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1. Working at Mcdonalds as a teenager builds CHARACTER 2. I...
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jade abode
  06/03/18
Prole here. You're supposed to blow and hope the machine is ...
contagious red parlor
  06/16/18
Not an expert, but in Illinois I think you refuse a breathal...
Dark kitchen tattoo
  06/16/18
These are all correct
Nubile razzmatazz national security agency step-uncle's house
  07/28/19
I’ve sat in on a DUI trial with 7 at issue
Galvanic property cuckoldry
  07/28/19
result?
Topaz stirring gaping pervert
  09/17/23
"21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow&q...
Deep lascivious dog poop
  09/28/21
"One or two black people is fine, but get them into a g...
chocolate at-the-ready native people who are hurt
  11/27/21
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low-t site
  06/03/18
#1 hits home
Fragrant Philosopher-king
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low-t site
  06/24/18
did you make this list yourself? if so, impressive breadth
outnumbered hairy legs shrine
  06/03/18
Yes I had it at 100+ with some help on Qfora back in the day...
low-t site
  06/03/18
I found this very amusing
amber meetinghouse
  06/03/18
is 32 actually correct
Crimson flatulent therapy
  06/03/18
I think a number of these are technically or usually true
amber meetinghouse
  06/03/18
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Talented know-it-all nibblets nowag
  06/05/18
op outed as a gook @ #29
Fishy space codepig
  06/03/18
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flirting national
  06/03/18
33. Capitalism is better than communism because it inspires ...
low-t site
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Electric peach crotch
  06/03/18
71. Opting for the slower internet package is a great way to...
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amber meetinghouse
  06/04/18
Number 70 is exactly right in my case
arrogant emerald background story
  06/04/18
size 10?
Concupiscible base jap
  09/10/20
72. We don’t want it to be that way, but it do
Bateful black woman
  06/04/18
73. Calories in, calories out! Simple! 74. They don't make ...
low-t site
  06/04/18
76. Baldness is inherited from the mother's side 77. There ...
low-t site
  06/05/18
Why are you desperate for attention, shithead? Not getting e...
deranged avocado stage boistinker
  06/05/18
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low-t site
  06/09/18
A lot of these are sooooooooooooooooo cr
Charcoal cowardly lay
  06/09/18
84. If you are going less than 13 mph over the speed limit o...
low-t site
  06/16/18
105. Everything in moderation 106. Coffee stunt's your grow...
low-t site
  07/02/18
111. 100 years ago, Cars were not a common sight, and horses...
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low-t site
  10/28/18
Hey man, #30 was definitely true through at least 1985/1986
Razzle brunch liquid oxygen
  10/28/18
And at least the Westside is doing just fine even these days...
Razzle brunch liquid oxygen
  10/28/18
111. Leaving a refrigerator open for any length of time is a...
low-t site
  10/31/18
Great thread friend
indigo clown ladyboy
  10/31/18
maybe you should add something; this isn't a one-man show
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indigo clown ladyboy
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121. The epithet "Wop" is an acronym, and stands f...
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  12/24/18
123. If you receive a Raise, it could well bump you into a n...
low-t site
  01/05/19
133. Defence wins championships 134. The ancient Greeks wer...
low-t site
  01/06/19
Woah, whyd you spell it like a faggotty britt?
bespoke cracking field
  04/12/19
The film [Debbie Does Dallas] is in the public domain follow...
Lime pocket flask
  01/06/19
like half of this is true
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  01/06/19
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low-t site
  01/06/19
Half of it?
bespoke cracking field
  04/12/19
135. A "boondock" is someplace is really far out, ...
low-t site
  01/12/19
151. It takes 21 days to make a habit. 152. God helps those...
slate splenetic quadroon
  01/19/19
162. Changing oil every 3,000 miles is cheap insurance again...
low-t site
  01/20/19
163. Towards the end of the month, Policemen are eager to wr...
low-t site
  04/12/19
164. Car accidents often occur shortly after it begins raini...
chest-beating wonderful jewess pit
  04/12/19
this guy gets it. Did you blow your load here or do you have...
low-t site
  04/13/19
Lol at legit proles having an opinion on 169
bespoke cracking field
  04/20/19
171. Life isn't fair 172. Immigrants do jobs that Americans...
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  05/27/19
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low-t site
  07/08/19
173. You get what you pay for
low-t site
  07/23/19
174. Fat girls have amazing personalities
low-t site
  07/28/19
175: talent is distributed evenly but opportunity isn’...
Talented know-it-all nibblets nowag
  07/28/19
this is shitlib wisdom, not prole wisdom
primrose swollen market
  10/05/19
176. If someone rear-ends you, it's automatically their faul...
low-t site
  09/29/19
177. The tradition of the 21-gun salute derives from the fac...
low-t site
  10/05/19
Uh...this actually checks out bro
racy locale pozpig
  10/05/19
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21-gun_salute
low-t site
  10/05/19
Also prole wisdom is not about what's true or false, it's mo...
low-t site
  10/05/19
178: There's two types of smarts: Book smarts, and street sm...
low-t site
  10/13/19
179. The truth is always somewhere in the middle
low-t site
  11/03/19
180. "America, love it or leave it!"
sable state
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Electric peach crotch
  04/03/20
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low-t site
  09/10/20
21 is correct
Deep lascivious dog poop
  09/10/20
181. Donald J Trump is the rightful President of the United ...
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  11/14/20
182. If you get into a car accident and make a claim on your...
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  02/04/21
183. Children of rich people all become spoiled fuckups 184...
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  06/10/21
187. Car Insurance is impossible to understand; you will nev...
low-t site
  09/16/21
incredibly important thread
lake vibrant heaven doctorate
  09/28/21
Enjoying my ignore list, champ? Contribute or gtfo —S...
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low-t site
  12/21/24
180 thread
pale thirsty electric furnace
  11/27/21
Thanks
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191. Vaccines cause injuries, the awareness of which the gov...
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  03/06/22
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tan infuriating school
  05/13/22
my thread
low-t site
  05/13/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0HGEZXTy8Y
tan infuriating school
  11/06/22
198. COVID vaccines are known to have caused myocarditis 19...
low-t site
  09/17/23
most of these are not prole wisdom but basic fact. Specifica...
Topaz stirring gaping pervert
  09/17/23
You sound like you have limited experience with proles. How ...
low-t site
  09/17/23
I grew up in a prole neighborhood in the Prole Capital. the ...
Topaz stirring gaping pervert
  09/17/23
yes, certainly. proles have values that are rooted in realit...
low-t site
  09/17/23
201. Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your l...
low-t site
  03/24/24
202. A dull blade is far more dangerous to the wielder than ...
slate splenetic quadroon
  01/26/26
203. If your check engine light is not blinking, it is proba...
low-t site
  07/03/26
223. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or [insert the busines...
slate splenetic quadroon
  07/03/26
The Prevent Defense PREVENTS you from winning har har har
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  09/08/26


