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Door Dashers always arrive super late now
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: red french chef stead I think they're trying to push people to pay for the faster service option. Wait times always 45 minutes to an hour even for a place down the street. Drivers pick up 3-4 orders at a time and have to fly around to drop everything off. Seems like this is becoming more and more of a scam. Just takes forever now. They're late 9/10 times and it just say "this doesn't usually happen!" but it does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49736994) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Bright Space get in your car and pick your shit up yourself you lazy fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737184) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737241) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: sepia codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737914) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Contagious dingle berry rigpig This is the way. I’ve never used DoorDash or any of that kind of shit in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740644) |
Date: March 12th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: Arrogant ocher dopamine Letting their testicles marinate in your slopshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49736998) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Amber office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737013) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Sooty shivering state famous landscape painting mmmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737081) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: bateful free-loading lodge cumskin A Redditor wrote a post about how he worked for DoorDash and the fast pass was a scam. It didn’t bump you up in line at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737008) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: red french chef stead I read that. He also said that if you tip more the driver doesn't get paid more, it just covers more of the hourly wage instead of giving them more money.
I experimented with tipping less just to see what would happen. They would automatically give me the worst service on their roster. I got guys who would drive in circles for an hour, miss picking up half the order. Almost certainly spit in the food.
I think they really want you to tip big so they can pay the driver out of your tip and not pay the wage so they profit more. "Please pay our cost of doing business, or this service will be pure shit!" |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: exciting school newt Interesting. If that is the case, isn't there some grounds for a lawsuit? I am not a lolyer, but it feels pretty shifty to tell a customer "add a tip" and it isn't actually a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737032) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: red french chef stead I have no proof just saw it in an unhinged Reddit screed from some guy claiming to be a dev for the company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737034) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: disrespectful legend "Tips" used to make some sense but now are mostly flame. Just stop tipping except at sitdown restaurants and taxis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737173) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: soul-stirring whorehouse Why taxis other than if you’re paying in cash for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738033) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: disrespectful legend Because it's one of the places I've traditionally tipped the last couple decades. I'm only against tips at grocery stores and delis and for weird services that suck anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49747506) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:46 PM Author: Effete angry locale clown > He also said that if you tip more the driver doesn't get paid more, it just covers more of the hourly wage instead of giving them more money.
That's not the case for the vast majority of Doordashers. For most of us, there is no hourly wage. Maybe things are fucky in the relatively few locales where they do have some sort of minimum wage for drivers.
Being a reasonably decent tipper will in fact get you the best service. We are independent contractors. We can see the amount we're making on each offer prior to accepting it. I reject as many shit offers as I can while still maintaining "Platinum" status (i.e. no more than 30%).
> I think they really want you to tip big so they can pay the driver out of your tip and not pay the wage so they profit more.
Well, yeah. The vast majority of what I make comes from tips, not Doordash pay.
TBH it shouldn't really be called a "tip" at all. It's really more of a bid. |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: histrionic navy stock car keepsake machete I think paying more does bump you up in line or get you a driver who is picking up/delivering fewer orders. I have the anecdotal impression that it makes a difference. And it's only $1.99 more per order (hehe). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737073) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: red french chef stead What's crazy is you have 3 rentseeking entities you have to pay per order. There's a restaurant that jacks up prices so they can cover the fee to the tech company. Then there's an actual fee added. They probably split that with the restaurant. Then there's the employee who needs a wage. In all that's how you end up paying $25 for a burrito. So many parties have to get greased along the way. And the fees are just because they can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737085) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Maniacal provocative public bath police squad Not to defend anybody, but the restaurants are basically held hostage by the existence of the delivery apps, most especially independent spots without a massive established base.
If you're not on the (((apps))) a customer won't know you exist or won't order from you because they want to use their favorite app. |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: histrionic navy stock car keepsake machete And, it even screws the remaining non-app users because the restaurants raise their base item prices to cover the app's 25% cut so they don't need to have different app and non-app prices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: Effete angry locale clown > In all that's how you end up paying $25 for a burrito.
