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The State of Star Fox
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Date: June 27th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: cowgod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965301) |
Date: June 27th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: oompa loompa RICKY (🦍🍉🍗🥃) cant let u do that cowshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965302) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965490) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: cowgod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965536) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: all-male friend group (Online) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965538) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:18 AM Author: Earl Swimshirt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49966721) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Richard Ames I think the Starfox re-release does one thing in that it points out how these things are obviously for kids. Meanwhile, how many people 40+ are buying and playing it and wondering why "it's not good." lol it's for 10 year olds to play. That's really it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965327) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: cowgod I don’t get how internet echo chambers lost sight of this. Like in 1997 it was ignominious to be a teen playing “the video games.” It shouldn’t magically get less ignominious just because “the average gamer is 36” or some BS. Peppy is canonically 41 btw which probably triggers millennials. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965340) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: Richard Ames I mean you have said it many times, Millennial Losers are a big problem.
I actually have no beef with people enjoying games, including shit like Starfox or some of the family friendly 2-D Mario games. But these freaks complaining about them or making their lives these games are just totally insane. |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: cowgod It’s a weird echo chamber. It is. The 1990s Household Chamber vibe was like, “gaming is ignominious, why didn’t you make All-Stars, go Play Outside ffs.” Games had to be good enough to outweigh the ignominy. THAT’s the difference.
You go the whole game Sitting in a cockpit and don’t see the legs much at all. Naturally, check Reddit and they’re discussing the State of Character Models.
I had a Reddit subthread where I had a back and forth with some guy who Struggled at video games until his 20s. Doesn’t that read as developmental disability? We aren’t talking about Myst. Or Riven (the sequel to Myst).
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: Richard Ames Powerful poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965523) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: cowgod and it applies to all sorts of other things too like being a faggot was ignominious back in the day and now it's encouraged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965535) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: all-male friend group (Online) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965542) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: message board of ill repute Riven was impossible for me as a kid. I couldn't beat it without a guide. I wonder if I could beat it today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965723) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 10:17 PM Author: cowgod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49966475) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: cowgod https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1t68lwp/comment/ottqxqd/?context=1&screen_view_count=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965386) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: cowgod https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1uh4woy/peppy_hare_is_41/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965342) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: cowgod I bet it Shipped 875,000k units. Fucking DK Bananza was the Only Game and only did 4-5 million. People bought Switch 2 as a hardware unit for its own sake. My Switch 1 died basically with probably fewer hours than 96% of Reddit posters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965349) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: cowgod btw I'm savoring FF7R because millennial Losers are a HORRIBLE cohort to try to sell to and I think game "publishers" are going to realize it and Stop Caring and go all-in on zoomers and mobile BS. The millennial Losers criticize the fuck out of everything and don't even buy it anyway because they can't afford it anyway. If something Stupid as hell happens in a cutscene I just ignore it and look at xo on my phone. Why do these Losers want everything to be exactly perfect. They are going to get No Games ever again. The only Reprieve will be Indies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965483) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: Richard Ames Agreed. Like I didn’t love the last FF7 remake game, but i also have an actual Life with actual shit to do. I’m not going to rent and rave about how “bad” it is online, I’m just going to do other shit.
But then again, I am not one of these godawful shitlennials and I can just appreciate games for what they are. |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: cowgod I enjoyed the gameplay.
Nibelheim incident vibe was unbelievably 180 on the original. had no idea wtf was happening and was good enough to keep you playing until like 2am. a triumph. don't know why they didn't keep certain things like the Angles in the Staircase or the mad scientist vibe in the basement. but I mean jesus fucking christ, at some point you're just an autist yelling at clouds who wants everything to be The Same because autists are legitimately dismayed by Change. The people making these Games have Egos and want to things Differently for no reason or for oblique Japanese cultural reasons that we don't understand at all. |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Richard Ames lol yes the original Nibelheim portion of the game was the GOAT POTUS of gaming as a kid. Absolutely unrivaled mystery and atmosphere. And the payoff of the Big Reveal later on was incredible.
I think a lot of the issues today come from the graphical abilities being so strong. It leaves little room for one’s imagination to fill in the blanks. And as part of this, I think game dev companies actually have less imaginative people in their ranks. Thus we are left with Graphics and fetch quests. |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: cowgod Graphics are actually the lacking part in some ways. Like the random crowds NPCs just look like random normies. Midgar’s slums aren’t Scummy enough. Kalm isn’t provincial enough. Graphics or “presentation” are also the problem with Nibelheim
Nibelheim also gets spoiled basically but I guess everyone knows already |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Richard Ames Agree fully. There is a sort of “inside baseball” approach to the remakes that hurts the game overall. And the issue with the graphics is just that - they have gotten so easy to be good that all the creative thought is sucked out. Obviously the people in the slums should be epic scumbags, but the 10,000k employees working on the game aren’t capable of such a thought. And the sheer size of the employee base will make it hard for anyone to Take Charge and Give Direction.
You should set up a Clique Consulting Company and consult with game devs. Excuse me, I mean a Klique Konsulting Kompany. |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: cowgod The FF7 remake has had its development troubles including a Prime 4 esque restart which was probably the reason why they decided to split it into 3 games in order to recoup some of the Cost. Anyway there is still room for auteurs in Games. The Death Stranding games are very metal gear esque. Stuff like the motion capture is inexplicably Kojima esque. It’s not like Kojima is haplessly unable to control anything. Western devs are another story. And square Enix just kind of sucks. The Emperor actually got involved at one point in settling the score with Nintendo and requiring the merger between Squaresoft and Enix. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965959) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon https://gofile.io/d/JNKhsV (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49966328) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Frutiger Aero The Absolute State tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965493) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965525) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: cowgod https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/1uh8mwy/noticed_a_few_things_that_are_better_in_this/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965597) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:37 PM Author: cowgod This shit is ridiculous. Gamefaqs posters have developmental disabilities. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/650786-star-fox/81162533 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49965731) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:34 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon https://pixeldrain.com/d/8b4CyDHD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49966704) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) I’m looking forward to playing it with my kids. They have a hard time getting into the games that I enjoyed as a kid because they’re just soooooo outdated from both a visual and controls standpoint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49966869) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: cowgod the controls are The Same.
what games are outdated in terms of controls? Tomb Raider? |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) Tomb Raider for sure. They also didn’t get on with some of the earlier 3D titles. There was some Sonic game on Dreamcast that we tried on an emulator. It was atrocious. N64 controllers and GameCube controllers seem to genuinely offend them as well. I also still had my Gen 1 Xbox with the GIANT controllers and it used to be comical watching an elementary schooler try to paw those things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49966899) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: cowgod Sonic games kind of are appalling in the slower parts and kind of always were (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49967161) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: Richard Ames Classic resident evil games with tank controls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49966993) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: cowgod Ok stop playing PS1 BS. Give them banjo kazooie or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49967163) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 8:35 AM Author: ..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,, new star fox is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49968719) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: cowgod It’s a triumph imho
OST is a triumph Boss voices all worse Allies voices some worse some better Cutscenes don’t overstay their welcome and add Character Development Best Nintendo graphics with possible exception of Prime 4 (worst game ever) Secretly western developed (not Indie) $50 (your move, AAA) Multiplayer is OK but it just reminds me how much better Couch is (or preferably System Link). Im just shooting random idiots who might be bots |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( ) Omg stfu about System Link! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49968912) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: Earl Swimshirt It's jeet developed, even worse than western (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877766&forum_id=2...id..#49968917) |