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Date: June 3rd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: low-t site

1. Working at Mcdonalds as a teenager builds CHARACTER

2. It is critical to warm your car up in the morning when it is cold

3. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise

4. Red sky at night - sailor's delight! Red sky in the morning - sailor take warning

5. Women - can't live with them, can't live without them!

6. A cop cannot force you to take a breathalyzer

7. If you park somewhere and fall asleep drunk in your car with your keys on you, you can and likely will be charged with DWI

8. In order to survive in prison, one must kick the ass of the biggest guy there

9. Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and Gadaffi are all the same guy basically

10. There is a porno called "Debbie Does Dallas" and it is a big deal

11. Sure, the United States isn't perfect, but it is still the greatest country in the world

12. New cars are EXTREMELY complicated

13. Taxes basically all go to WELFARE for NIGGERS

14. Liberals are anti-american, effeminate communists who talk much and know little

15. Taking your tailgate off your truck improves gas mileage

16. Putting your car into neutral at a stoplight improves gas mileage

17. The Dreamcast failed because people were just waiting for PS2

18. Michael Jackson molested children at his ranch, called "Neverland."

19. Every single conspiracy theory is promulgated by paranoid morons except maybe JFK. Also something something Vietnam.

20. Putting weight in the trunk or over the rear axle of an RWD car improves traction in the snow

21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow

22. Using too much force when tightening or loosening a screw can strip it

23. Drinking water helps diffuse alcohol in one's system and reduce the effects of dehydration

24. Many "american" cars are, in fact, not made in america!

25. Black people smell bad and their skin gets ashy

26. Driving for long distances without stopping is indicative of virility

27. Black people have poor impulse control

28. One or two black people is fine, but get them into a group and all bets are off

29. Chinks have small dicks

30. The Italian mafia is an impressive/amazing institution

31. Circumcision is done in part to prevent infection

32. If you fuck a girl when she's on her period, she cannot get pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36177735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: jade abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36178717)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: contagious red parlor

