Date: July 30th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
At a doctors checkup I'll drop a line like "well my shoulder is a little sore lately but that might be from physically beating my wife". Even if they know you're joking they legally have to report it lol. Wastes so much time. And parent teacher conferences are a gold mine too. Once bought a halloween makeup kit to put a gnarly wound on my youngest's face. Told him to flinch whenever I moved. Worked like a charm. CPS took him away for a full weekend but we got it sorted out on the Monday.
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