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My mixed son wanted Trader Joe's "Oreos"
| chilmata | 05/04/26 |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:23 AM Author: chilmata In our Trader Joe's they have a little stuffed animal named "Angel" and every morning someone with sleeves of tattoos, nose rings and/or ear gauges, will "hide" Angel somewhere in the store, coincidentally over some shitty selling product.
If you find Angel, you get a lollipop or stickers when you tell the cashier.
So today Angel was over the Trader Joe's Oreo-style cookies. My mixed son saw Angel, pointed him out and then said he wanted the cookies.
I looked at them. They were called "creme filled cookies" or some shit. It was a relatively small bag, some weird winter scene on the front of the bag, and what looked like oreos.
I said, "These look like Oreos, you want them?"
"Yeah, Oreos!" said my mixed son excitedly.
I look at the bag again more closely.
"I don't know, buddy, I'm not sure these are going to taste like Oreos."
A Trader Joe's employee was stocking the shelves next to me.
"They don't taste like Oreos," he said, "I was disappointed."
"See, toldya buddy, let's go."
I thanked the cool Trader Joe's bro for the heads up.
And that is the end of my mixed son Trader Joe's story. |