Prole here. You're supposed to blow and hope the machine is broken (they frequently are). If you fail, insist you are not drunk and demand a blood test - your blood alcohol level might get down to passing level in the time it takes for them to administer the blood test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36255758)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Dark kitchen tattoo

Not an expert, but in Illinois I think you refuse a breathalyzer test and just suffer a 1 yr licene suspension instead of a DUI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36255791)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Nubile razzmatazz national security agency step-uncle's house

These are all correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38601385)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: Galvanic property cuckoldry

I’ve sat in on a DUI trial with 7 at issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38601421)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Topaz stirring gaping pervert

result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#46807951)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Deep lascivious dog poop

"21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow"

(guy who has never driven on snow tires)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#43192470)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: chocolate at-the-ready native people who are hurt

"One or two black people is fine, but get them into a group and all bets are off"

(John Derbyshire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#43519228)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36177776)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king

#1 hits home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36177803)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36183665)



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Date: June 24th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36300705)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: outnumbered hairy legs shrine

did you make this list yourself? if so, impressive breadth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36177815)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: low-t site

Yes I had it at 100+ with some help on Qfora back in the day, but the admin loves to scrub that place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36178633)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: amber meetinghouse

I found this very amusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36177828)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Crimson flatulent therapy

is 32 actually correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36177831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: amber meetinghouse

I think a number of these are technically or usually true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36177839)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Talented know-it-all nibblets nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36190723)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Fishy space codepig

op outed as a gook @ #29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36177846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: flirting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36178705)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: low-t site

33. Capitalism is better than communism because it inspires people to work hard. In a communist society, everyone would just have their hand out! People only work for their next paycheque, not for any higher purpose.

34. The war in the middle east has raged uninterrupted since time immemorial and it not catalysed by Jews

35. White people are good at innovating; chinks are good at making improvements to designs patented by whites.

36. It is not the size of the man in the fight, but rather, the fight in the man

37. Immigrants have come to america from all over the world, in search of a better life.

38. There are two kinds of circuits - Series and Parallel

39. Kids do not play outside anymore

40. The shipping of jobs overseas has hurt Americans (follow-on point: either the Americans are ENTITLED and LAZY or the chinks product is INFERIOR).

41. Adults must pay bills and make budgets

42. If you put money in the bank, it will earn interest

43. Black guys have big dicks

44. Judaism is a Religion.

45. Putting a fuel pump inside of a gas tank is one way of preventing vapor lock with fuel injected cars

46. Manual transmissions with synchronisers do not require you to double-clutch

47. New cars are heaver because of stuff like power window motors and shit

48. You cannot just turn a diesel off. You need to idle it down for an indeterminate amount of time.

49. NASCAR races without the restrictor plates are the most exciting because they go faster

50. In order to be licenced to drive, one must attain a learner's permit, drive with a parent or whoever for 6 months or a year, and take a road test. They must be able to parallel park and execute a 3-point turn.

51. It is too easy to get a driver's licence in the U.S. They'll give a licence to anyone.

52. 12-gauge is by far the most common type of shotgun. 10-gauges were popular once as well, and were still used for turkeys as well as some types of waterfowl. The gauge refers to the size of the pellet - the smaller, the bigger.

53. Niggers have ruined the NBA with their ghettoness and unsportsmanlike diva attitudes.

54. Niggers go after nasty white women

55. What do you all a thousand lawyers drowned at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

56. Overhead valve technology is actually newer than OHC tech. Although the former has often higher displacement relative to performance, the heads are more compact, meaning the overall package has smaller dimensions with fewer moving parts.

57. Marriage often ends with a woman seizing half of your shit, with the aid of the justice system. The entire system is biased against men.

58. If you do not rake your leaves, they will die and suffocate your grass when it snows.

59. One does not simply fly to Florida.

60. You have to work in the factory at UPS for years before they give you the privilege of driving the truck

61. Unions were perhaps a good thing, once, but their time has come and gone, and perhaps they've done more harm than good in the past few decades.

