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Soccermos: backcourt violation clock and shot clock would make it less faggy

- once ur team gains possession, you have Idk 20 seconds to ...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  06/16/26
they are taking small steps to reduce the amount of time-was...
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  06/16/26
- two balls in play at all times - no goalies in final 10...
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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

- once ur team gains possession, you have Idk 20 seconds to get the ball past midfield

- once ur across midfield, you have Idk 30 seconds to take a shot

- if the goalie touches the ball and ur team gets it back, maybe that timer resets

- if a defender touches the ball and ur team gets it back right away, maybe that adds 10 seconds to ur shot clock Idk

- also some kind of bonus/double bonus equivalent whereby if you accumulate multiple clock violations, other team starts getting penalty kicks

Idk just trying to make ur sport less faggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2E#49942123)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:32 PM
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they are taking small steps to reduce the amount of time-wasting bullshit. but they really need to eliminate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2E#49942130)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


- two balls in play at all times

- no goalies in final 10 min of each half (also clock counts down like every other sport instead of up)

- field set up with sprinklers that go off every 10 min

- fighting strongly encouraged. faking injuries is a 2 min penalty where the offender must sit in a dunce chair while fans throw shit at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874706&forum_id=2E#49942136)