You're literally ordering a private taxi for your burrito, it's a miracle it only costs $25. |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: tan home food delivery is not a new concept, it didnt cause the price to jump 150% before "apps" took everything over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737835) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: red french chef stead Cr. It just introduced a fourth party into the transaction that demanded a high fee for convenience. The real laziness is that we don't just call the store directly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737844) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen this is what i do. then i get in my car or walk to pick food up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737855) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Amber office That’s crazy, a poor user experience from a GC slop app? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737014) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: exciting school newt "You mean that the imported slave who does food delivery for below minimum wage and no benefits through a GC slop app isn't getting me my food quickly? WTF?!?!?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737021) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: red french chef stead They chose the slop life, the slop life didn't choose them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737033) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: exciting school newt If you can't see how these GC apps create externalities that lead to people *needing* to do these jobs, then I'm not sure we can really have a productive discussion about them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737902) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: red french chef stead Explain how they do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737939) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737969) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Exhilarant Embarrassed To The Bone National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737762) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Stubborn chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737017) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen pick it up yourself, lazy goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737019) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: red french chef stead Literally no one has time for this. Nobody. How can you possibly cuck for GC and stop for ages to pick up a meal, dummy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737030) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: vigorous flesh cuckoldry circlehead lol stop being a lazy piece of shit goy slave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737042) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: red french chef stead Jew who inherited his father's law practice taking 2 hours for lunch to whip up some elaborate entrée while associates are nose to the grindstone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737055) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: disrespectful legend Go grocery shopping once a week and only go out to eat if youre getting shitfaced at a steakhouse or picking up your own pizza. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737179) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Bright Space if you have time to post on XO you have time to go pick up (and possibly even cook) your own food you lazy fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737187) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737245) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: indigo shrine roast beef (M&A associate at Skadden Arps) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737293) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737244) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Mustard misanthropic center Enjoy standing around a restaurant entrance for 20 minutes while DoorDash drivers try to walk through you to pick up their orders. There are some exceptions that can manage prep times and have the pickup logistics down, but many Chinese restaurants are in the weeds for most of the day and the whole front of house is like a United Nations of restaurant staff (FOB Chinese with gaps filled by retarded locals) and mystery meat drivers united only by their complete lack of concern for customer satisfaction and human decency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737263) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Bright Space everywhere you order from sends you text messages with the exact pickup time and it usually is accurate. you sound like you live in the third world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737286) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Mustard misanthropic center Yes that is my point. Much of America now operates like a third world country even in high-income areas. Low ambition but effective pizza delivery guy died of a fent overdose and has been replaced by someone who struggles with the task “deliver bag A to location B on time.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737309) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: Bright Space what the fuck are you talking about? take less adderall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737350) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: Mustard misanthropic center No adderall here just a lot of coffee. I’m saying that America’s food culture has been so damaged by appshit and goyslop that “just go pick it up yourself bro” is not an adequate solution, because you wind up waiting around with a bunch of drivers while the restaurant struggles to put out orders. You can be your own driver and deal with a bunch of aggravation to save $5, or you can pay the toll and wait watching your phone, but you can’t go back to the way things were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737474) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen i never use the delivery services and pick up myself because 1. i don't want uber/doordash to get any of my money 2. the people working for those services are subjected to horrible working conditions and i don't want to participate in their subjugation 3. i want to have full control over the speed at which my food gets to my house 4. i have no problem waiting for a few minutes either in my car, outside, or inside a restaurant if my order isn't ready
regarding (4) why are you such a softbatch pussy? |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Mustard misanthropic center You acknowledge that being a delivery driver sucks ass. For all the same reasons, picking up your food to avoid paying a few bucks also sucks ass. Restaurant gets behind and makes you wait, there’s no good place to wait, tons of other drivers rushing around. It just sucks. Maybe somewhere in America you can still walk through the door and be greeted by a cute blonde girl from the local state university who hands you your food with a smile. The other 99 times you are wasting time in a shitty parking lot or vestibule surrounded by losers wondering whether they will ever give you food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738113) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 8:13 AM Author: disrespectful legend 1.) go to the bar 2.) have a couple beers intending to order takeout while you're there 3.) get drunk 4.) ? 5.) end up eating at the bar and pissing on your shoes on the way out the door |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Adulterous kitty And for the 51 weeks/year your wife isn’t visiting her parents with the kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740413) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen being a delivery driver sucks because of the low wages, failure to cover automotive expenses, lack of predictability, etc.