62. Coors Light is mostly Water

63. Drowning is actually one of the most peaceful ways to die

64. Women get moody during and in the period approaching their Periods

65. The United States' involvement in WW2 was necessary and justified, not to mention the atomic bomb.

66. Life expectancies have increased immensely due to Medicine and Technology

67. Social Security won't be around when we retire!

68. The Civil War wasn't fought over slavery

69. To check a car's treads, use the penny test

70. Shoe size / 2 = Dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36178770)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Electric peach crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36178818)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king

71. Opting for the slower internet package is a great way to save money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36178941)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: amber meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36179143)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: arrogant emerald background story

Number 70 is exactly right in my case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36179661)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible base jap

size 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#40899344)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:56 AM
Author: Bateful black woman

72. We don’t want it to be that way, but it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36179705)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: low-t site

73. Calories in, calories out! Simple!

74. They don't make 'em like they used to

75. An upgraded electrical panel may be needed depending on your Electricity needs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36179819)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: low-t site

76. Baldness is inherited from the mother's side

77. There are two wonderful moments in a boat owner's life - the day he buys it and the day he sells it.

78. Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941 for no reason and it was a coincidence that the aircraft carriers were all out to sea.

79. Getting behind an 18 wheeler on the highway will improve gas mileage because they absorb all of the Wind.

80. Women like "bad boys" when they are young, but are wont to settle down later in life.

81. More car accidents happen around Dusk

82. Purebred dogs are more prone to health problems

83. Clothes from Wal-mart are just as good as those at the Mall; the latter is just overpriced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36190398)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: deranged avocado stage boistinker

Why are you desperate for attention, shithead? Not getting enough from JDU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36190413)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36215095)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Charcoal cowardly lay

A lot of these are sooooooooooooooooo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36215100)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: low-t site

84. If you are going less than 13 mph over the speed limit on the interstate, you probably won't get pulled over.

85. Communism is an evil system whereby rich people steal everything and poor people are impoverished.

86. 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust

87. It requires 12 years of "schooling" to be a Doctor

88. What do you call a Doctor who didn't get into medical school? A Dentist!

89. Drinking water helps to attenuate a hangover

90. The average penis is 6"

91. Auto Auctions, Storage Auctions, and flea markets can be a source of overlooked treasures

92. Live bait is easier to fish with than Lures

93. Everyone nowadays wants instant gratification

94. Everyone nowadays has a fuckin' short attention span

95. Kids nowadays are ENTITLED

96. SAT scores are not necessarily reflective of intelligence/aptitude/anything

97. Hand Size and Dick size correlate

98. Ear Size and Dick Size correlate

99. Correlation IS causation

100. If you have not been in a car accident for a while, your risk thereof increases because you are "due"

101. The N64's use of cartridges was a fatal error on Nintendo's part

102. The money of the United States is backed by Gold, located at Fort Knox

103. Guns don't kill people; people kill people

104. The best things in life are free



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36255446)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: low-t site

105. Everything in moderation

106. Coffee stunt's your growth

107. To become a Doctor requires 12 years of schooling

108. Many people don't work in the field that they majored in

109. Circumcision reduces the risk of infection

110. Rich people create Jobs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36353219)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: low-t site

111. 100 years ago, Cars were not a common sight, and horses and buggies ruled the day



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36555681)



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Date: September 16th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#36822429)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37113545)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Razzle brunch liquid oxygen

Hey man, #30 was definitely true through at least 1985/1986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37113996)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Razzle brunch liquid oxygen

And at least the Westside is doing just fine even these days, TTT Colombos and Bonannos notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37114007)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: low-t site

111. Leaving a refrigerator open for any length of time is a CODE RED

112. There are other Civil Wars besides the U.S. Civil War.

113. Drywall and sheetrock are all but the same thing

114. The French are pussies; we saved their ass in WW2

115. If the antifreeze in your radiator overflow tank is milky and bubbling, you have a blown head gasket

116. Nirvana, "Smells like Teen Spirit," is the greatest song of the 1990s

117. The Left Lane is the Fast Lane

118. Most people do not do what they went to college for.

119. Before Jesus came into being, every single human being perished, their soul forever perished.

120. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37134814)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: indigo clown ladyboy

Great thread friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37134815)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: low-t site

maybe you should add something; this isn't a one-man show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37134828)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 8:36 PM
Author: indigo clown ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#48473956)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: low-t site

121. The epithet "Wop" is an acronym, and stands for "With Out Papers."

122. Once married, get yourself a pickle jar. Remove a pickle from the jar each time you get laid. Chances are, it will never be emptied.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37462976)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: low-t site

123. If you receive a Raise, it could well bump you into a new Tax Bracket, causing your overall take-home pay to decrease.

