming, period.
Now, let me provide you with a bit of background about myself, so you can understand the depths of my despair. I am a humble attorney, well into my late 40s, 6'2 if that matters. My life, much like my battle with Margit, has been plagued by disappointments. My income could charitably be described as modest, and my dating life, or lack thereof, is truly lackluster. I've been unsuccessful in finding that special someone who appreciates my intellect and wit. Perhaps it's my age, or maybe I've just lost a step in the game of love. Who knows? But I can't help but draw a parallel between Margit's unyielding resistance and my perpetually frustrating dating woes.
In my youth, I had a secret weapon that could have potentially alleviated my current predicament - Game Genie. Oh, how I miss those days of the 16-bit era, particularly with the 32X. Game Genie, the mythical device capable of granting unlimited power and bending the game's rules to our advantage. Alas, it remains but a distant memory, a relic of the past that I can only yearn for in this dark hour. If only Game Genie, or even Game Shark existed in Elden Ring, I would have gleefully utilized its powers to overcome this seemingly impossible challenge.
However, despite my lamentations, I refuse to succumb entirely to despair. I am a lawyer and a seeker of justice with a glimmer of hope burning within me. I understand that defeat is not the end; it is merely a stepping stone toward victory. So I beseech you, fellow gamers, to share your strategies, your triumphs, and your words of encouragement. Together, with your help, I can rise about these ignominious losses and conquer Margit, reclaiming our pride and reminding the world that age and setbacks cannot extinguish the fire that burns within our gaming souls.
—doodikoff
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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:44 PM Author: Bat shit crazy vivacious puppy pit
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