there's nothing wrong with the actual pick up experience at restaurants. i don't know why so many here are put off by it and are pretending it's some torturous experience. you go in and pick up your food if it's ready. if not, you ask how long it will be and wait inside or outside or in your car. maybe you chat with the girl getting take out orders ready. maybe you chat with the exploited delivery guys. but there's nothing bad about this. |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: Adulterous kitty Hey everybody check out the extrovert over here!
There are places where it’s routinely 20 minutes late, except when it’s not.
Your experience seems more in line with white (or at least non-ESL) restaurants. Try asking an Indian or Chinese restaurant when your food’s ready. They can’t even spell “James” so it’s going to take them a while to find the receipt. They’ll just tell you “5 more minutes” which may be correct, but there’s also a chance that it’s not even started. Meanwhile the entire vestibule is full of smelly 5’5” guys carrying two disgustingly greasy, no-name phones waiting to pick up their orders while they have 2 other orders sitting in their car in the parking lot. It’s not as black and white as you’re making it sound. |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: Mustard misanthropic center Yep. Picking up a slop bowl at a place with an efficient assembly line can be OK (except that you pay $20 for a slop bowl). Once you find the right local pizza place they are usually on schedule and can handle pickup orders. But anything Asian and busy is an absolute fucking disaster. It should be delivered by a restaurant-owned Chinaman like in the old days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49742165) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: Fragrant maize gaping Ljl at ever "picking up" food urself. The restaurant would clock you as a doordasher and would subject you to rapes and various other indignities before making note of ur license plate so they know in the future if you ever eat there they will seat you out back with the other filthy poors so you don't bother good paying customers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737752) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 8:13 AM Author: disrespectful legend not unless you're brown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49739169) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: histrionic navy stock car keepsake machete This is everything now: Overpromise, underdeliver. Online orders that say they'll arrive in 2 days regularly take 4 or 5. Uber or Lyft say your pick up ETA is 4 minutes. It takes 10. But, then, when you recalibrate to that and order the Uber 10 minutes before you're ready to walk out the door, you'll get one that arrives in 3 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737071) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: disrespectful legend I last used them during a blizzard in Minnesota. three or four drivers cancelled and a pizza finally showed up ice cold two hours later for $60. I don't see any reason not to just drive to restaurants myself in normal situations so I don't see the point of doordash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737155) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen moronic. inclement weather is the worst time to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737202) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: disrespectful legend any other time I'll just go pick up the shit myself. therefore doordash has no time frame or situation where they both make sense to use and do a good job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737207) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office these apps are demonic. if you use one you suck. i used them occasionally with amex plat credits and still felt guilty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737284) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737533) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: gay laughsome digit ratio demonic is crazy.
my nephew is 19 and in college. he doesn't have classes after 10am on friday so he does doordash for 4-5 hours on friday. my sister refuses to pay for shit beyond his tuition and room & board (trying to teach him not to be a spoiled faggot)
is that not a win-win for both the consumer and him?
the problem are the idiots that want this to be their full-time job. almost none of them accurately factor in vehicle maintenance, gas, 0 benefits, etc. |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: Arrogant ocher dopamine (guy who fucking LOVES Eritrean pubic hair) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737604) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: gay laughsome digit ratio that's honestly disgusting. i'm truly nauseous right now. maybe it's how specific you were (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737647) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office zero adults "want" to do this numbskull. you just laid out exactly why this is such a shitty option. so why would you think anyone would *want* to be an adult doordasher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737649) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: gay laughsome digit ratio are you a literal nigger?