124. Mounting a television above a fireplace is a shrewd decision and a good way to maximise space

125. Doubling the tax is an easy way to calculate a Tip

126. Waitstaff make less than minimum wage, and make up the difference in Tips.

127. WWF No Mercy for N64 was arguably the greatest wrestling game of all time

128. There are two WWE shows - Raw & Smackdown - each airing on different nights of the week. Oftentimes, storylines do not cross over, but it is a treat when they do.

129. Insurance deductibles are all but impossible to explain

130. The infield fly rule is a rule of baseball that treats certain fly balls as though caught, before the ball is caught, even if the infielder fails to catch it or drops it on purpose. The umpire's declaration of an infield fly means that the batter is out (and all force plays are removed) regardless of whether the ball is caught. The rule exists to prevent the defense from achieving a double play or triple play by failing to catch a ball that an infielder could catch with ordinary effort. The rule is limited to apply only in situations where this result is possible.

131. Public sector workers do nothing all day, leave work at exactly 5:00, and it is a travesty if they make more than the average American income of $27k.

132. Kids not playing outside is a travesty with far-reaching implications.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37532568)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: low-t site

133. Defence wins championships

134. The ancient Greeks were homosexuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37538570)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 4:46 PM
Author: bespoke cracking field

Woah, whyd you spell it like a faggotty britt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38080164)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:42 PM
Author: Lime pocket flask

The film [Debbie Does Dallas] is in the public domain following a US court ruling in 1987 that declared its copyright to be lost. Due to its pornographic content, it was ruled ineligible for the expanded copyright duration, as the legislative intent of extending copyright had been for it to apply to family entertainment such as Mickey Mouse.

The movie spawned a number of sequels and spin-offs including Debbie Does New Orleans, Debbie Does Wall Street, Debbie Does Dallas Again and the unrelated Debbie Duz Dishes franchise. It also spawned a 2002 Off Broadway musical, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37538599)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Disgusting onyx striped hyena

like half of this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37538602)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37538623)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: bespoke cracking field

Half of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38080147)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 12:11 PM
Author: low-t site

135. A "boondock" is someplace is really far out, or really redneck. Sometimes, this can be shortened to, "boonies."

136. Wal-mart clothing is of the same quality as Abercrombie & Fitch. You are paying for a name.

137. Jews are, "good with money."

138. You used to be able to fix anything on a car with a basic toolkit — however — you would frequently *need* said toolkit to keep the thing running!

139. O.J. Simpson killed his ex-wife and her lover, Ron Goldman

140. The Marines are more badass than the army.

141. Liberals caused Speedy Gonzalez and Foghorn Leghorn to be removed from the airwaves

142. A woman who has sex on the first date may well be a slut

143. It it not wise to put the cart before the horse

144. Technology is advancing rapidly all the time

145. Vaginal orgasms are mysterious and may not actually exist, but dick size is said to be a component thereof

146. Azn pussy is sideways

147. Measure twice, cut once

148. Popularity in high school is inconsequential in the "real world."

149. Sex is the greatest thing in the world

150. Penn and Teller are hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37579013)



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Date: January 19th, 2019 3:54 AM
Author: slate splenetic quadroon

151. It takes 21 days to make a habit.

152. God helps those who help themselves.

153. If you are not a liberal at 18, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at 35, you have no brain.

154. Sex sells.

155. Happy wife, happy life.

156. You can tell a lot about a man by his handshake.

157. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

158. When you point a finger at someone you've got three pointing back at yourself.

159. Military intelligence is an oxymoron.

160. Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

161. Buy gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37619598)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: low-t site

162. Changing oil every 3,000 miles is cheap insurance against wear & tear on an internal combustine engine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#37629285)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 4:15 PM
Author: low-t site

163. Towards the end of the month, Policemen are eager to write traffic tickets in order to fill their Quotas for the month



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38080014)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: chest-beating wonderful jewess pit

164. Car accidents often occur shortly after it begins raining, when the motor oil on the road starts flowing across the road's surface.

