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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
dull windowlicker
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
alcoholic out-of-control karate
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
bespoke exciting trump supporter library
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
swashbuckling lake immigrant
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
talented low-t hunting ground crackhouse
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
hateful field
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
dull windowlicker
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
mint sadistic cuck corner
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
vermilion pit
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
bateful copper rigor abode
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
titillating alpha circlehead
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker
  08/29/25
no
titillating alpha circlehead
  08/29/25
Eat shit
mahogany degenerate
  08/29/25
...
titillating alpha circlehead
  08/28/25
...
mahogany degenerate
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
umber business firm
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Razzmatazz garnet range azn
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
contagious chest-beating tank meetinghouse
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Razzmatazz garnet range azn
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
erotic partner pervert
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Aromatic godawful kitty locale
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
alcoholic out-of-control karate
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
alcoholic out-of-control karate
  08/28/25
wow
talented low-t hunting ground crackhouse
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Transparent point useless brakes
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Tan private investor
  08/29/25
...
Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Ocher vibrant university ratface
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
vivacious parlor
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: dull windowlicker

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: alcoholic out-of-control karate

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: bespoke exciting trump supporter library

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling lake immigrant

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: talented low-t hunting ground crackhouse

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: hateful field

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: dull windowlicker

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: mint sadistic cuck corner

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: vermilion pit

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: bateful copper rigor abode

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: titillating alpha circlehead

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: titillating alpha circlehead

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: mahogany degenerate

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: titillating alpha circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: mahogany degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: umber business firm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz garnet range azn

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: contagious chest-beating tank meetinghouse

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz garnet range azn

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: erotic partner pervert

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Aromatic godawful kitty locale

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: alcoholic out-of-control karate

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: alcoholic out-of-control karate

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: talented low-t hunting ground crackhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Transparent point useless brakes

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Tan private investor

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Maniacal Motley French Chef Boistinker

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Ocher vibrant university ratface

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: vivacious parlor

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id..#50102080)