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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
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sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
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Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
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damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring citrine place of business liquid oxygen

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: pearl at-the-ready international law enforcement agency

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Provocative range



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: haunting patrolman

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: titillating nofapping gaming laptop idiot



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone floppy foreskin

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: sapphire stirring business firm nibblets



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Hairless Boistinker

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling messiness community account

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Mahogany Address Volcanic Crater

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: fantasy-prone floppy foreskin

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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