i clearly implied that doordashing/rideshare likely only makes sense when it's supplementing your main source of income and/or you're a student. it's an easy way too make a little additional money for a few hours.
maybe good for unemployed people too since you're 1099 and it won't stop your unemployment |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office you said idiots "want" to do it, which is the same as libs who think spic illegals "want" to do roofing for $2/hr in july.
they're being exploited by gc and you should be mad about that. certainly not patronize it. |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: red french chef stead What jobs would you have them do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737785) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (plantation owner in 1850) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737790) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: red french chef stead The difference is that slaves were brought here against their will. App slaves broke the law and hopped fences to get here. Why did they break into the plantation and dress up as slaves? Lmao you're so inconsistent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737803) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office no you're just stupid and dont understand what im implying. this question of what to "do" with excess labor, and the false concern over the welfare of slaves without exploitation, has existed since before recorded history. i could have just as easily said:
(anglo lord in 1380) or (franco royalist in 1780) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: red french chef stead How many people broke into England to be a serf in 1380? You think our country has a moral duty to provide high paying jobs for everyone? These were the jobs that were available. People swam across a river to get them. No clue what you're saying about morality lol. What other country in history owes the world's billions a law job in an air conditioned environment? You're implying we have to ensure a high QoL for everyone born on Earth. This is an extreme liberal position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737839) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: soul-stirring whorehouse gunner is extremely Liberal, and is Gen X. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738285) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: red french chef stead I know. What's more he hates me and spends a dozen hours per week attacking me just because I disagree with his views. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738401) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: red french chef stead How many people want to work at all? What did third worlders think they were going to do for money when they came to this country? Are they supposed to practice law instead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737784) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: red french chef stead How is it demonic? I'm hungry af and I have access to app slaves. The entire world would fall apart without it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737781) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office cr. its just like how reptiles want deport illegals. HELLO? do they even understand what that would do to the price of strawberries!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737786) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:45 PM Author: red french chef stead So you're saying the solution is to deport them all and then white collar America is just going to stop in the middle of the day for an hour and drive to a restaurant? Think of it. Instead of third world app slaves it'll all be lawyers picking up lunch. A whole long line of lawyers in three piece suits standing around waiting to cop lunch. Gorgeous vision! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737801) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office dining out is a luxury. people who need to dine out often because of work used to go to diners and cafes, drink coffee, read the paper. now they're stuck on a screen enraged that pablo is 5min late with their $32.99 mcarch. this is not good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737815) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:54 PM Author: red french chef stead Seems like a massive waste of time to sit around for ages in a diner. You're just mad that DD democratizes luxury. You think that only wealthy people with relaxed work schedules deserve to kick back. Vs the average entry level shlub, he shouldn't be able to experience the joy of a take away lunch. It should only be for special people who really deserve it. I see how this is. You're mad that some prole is getting a 5 star experience for cheap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737833) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office were in a thread you created about doordashers being late, genius. how tf are you trying to frame this as me being mad about proles when im kvetching about gc exploiting them? youre the one maf your slop is late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737841) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: red french chef stead "dining out is a luxury" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737846) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: exciting school newt What you call a "waste of time" is actually the sort of "slice of life" things that make life worth living.
Having GC slop delivered to you isn't a luxury, it's a market distortion that creates a number of externalities everyone has to deal with (including the tax payer who fronts the money for the social safety net that covers the 1099 "Dashers" who make less than minimum wage and get zero benefits.)
