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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Spectacular church building organic girlfriend
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Metal tantric alpha
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
brass french chef sanctuary
  08/30/25
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Galvanic international law enforcement agency
  09/05/25
, he lisped
cracking point
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Burgundy Indirect Expression
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Burgundy Indirect Expression
  08/31/25
...
Heady Pontificating Toaster
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  08/31/25
delusional take
Heady Pontificating Toaster
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Vermilion Karate Heaven
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
lascivious party of the first part feces
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
lascivious party of the first part feces
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
lascivious party of the first part feces
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  09/05/25
...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
cordovan crusty tanning salon
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  09/05/25
...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Mildly autistic walnut orchestra pit philosopher-king
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Mildly autistic walnut orchestra pit philosopher-king
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/05/25
Kenny
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  09/06/25
...
doobsian vibrant indian lodge
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/06/25
...
doobsian vibrant indian lodge
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
hairless ticket booth private investor
  09/07/25
Explain
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Rambunctious alcoholic son of senegal
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  09/07/25
...
Vermilion Karate Heaven
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  01/18/26
...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
razzle quadroon dragon
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
lascivious party of the first part feces
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
supple range
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  05/28/26
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lascivious party of the first part feces
  05/28/26
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razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Carmine locale gaming laptop
  07/12/26
...
lascivious party of the first part feces
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
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  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
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  07/13/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Spectacular church building organic girlfriend

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Metal tantric alpha

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: brass french chef sanctuary

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: cracking point

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Indirect Expression

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Burgundy Indirect Expression

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Heady Pontificating Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Heady Pontificating Toaster

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Vermilion Karate Heaven

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: cordovan crusty tanning salon

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic walnut orchestra pit philosopher-king

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic walnut orchestra pit philosopher-king

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: doobsian vibrant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: doobsian vibrant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: hairless ticket booth private investor

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious alcoholic son of senegal

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Vermilion Karate Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: razzle quadroon dragon

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: supple range

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz wrinkle cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: coiffed learning disabled weed whacker

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Carmine locale gaming laptop

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id..#49996110)