165. Lawyers are often unscrupulous and lack moral guidance

166. Becoming a doctor is a virtuous and noble endeavor

167. Arranging for one's children to have braces is critical for their longterm wellbeing

168. In the weight room, low repetitions with high weight yields strength, while high repetitions with low weight leads to muscle definition and tone

169. High frequency trading doesn't "contribute" anything to the economy and is instead an elaborate blackbox of nonsense that leeches off "the system"

170. Homeless beggars in urban areas are often not homeless and are in fact simply masquerading as such!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38080326)



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Date: April 13th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: low-t site

this guy gets it. Did you blow your load here or do you have anything else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38082873)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 3:21 PM
Author: bespoke cracking field

Lol at legit proles having an opinion on 169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38115961)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: low-t site

171. Life isn't fair

172. Immigrants do jobs that Americans *won't*!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38295461)



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Date: July 8th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38498786)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: low-t site

173. You get what you pay for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38578006)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: low-t site

174. Fat girls have amazing personalities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38601382)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: Talented know-it-all nibblets nowag

175: talent is distributed evenly but opportunity isn’t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38601434)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: primrose swollen market

this is shitlib wisdom, not prole wisdom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38933872)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: low-t site

176. If someone rear-ends you, it's automatically their fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38905915)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: low-t site

177. The tradition of the 21-gun salute derives from the fact that the digits of "1776," when added up, equal 21.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38933797)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: racy locale pozpig

Uh...this actually checks out bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38933810)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: low-t site

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21-gun_salute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38934066)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 3:56 PM
Author: low-t site

Also prole wisdom is not about what's true or false, it's more like "shit that proles say with an air of confidence regardless of whether it's true." Many of these happen to be true. Thanks for ruining it by making me explain it btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38934077)



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Date: October 13th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: low-t site

178: There's two types of smarts: Book smarts, and street smarts

179: Wearing Cologne will aid in attracting Women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#38970877)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 1:52 PM
Author: low-t site

179. The truth is always somewhere in the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#39065448)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: sable state

180. "America, love it or leave it!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#39065452)



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Date: April 3rd, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Electric peach crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#39936290)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#40899305)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 2:25 PM
Author: Deep lascivious dog poop

21 is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#40899376)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: low-t site

181. Donald J Trump is the rightful President of the United States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#41363999)



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Date: February 4th, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: low-t site

182. If you get into a car accident and make a claim on your insurance, your rates could well SKYROCKET even if you are found not to be at fault. Don't like it? Too bad, there is nothing you can do about it. Your insurer could also cancel you at any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#41885194)



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Date: June 10th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: low-t site

183. Children of rich people all become spoiled fuckups

184. It’s not what you know, it’s who you blow

185. Timing chains have longer service intervals than timing belts.

186. Timing belts in interference engines will wreck the engine if they break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#42602629)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: low-t site

187. Car Insurance is impossible to understand; you will never know if or when you are covered driving someone else's vehicle

188. The 2020 election was suspect in a number of ways

189. COVID-19 is being exaggerated for political purposes by the Left

190. Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom of all time. Curb your Enthusiasm is hard to get into



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#43126480)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: lake vibrant heaven doctorate

incredibly important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#43192421)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:15 PM
Author: low-t site

Enjoying my ignore list, champ? Contribute or gtfo

—Sully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#43193392)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: tan infuriating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#48473837)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#48473992)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: pale thirsty electric furnace

180 thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#43519101)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: low-t site

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#43519103)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: tan infuriating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#48933553)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: low-t site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#48934955)



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Date: March 6th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: low-t site

191. Vaccines cause injuries, the awareness of which the government, media, and corporations are wont to suppress.

192. Ukraine is a country in Europe.

193. Vaccine mandates are unconstitutional

194. The 2020 election was rife with fraud, the evidence for which was thrown out on various technicalities

195. Coronavirus came from China

196. The Democratic party used The Coronavirus as a political weapon against Donald Trump, at the expense of the wellbeing of the American people and the world at large

197. Dodge Rams are unreliable, with exception of the Cummins diesel variants



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#44098179)



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Date: May 13th, 2022 10:20 PM
Author: tan infuriating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#44509028)



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Date: May 13th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: low-t site

my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#44509031)