"Hurray! My Big Arch just arrived! Oh, what a 5 star experience!" |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737887) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:19 PM Author: exciting school newt No lie, I think the GC slop apps are among the most evil things ever created. All they have done is extracted value from communities across the globe to enrich 100 - 200 people (founders, early employees, early investors of the GC slop app companies) while the rest of society pays for their externalities (in actual $$$ on welfare programs and spiritually, with the rot they create.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737909) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office it's especially demonic how it's all framed around "freedom" and "choice." i remember some radio program about uber when it first came out lauding it for cutting through the red tape and giving drivers and consumers FREEDOM. back then i was a wide eyed libertarian who believed it, so i cant completely hate on the useful idiots who still do.
externalizing the costs onto society is also huge. this has existed for some time and is the reason why gc chains like walmart can outcompete others. what's crazy is that getting a w2 job there is so much better than appslaving that now the former gc giants are feeling the pinch.
its a race to the bottom and yet there are still retards blaming pablo for it. when they get t-boned by an uninsured illegal rushing to drop off a mcarch on time, they never take accountability for all the mcarches they ordered from pablo. |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: exciting school newt Cutting back on the welfare programs would destroy some of these GC companies. The knock-on effect is that there would be far less ultra-low skill (no skill) immigration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738027) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:06 AM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office cr. theres a million things we could do that would be a 100% win in this regard, such as employer everify. the reason we don't is because its devasting to gc, and at this point this exploitation is so fundemental to our system there would be some pain transitioning. which is also why these things are never discussed in good faith, but always through the lens of racism or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49739159) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Fluffy tattoo when uber came out, it was truly revolutionary and game changing: A cab where you want it, when you want it, for the price you want it at. No tipping ever.
then the hat wearing MBAs came in and gutted it stem to stern to extract maximum value |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 9:30 PM Author: red french chef stead MBAs clearly ADDING VALUE my friend. Ten points for Gryffindor! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738611) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Apoplectic swollen antidepressant drug factory reset button It was only "revolutionary and game changing" because everything was insanely subsidized by VC cash for years.
"then the hat wearing MBAs came in and gutted it stem to stern to extract maximum value"
Look, I dislike hat wearers as much as the next xo poa but Uber ran massive losses for years and only posted their first profitable quarter in 2023.
You're a fucking idiot. |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office also just ignored laws that cabs had to obey which put them on an unequal playing field. all with the blessing of governments that had people who directly benefited.
and before some says YEAH BUT THE CAB REGULATIONS WERE BAD, that's not the point. the point is that only some players in the market had to comply, which was extremely expensive. combine that with endless VC cash, which is illegal unfair nusiness practice.
its a fucking scam. also these companies are all goys. i hate the tiny hat people too but some people here blame them cor literally everything, if there is no such thing as a scammy goy. |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: Fluffy tattoo none of these VC-funded startups are "all goys" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49739668) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: exciting school newt Yes - the app defenders present a false choice: the old taxi medallion system OR app monopolies with 1099 serfs. Lots of middle ground between the two.
I also agree that these apps are among a few of the GC scams that are really not that Jewish. Wasn't Door Dash started by a bunch of asian dudes?
Largely, I think the issue comes down to no limiting principles. If technology can do something, then it is treated as though it must do something. And any pushback is "leftist" or "communist." But these businesses needed to behave as rackets to even get off the ground. Try starting a money lending business with that approach and see how it works out. |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office crrrrr
the apps did a lot of good things, it wasnt purely about price. summoning an uber is way more convenient than hailing a cab, especiallly in places where cabs are uncommon. but 1099 serfdom versus medallions is a false dichotomy.
not money lending specifically, but it did happen in finance as well with crypto and crypto exchanges. not as disastrous as other apps, but a lot not people lost money with ftx and other crypto related shit. acknowleding that doesn't mean the only options are sam bankman-fried unregulated exchanges where your money can disappear and SEC regulations where you need to spend millions on legal fees everytime a CEO takes a shit. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:23 AM Author: disrespectful legend Uber was convenient for a few months until taxis started offering ride hailing apps. Now they suck and are just as expensive, more likely operated by smelly foreigners who don't know the town at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49747531) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: red french chef stead I'M ABSOLUTELY DYING TO GO TO A DINER WITH LAWYERS IN SUITS, BUT I LACK THE REQUISITE PRESTIGE! HELP! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737943) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:15 AM Author: disrespectful legend You're not kicking back when your blood pressure is spiking becuaes of Pablo. Much simpler to pack a lunch or walk down to the cafeteria on the skyway level and bring something back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49747518) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: Mewling Foreskin School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738422) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: gay laughsome digit ratio all depends on where you live.
