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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
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He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: contagious garrison

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: contagious garrison

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: contagious garrison

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: contagious garrison

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: contagious garrison

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: contagious garrison

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: contagious garrison

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: contagious garrison

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: contagious garrison

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: contagious garrison

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: contagious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50066358)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50077489)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50090421)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: contagious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49938223)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49945345)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49954304)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904544)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904624)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49905354)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49913982)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: carmine aggressive newt

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: apoplectic violet theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: ruddy useless senate jewess

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: amber multi-billionaire dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: drab irradiated stage ape



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: medicated bearded abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz black striped hyena kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: pale big roommate gaming laptop

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Flushed house-broken theatre

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: amber multi-billionaire dilemma

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: drunken wonderful brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: amber multi-billionaire dilemma

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: apoplectic violet theater

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: amber multi-billionaire dilemma

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: provocative giraffe parlour

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bronze sanctuary

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: bright cerebral jew trailer park

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: medicated bearded abode

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: pale big roommate gaming laptop

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Exciting public bath queen of the night

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: medicated bearded abode

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Flushed house-broken theatre

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: carmine aggressive newt

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: cobalt floppy resort toaster

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: jade rough-skinned quadroon

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: apoplectic violet theater

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy deep base

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: orchid really tough guy lodge

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Curious aqua masturbator station

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: orchid really tough guy lodge

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Curious aqua masturbator station

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: concupiscible nudist dopamine stage

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: orchid really tough guy lodge

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: azure step-uncle's house

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: carmine aggressive newt

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: cobalt floppy resort toaster

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Bateful Ivory Indian Lodge

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Bateful Ivory Indian Lodge

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Bateful Ivory Indian Lodge

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: silver alcoholic private investor

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: unhinged ocher address

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Mildly autistic rehab foreskin

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Bateful Ivory Indian Lodge

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Maize Casino Fat Ankles

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Cowardly Halford Menage

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Heady cumskin

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: pale big roommate gaming laptop

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: apoplectic violet theater

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Avocado telephone

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Marvelous hell

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: unhinged ocher address

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: orchid really tough guy lodge

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: opaque embarrassed to the bone library wagecucks

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50068093)