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Date: November 6th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: tan infuriating school

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0HGEZXTy8Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#45447763)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: low-t site

198. COVID vaccines are known to have caused myocarditis

199. COVID was Engineered in a lab

200. Bill Gates is buying Land, killing lots of 3rd worlders, wants to control the population of earth, and was friends with Epstein and probably went to his Island.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#46807945)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Topaz stirring gaping pervert

most of these are not prole wisdom but basic fact. Specifically everything about blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#46807954)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:15 PM
Author: low-t site

You sound like you have limited experience with proles. How was eating with chopsticks and/or PS1 System Link growing up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#46807991)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:17 PM
Author: Topaz stirring gaping pervert

I grew up in a prole neighborhood in the Prole Capital. the op list is mostly sound advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#46807997)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: low-t site

yes, certainly. proles have values that are rooted in reality, but they also have their blind spots, meaning they fail to understand complex systems. So they have solid common sense, but they'll also emphasize that working at Mcdonalds builds CHARACTER while Preps are doing Internships and shit. they don't understand complex artificial systems ime. Just one example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#46808092)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: low-t site

201. Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#47521859)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: slate splenetic quadroon

202. A dull blade is far more dangerous to the wielder than a sharp one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#49622501)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: low-t site

203. If your check engine light is not blinking, it is probably fine until next week.

204. Never buy the first model year after a redesign.

205. A house is always a good investment because they are not making any more land.

206. HR is there to protect the employee.

207. HR is there to protect the company.

208. If a man has a clean garage, he has his life in order.

209. If you want loyalty, get a dog.

210. A resume should never be more than one page.

211. You should call after submitting an application so they know you are serious.

212. Nobody wants to work anymore.

213. College is a scam unless you are becoming a doctor, lawyer, engineer, or teacher.

214. Teachers get summers off.

215. Chiropractors are quacks, except the good ones.

216. Never let the tank get below a quarter in winter.

217. Premium gas cleans the engine out.

218. A car with highway miles is basically new.

219. Leasing is throwing money away.

220. Buying new is throwing money away because it loses value when you drive it off the lot.

221. The dealership makes all its money in the finance office.

222. Never tell them what monthly payment you want.

223. They do not make small trucks anymore because of regulations.

224. The best time to buy a car is the last day of the month.

225. You should change your oil before a long trip.

226. Letting a car sit is worse than driving it.

227. A battery can test good and still be bad.

228. Alternators either work or they do not.

229. If your tires are wearing unevenly, you need an alignment.

230. If the steering wheel shakes, it is probably the rotors.

231. If the A/C stops blowing cold, it just needs Freon.

232. If the heat stops working, it is probably the thermostat.

233. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or mattresses.

234. Updating your phone slows it down on purpose.

235. Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

236. You can be fired for anything because every state is right-to-work.

237. If they ask you to resign, make them fire you.

238. If you quit, you cannot get unemployment.

239. It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

240. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

241. The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

242. If you want something done, give it to the busiest person.

243. Never lend money to family unless you are prepared to lose it.

244. Blood is thicker than water.

245. Nobody is ever really ready to have kids.

246. Everything happens for a reason.

247. God never gives you more than you can handle.

248. Time heals all wounds.

249. Poor people stay poor because they do not know how to budget.

250. Rich people stay rich because they know how to use debt.

251. Cash is king.

252. A raise can hurt you if it pushes you into the next bracket.

253. Buy once, cry once.

254. Good fences make good neighbors.

255. Mold is everywhere.

256. Heat rises.

257. Cold air comes in around the windows.

258. Ceiling fans should spin the other way in winter.

259. Never go to the grocery store hungry.

260. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

261. Feed a cold, starve a fever.

262. You lose most of your heat through your head.

263. Sitting too close to the TV ruins your eyes.

264. Reading in the dark ruins your eyes.

265. Shaving makes hair grow back thicker.

266. If you swallow gum, it stays in your stomach for seven years.

267. Going outside with wet hair will make you sick.

268. Stretching prevents injuries.

269. Muscle weighs more than fat.

270. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

271. Liquor before beer, you are in the clear.

272. Coffee sobers you up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#49977140)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: slate splenetic quadroon

223. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or [insert the business you're in].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#49977211)



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Date: September 8th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Mega Feces

The Prevent Defense PREVENTS you from winning har har har

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2E#50123837)