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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
coral shitlib
  01/05/14
...
ungodly theatre crotch
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Diverse Azure Multi-billionaire
  06/25/12
...
cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate
  06/25/12
Jesus
Pontificating fuchsia gas station
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Jade Mischievous Clown University
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
contagious crusty stead
  08/02/12
crying
vermilion locale
  08/29/12
...
startled marvelous ladyboy
  02/22/13
...
Bateful Roast Beef
  08/21/13
lost my shit
scarlet hominid
  03/19/14
...
Navy insecure address therapy
  06/27/14
...
turquoise voyeur den
  06/27/14
...
curious pit
  09/14/17
...
Exciting Fiercely-loyal Set Water Buffalo
  07/20/18
...
Exciting Fiercely-loyal Set Water Buffalo
  02/09/19
...
amethyst preventive strike
  07/11/19
...
blue splenetic stag film
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Adventurous lettuce
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
cop
cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate
  06/25/12
...
Diverse Azure Multi-billionaire
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Cerebral sable school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
gold base
  08/02/12
...
stubborn stirring tanning salon
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
deranged glittery coldplay fan
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Misanthropic Zippy Spot
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate
  06/25/12
...
Cruel-hearted internal respiration digit ratio
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
gold base
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Lemon jet-lagged circlehead
  08/21/13
...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
...
Aromatic Keepsake Machete
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
galvanic mentally impaired trailer park
  06/25/12
...
stubborn stirring tanning salon
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Underhanded Amber Locus
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Canary Sadistic Selfie Trust Fund
  06/25/12
...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  06/26/12
...
stubborn stirring tanning salon
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
ivory out-of-control fortuitous meteor
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
appetizing awkward telephone sex offender
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Mint Queen Of The Night Space
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  08/02/12
...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
contagious crusty stead
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
gold base
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
gold base
  08/02/12
...
Greedy church brethren
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  08/02/12
...
Lake beady-eyed theater
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
gold base
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Mint Queen Of The Night Space
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
gold base
  08/06/12
Cr
Poppy Razzmatazz Halford
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gold base
  08/08/12
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Greedy church brethren
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
disgusting hyperventilating school fanboi
  08/20/12
...
Greedy church brethren
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Balding motley scourge upon the earth
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Bateful Roast Beef
  08/21/13
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gold base
  02/22/13
...
stubborn stirring tanning salon
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Bateful Roast Beef
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Lemon jet-lagged circlehead
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Bateful Roast Beef
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Navy insecure address therapy
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Lemon jet-lagged circlehead
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Ebony talented mental disorder
  08/21/13
180
stubborn stirring tanning salon
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
stubborn stirring tanning salon
  09/30/13
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stubborn stirring tanning salon
  12/24/13
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stubborn stirring tanning salon
  01/05/14
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garnet dashing mad cow disease church building
  03/19/14
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Cracking range
  06/25/14
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Navy insecure address therapy
  06/27/14
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chestnut lascivious police squad abode
  07/22/14
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Brass ratface national
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Brass ratface national
  08/04/14
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Mewling Boyish Indian Lodge Immigrant
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
charcoal trip pocket flask point
  12/08/14
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gold base
  12/11/14
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comical hall
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
Razzle-dazzle Violent Deer Antler Hunting Ground
  08/12/15
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Soul-stirring Copper Theater Stage Regret
  07/29/16
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French home
  11/03/16
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jet box office
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Judgmental at-the-ready roommate
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
odious bronze idiot stage
  09/15/17
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comical hall
  05/20/17
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gold base
  06/27/17
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comical hall
  07/29/17
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multi-colored brunch
  10/01/17
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ivory out-of-control fortuitous meteor
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
laughsome shimmering meetinghouse
  01/29/18
where did he go
charismatic aquamarine tattoo
  01/29/18
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Irradiated medicated crackhouse coffee pot
  05/14/18
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ivory out-of-control fortuitous meteor
  08/16/18
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Self-centered Lodge
  01/25/19
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Idiotic parlor old irish cottage
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Rusted Station Gunner
  05/26/19
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arousing godawful garrison fat ankles
  08/08/19
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Vibrant quadroon
  02/19/20
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blue splenetic stag film
  08/27/21
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Cyan messiness
  07/16/22
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Spectacular Piazza
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: coral shitlib

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: ungodly theatre crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Diverse Azure Multi-billionaire

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Pontificating fuchsia gas station

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Jade Mischievous Clown University

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: contagious crusty stead

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: vermilion locale

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: startled marvelous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Bateful Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: scarlet hominid

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Navy insecure address therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: turquoise voyeur den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: curious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Exciting Fiercely-loyal Set Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Exciting Fiercely-loyal Set Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: amethyst preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: blue splenetic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Adventurous lettuce

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Diverse Azure Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Cerebral sable school cafeteria liquid oxygen

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: gold base

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: stubborn stirring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: deranged glittery coldplay fan

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Zippy Spot

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted internal respiration digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: cream aphrodisiac half-breed senate

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: gold base

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Lemon jet-lagged circlehead

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: galvanic mentally impaired trailer park

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: stubborn stirring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Underhanded Amber Locus

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Canary Sadistic Selfie Trust Fund

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: stubborn stirring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: ivory out-of-control fortuitous meteor

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: appetizing awkward telephone sex offender

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Mint Queen Of The Night Space

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: contagious crusty stead

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: gold base

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: gold base

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Greedy church brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Lake beady-eyed theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: gold base

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Mint Queen Of The Night Space

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: gold base

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Poppy Razzmatazz Halford

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: gold base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Greedy church brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: disgusting hyperventilating school fanboi

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Greedy church brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Balding motley scourge upon the earth

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Bateful Roast Beef

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: gold base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: stubborn stirring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Bateful Roast Beef

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Lemon jet-lagged circlehead

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Bateful Roast Beef

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Navy insecure address therapy

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Lemon jet-lagged circlehead

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Ebony talented mental disorder

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: stubborn stirring tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: stubborn stirring tanning salon

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: stubborn stirring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: stubborn stirring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: garnet dashing mad cow disease church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Cracking range

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Navy insecure address therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: chestnut lascivious police squad abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Brass ratface national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Brass ratface national

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Mewling Boyish Indian Lodge Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: charcoal trip pocket flask point

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: gold base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: comical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Violent Deer Antler Hunting Ground

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Copper Theater Stage Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: French home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: jet box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Judgmental at-the-ready roommate

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: odious bronze idiot stage

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: comical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: gold base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: comical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: multi-colored brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: ivory out-of-control fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: laughsome shimmering meetinghouse

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: charismatic aquamarine tattoo

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Irradiated medicated crackhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: ivory out-of-control fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Self-centered Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Idiotic parlor old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Rusted Station Gunner

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: arousing godawful garrison fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Vibrant quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: blue splenetic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Cyan messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#49964828)