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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
Domesticated Mind-boggling Market
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
jet-lagged medicated mad-dog skullcap
  04/01/26
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Puce double fault mood
  04/01/26
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Citrine step-uncle's house french chef
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
Violet fantasy-prone dingle berry dysfunction
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
plum appetizing school cafeteria
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
Violet fantasy-prone dingle berry dysfunction
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
Puce double fault mood
  04/01/26
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Domesticated Mind-boggling Market
  04/01/26
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Citrine step-uncle's house french chef
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Laughsome Forum Round Eye
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
Territorial sapphire resort community account
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
Puce double fault mood
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
ebony excitant state really tough guy
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Multi-colored hissy fit pervert
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Stubborn Indecent Den
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
Violet fantasy-prone dingle berry dysfunction
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Nubile Site Love Of Her Life
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Nubile Site Love Of Her Life
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
Underhanded striped hyena
  04/01/26
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jet-lagged medicated mad-dog skullcap
  04/01/26
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Maroon Electric Sex Offender
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Chrome spectacular stock car
  04/01/26
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Citrine step-uncle's house french chef
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
twisted menage partner
  04/01/26
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Very Tactful Tripping Stag Film People Who Are Hurt
  04/01/26
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jet-lagged medicated mad-dog skullcap
  04/01/26
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Sepia legend stead
  04/01/26
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Avocado set main people
  04/01/26
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High-end Hell
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
Sable comical cruise ship personal credit line
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
Violet fantasy-prone dingle berry dysfunction
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
twisted menage partner
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
gold galvanic business firm deer antler
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
Mauve Arousing Foreskin Elastic Band
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Citrine step-uncle's house french chef
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
Sable comical cruise ship personal credit line
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Claret stain
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
canary vibrant theatre
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Talking bipolar address water buffalo
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
Big-titted shrine
  04/01/26
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Sable comical cruise ship personal credit line
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
Avocado set main people
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
mustard crackhouse
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
High-end Hell
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Domesticated Mind-boggling Market

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: jet-lagged medicated mad-dog skullcap

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Puce double fault mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Violet fantasy-prone dingle berry dysfunction

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: plum appetizing school cafeteria

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Violet fantasy-prone dingle berry dysfunction

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Puce double fault mood

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Domesticated Mind-boggling Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Round Eye

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Territorial sapphire resort community account

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Puce double fault mood

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: ebony excitant state really tough guy

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored hissy fit pervert

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Stubborn Indecent Den

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Violet fantasy-prone dingle berry dysfunction

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Nubile Site Love Of Her Life

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Nubile Site Love Of Her Life

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Underhanded striped hyena

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged medicated mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Maroon Electric Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Chrome spectacular stock car

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: twisted menage partner

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Very Tactful Tripping Stag Film People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged medicated mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Sepia legend stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Avocado set main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: High-end Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Sable comical cruise ship personal credit line

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Violet fantasy-prone dingle berry dysfunction

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: twisted menage partner

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: gold galvanic business firm deer antler

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Mauve Arousing Foreskin Elastic Band

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house french chef

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Sable comical cruise ship personal credit line

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Claret stain

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: canary vibrant theatre

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Talking bipolar address water buffalo

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Big-titted shrine

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Sable comical cruise ship personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Avocado set main people

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: mustard crackhouse

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: High-end Hell

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2...id..#49787327)