doordash and ubereats arrives almost TOO fast where i live. like wtf -- does the driver live in the parking lot of the restaurant? |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Walnut electric furnace fortuitous meteor They always have two other stops before mine, and are also probably working an UberEats order at the same time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737538) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: gay laughsome digit ratio i don't think they can do it at the exact same time cause then the app will flag them for repeatedly not following directions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737555) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: Walnut electric furnace fortuitous meteor Maybe they're eventually penalized for it but I've seen multiple guys drive to the parking lot of another restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737890) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: red french chef stead Yeah this happens a lot but it's died down recently. I think they're onto the double dippers. Pretty easy to see where you're going with GPS.
The biggest thing right now is the multiple orders and how it predicts that it'll be there in 10 minutes and it's 50 minutes every time. |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Fluffy tattoo this usually doesn't happen! here's a $2 app coupon on us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738548) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: red french chef stead They don't even give you a coupon anymore. It just says LOL SOWEE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738609) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Fluffy tattoo LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738621) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Effete angry locale clown Sorry bro
I've been taking a lot of time off recently |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: Sooty shivering state famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737746) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737850) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: idiotic persian I’ve been noticing they’ve been having more stops now before coming to you, at least for Uber Eats / Postmates. I think they adjusted their algorithm to cram more stops in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737653) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: red french chef stead Cr. This is why they're absolutely desperate to get you to bump yourself up in the queue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737788) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Saffron Kitty Cat Mmm love eating greasy food that sat for an hour in some drug addict and/or shitskin immigrants 2008 Toyota Camry all farted up & hotboxed with fent smoke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737918) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49737981) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 7:07 PM Author: soul-stirring whorehouse What a gay thread with 100 replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738288) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: Apoplectic swollen antidepressant drug factory reset button Yeah lets have a million more non-gay threads about gaming and phenotype and clique instead! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49739383) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: Fluffy tattoo let the goyim deal in the real world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49738530) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: red french chef stead It's very telling that all of the anti app delivery people suggest that the answer to paying someone to wait in line for you is to waste even more time. Take a really long sit down lunch. Go to a bar. Ok champ. But some people don't have a couple hours to burn. Very telling who can just take off in the middle of the day vs who can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49739584) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen i can get you lunch in 90 seconds. from the moment you decide you want it until the moment it's hot and ready in front of you. it's called bringing lunch from home. heat it up and your're eating in no time.
instead you either 1. act like a lazy goy who can't pack his lunch OR 2. can't get your wife to do it for you OR 3. you use slop apps to get get sysco slop delivered to you |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: red french chef stead Yeah I do. I pay the toll for laziness. I pay the fee. What are you going to do about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49739741) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen you're like a someone who litters in a national park or lets their dog shit in people's lawns. your actions have horrible side effects and you are too willfully blind to see them, much less solve them.
nothing i can do but look down on you |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: red french chef stead Seethe moar faggot. Your tears are delicious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49739776) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49739962) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Sooty shivering state famous landscape painting why the rage against doordashing specifically and not, say, fast food in general or pizza chains or amazon prime or whatever
xo used to talk incessantly about SEAMLESS before food delivery became common and prole |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: red french chef stead Because McDonald's workers get BENEFITS like real human beings. They get guaranteed hours and benefits, they're just like lawyers. They're just like us. Two hour lunch break where they go to old fashioned 50s style diners, kick back, get their coffee refilled by the waitress seven times, leave a fat tip. They lead lives of luxury. They live 12 to a home and the McDonald's benefits cover all 9 of their illegal immigrant children. Not like evil corporate Doordash who are the only ones ruining everything! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740002) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen this poast is about door dash. so we're talking about door dash. there are multiple things wrong in the world. door dash is one of them. we talk about the other things in other places. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740442) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: red french chef stead You are a terrible poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740443) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:02 PM Author: Motley athletic conference kitchen ty, it means a lot coming from you :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740458) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office because it's worse than something that was already shit. its the trend. al bundy and homer simpson were pathetic in 1990. the fact their lifestyle, w2 80 iq shithead single income with 2.5 kids homeowner, is now a fantasy is the problem. we shouldn't have had mcjobs. now we have a rung below that.
