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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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Excitant senate
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Magenta Bateful Clown
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Excitant senate
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Sapphire principal's office chad
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
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He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Excitant senate
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Excitant senate

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50090580)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: coiffed vibrant casino cuckoldry

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: coiffed vibrant casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: coiffed vibrant casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: coiffed vibrant casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: coiffed vibrant casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50114177)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50121351)



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Date: September 15th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50136959)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50141651)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50146083)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: laughsome ultramarine international law enforcement agency round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Excitant senate

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon ratface

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Adventurous erotic half-breed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: supple locus

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Racy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle people who are hurt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Talented ungodly station private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Histrionic keepsake machete

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: wonderful chest-beating garrison

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Stirring really tough guy

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Cobalt Violent Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring really tough guy

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Adventurous erotic half-breed den

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Stirring really tough guy

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored Prole Rigor

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Excitant senate

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: disgusting twisted hunting ground twinkling uncleanness

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Crawly charismatic point

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle people who are hurt church

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Histrionic keepsake machete

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Drab spot main people

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Excitant senate

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle people who are hurt church

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: wonderful chest-beating garrison

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon ratface

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Excitant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Magenta Bateful Clown

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Saffron concupiscible coffee pot juggernaut

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Adventurous erotic half-breed den

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Irate aromatic theater stage pisswyrm

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crystalline ape

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious Fragrant Gay Wizard Regret

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crystalline ape

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Rambunctious Fragrant Gay Wizard Regret

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: violet dopamine

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crystalline ape

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned provocative shrine

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Excitant senate

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Magenta Bateful Clown

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Sapphire principal's office chad

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Sapphire principal's office chad

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Excitant senate

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Sapphire principal's office chad

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: 180 brunch

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Excitant senate

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Excitant senate

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: geriatric navy nursing home brethren

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Excitant senate

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Aqua Old Irish Cottage Mother

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Excitant senate

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Sapphire principal's office chad

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Floppy property incel

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: maize bossy bawdyhouse

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Irradiated Henna Heaven Patrolman

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Histrionic keepsake machete

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Adventurous erotic half-breed den

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Bearded box office

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: geriatric navy nursing home brethren

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: appetizing mewling university corn cake

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Excitant senate

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crystalline ape

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: bright out-of-control theatre

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#50068093)