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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
brass range death wish
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superior anglo culture
French Hunting Ground Hospital
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
French Hunting Ground Hospital
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
French Hunting Ground Hospital
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
French Hunting Ground Hospital
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
French Hunting Ground Hospital
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
French Hunting Ground Hospital
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
French Hunting Ground Hospital
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
French Hunting Ground Hospital
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
French Hunting Ground Hospital
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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brass range death wish
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
brass range death wish
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
180 marketing idea
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Shipley the dog tp
brass range death wish
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Supple medicated market
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His moniker?
Chrome Feces
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Colt
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Know-it-all carmine half-breed
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
sticky therapy milk
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
orange partner
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Violent Regret Stain
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But she was old enough in dog years!
orange partner
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Supple medicated market
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I thought this was America
orange partner
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Maniacal salmon bawdyhouse new version
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
brass range death wish
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Appetizing Onyx Boistinker Forum
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
up-to-no-good love of her life
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Aggressive deranged senate
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
brass range death wish
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
soul-stirring pale fortuitous meteor
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
tantric ebony area selfie
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
brass range death wish
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
Aggressive deranged senate
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
sticky therapy milk
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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brass range death wish
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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brass range death wish
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
brass range death wish
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Chest-beating effete den international law enforcement agency
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Supple medicated market
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mods
Internet-worthy newt school cafeteria
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
irradiated pearl meetinghouse
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Vibrant Field
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
beady-eyed liquid oxygen
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
brass range death wish
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
beady-eyed liquid oxygen
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
beady-eyed liquid oxygen
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: brass range death wish

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: French Hunting Ground Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: brass range death wish

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: 180 marketing idea

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Supple medicated market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Chrome Feces

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: orange partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: lemon lodge wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Aggressive deranged senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all carmine half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale fortuitous meteor

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: sticky therapy milk

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: orange partner

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Violent Regret Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: orange partner

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Supple medicated market

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: orange partner

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Maniacal salmon bawdyhouse new version

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: brass range death wish

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Onyx Boistinker Forum

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good love of her life

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Aggressive deranged senate

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale fortuitous meteor

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: tantric ebony area selfie

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: brass range death wish

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Aggressive deranged senate

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: sticky therapy milk

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: 180 marketing idea

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: brass range death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Vibrant Field

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: brass range death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating effete den international law enforcement agency

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Supple medicated market

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy newt school cafeteria

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy roommate corn cake

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Provocative rebellious lay candlestick maker

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy roommate corn cake

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Provocative rebellious lay candlestick maker

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Wild Base

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy roommate corn cake

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: irradiated pearl meetinghouse

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: brass range death wish

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: 180 marketing idea

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Vibrant Field

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed liquid oxygen

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed liquid oxygen

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: brass range death wish

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed liquid oxygen

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Pink impertinent public bath windowlicker

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: brass range death wish

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: brass range death wish

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: brass range death wish

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Racy zombie-like indian lodge

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: brass range death wish

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed liquid oxygen

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous headpube

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Topaz Spot Place Of Business

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Tan Business Firm National Security Agency

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: brass range death wish

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale fortuitous meteor

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Supple medicated market

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: clear exciting orchestra pit halford

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899877)