the SEAMLESS infatuation from xo circa 2015 was wrong. just like i said above re: me lauding other apps back then. it's a primrose path. i supported app slop then, and i was wrong. |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: red french chef stead Counterpoint, Homer and Bundy were white. How much do we owe high paying jobs to the Indian and the Negro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740680) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office this is all race neural. you constantly trying to shoehorn race into it is why you're goy cattle maf about your mcarch being 5 min late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740703) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: red french chef stead How can anything be race neutral when boomers grew up in all white areas, we grew up in lightly dusted with diversity areas, and now Zoomers are growing up in the thunderdome because their parents didn't go to law school they can't afford to live in a white enclave (also 95% of enclaves are also Jewish, Asian, and Indian with only a white plurality)?
Do you really think whites aren't being replaced? Do you really think everybody is just the same? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office homer simpson is a fictional yellow cartoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49741226) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 8:44 PM Author: red french chef stead You brought him up genius in an actual metaphor that you presented as illustrative of your point of view and now he's a yellow cartoon? Gtfo lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49741274) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office my point was that economic conditions have deteriorated to the point that homer simpsons pathetic life in 1990 would be considered a good outcome in 2026. you went on a tirade about race, which has nothing to do with my point, and is especially bizarre considering homer simpson is a fictional yellow cartoon character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49741290) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 9:02 PM Author: red french chef stead If he's a fictional cartoon character than we ought to neither or both have the right to use him as a rhetorical pawn in our argumentation. Fair is fair.
Obviously 1990s LMC is equivalent to like 1.5-2 million HH net worth QoL now. Everyone knows that. The question is why. You look at CoL and the main issue bar none is housing which is a factor of population. We let in over a million people per year, that's gonna drive up housing. 30-40 million foreign born since 1990. They all live in city centers. They also bring higher crime rates and urban blight etc. White flight to suburbia means Homer's modest home is like 750k anywhere normal. QED |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 9:17 PM Author: Azure irradiated ape principal's office you generate these screeds arguing against hallucinated opposition. yes, of course immigration impacts economic conditions, which i explictly acknowledged upthread with "illegal spics" and "pablo." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49741341) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: red french chef stead Right it's a replacement population. Whites are going extinct. That's the whole point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49741347) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:03 PM Author: Adulterous kitty I pack my lunch almost every day I go into office unless there’s a firm lunch or I am taking an associate/colleague to pick up a $24 “bowl” (on the firm’s dime). Tbf it does take 5-15 mins in the morning to pack it and planning ahead on weekend to buy the stuff unless you’re just straight up taking dinner leftovers but that requires some planning and coordinating with your wife and her not earmarking it for something else. It’s pretty quick to order shawarma and have reception bring it to your desk while you bill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740463) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: red french chef stead Imo anyone who is in the wage cage and engaged should have slop provided by the employer. It's a small price to pay for productivity. When I'm in the zone, thinking about food breaks my concentration. And I may never get it back. I might wander off and totally lose my train of thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740479) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Adulterous kitty
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Date: March 13th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: Excitant hominid lol bring a fucking sandwich from home idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49741309) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: disrespectful legend pack your lunch, or eat cheetos out of the vending machine like a normal person (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49748366) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: concupiscible corn cake THUPER late!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740034) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Appetizing ebony market Stop using this shit you gay yuppie faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844693&forum_id=2...id..#49740683) |