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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
brindle frum gay wizard
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
khaki seedy private investor
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
sepia pozpig
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Shimmering Razzle-dazzle Stain Turdskin
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Ulysses
maniacal bawdyhouse partner
  08/27/26
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
maniacal bawdyhouse partner
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
adulterous crotch
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
marvelous sex offender
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
marvelous sex offender
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
maniacal bawdyhouse partner
  08/27/26
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
...
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Catch-22
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
edit ❌
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Dickens
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Shimmering Razzle-dazzle Stain Turdskin
  08/27/26
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
The English Patient
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
wtf
marvelous sex offender
  08/27/26
Catch 22
maniacal bawdyhouse partner
  08/27/26
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
tantric mood public bath
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Orwell
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
...
provocative cyan office kitty
  08/27/26
...
Yapping dead lay sound barrier
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
adulterous crotch
  08/28/26
...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
I really can't
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Triste!
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
tantric mood public bath
  08/27/26
don't know :(
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
tantric mood public bath
  08/27/26
oh good one
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
provocative cyan office kitty
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Razzmatazz Cocky Indirect Expression Gaming Laptop
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/27/26
No.
Razzmatazz Cocky Indirect Expression Gaming Laptop
  08/27/26
Dracula
balding stirring generalized bond
  08/28/26
Im gay
Concupiscible lake resort doctorate
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Costumed contagious giraffe
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Yapping dead lay sound barrier
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Excitant Box Office
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
thirsty greedy shrine sneaky criminal
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Costumed contagious giraffe
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
domesticated gold school cafeteria water buffalo
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
soul-stirring cuckold university
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
domesticated gold school cafeteria water buffalo
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: brindle frum gay wizard

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: khaki seedy private investor

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: sepia pozpig

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Shimmering Razzle-dazzle Stain Turdskin

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: maniacal bawdyhouse partner

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: maniacal bawdyhouse partner

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: adulterous crotch

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: marvelous sex offender

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: marvelous sex offender

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: maniacal bawdyhouse partner

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Shimmering Razzle-dazzle Stain Turdskin

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: marvelous sex offender

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: maniacal bawdyhouse partner

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: tantric mood public bath

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: provocative cyan office kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Yapping dead lay sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: adulterous crotch

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: tantric mood public bath

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: tantric mood public bath

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: provocative cyan office kitty

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cocky Indirect Expression Gaming Laptop

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cocky Indirect Expression Gaming Laptop

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: balding stirring generalized bond

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible lake resort doctorate

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Costumed contagious giraffe

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Yapping dead lay sound barrier

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Excitant Box Office

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: thirsty greedy shrine sneaky criminal

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Costumed contagious giraffe

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: domesticated gold school cafeteria water buffalo

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuckold university

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: domesticated gold school cafeteria water buffalo

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2E#50147796)