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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Sinister institution lettuce
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Sinister institution lettuce
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Sinister institution lettuce
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Sinister institution lettuce
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Sinister institution lettuce
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Cerebral canary ratface
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
k
Cerebral canary ratface
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Holy shit not flame?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
jet-lagged parlor
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Crystalline thriller principal's office cuckoldry
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
180
Crystalline thriller principal's office cuckoldry
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Sinister institution lettuce
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
sick marketing idea
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Sinister institution lettuce
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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180 will do.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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180 thread
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We got new butt plugs.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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of course
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Cerebral canary ratface

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Cerebral canary ratface

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Gold Yapping Tank Whorehouse

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Wonderful people who are hurt

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: low-t legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Heady hall reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Violent Resort

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Wonderful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Umber Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: claret station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: very tactful orchestra pit mother

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Carmine Medicated Cuckold

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged parlor

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Crystalline thriller principal's office cuckoldry

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Crystalline thriller principal's office cuckoldry

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Crystalline thriller principal's office cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Sinister institution lettuce

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Chestnut frum regret boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: pea-brained degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: low-t legend

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Turquoise genital piercing chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Bright talented locus

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Kink-friendly Main People

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Crystalline thriller principal's office cuckoldry

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling haunting dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Jet spot round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Wonderful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: sick marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: disrespectful queen of the night kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Lascivious Mental Disorder

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Flesh hilarious sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: cowardly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Chocolate pontificating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: poppy sanctuary haunted graveyard

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: electric french chef

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: slippery deranged preventive strike lodge

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: slippery deranged preventive strike lodge

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: sick marketing idea

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: cream irradiated private investor elastic band

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: electric french chef

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral canary ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Opaque Narrow-minded Hunting Ground Location

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Flesh hilarious sneaky criminal

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Crystalline thriller principal's office cuckoldry

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: sick marketing idea

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Bright talented locus

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Wonderful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: buff impressive double fault menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: buff impressive double fault menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Wonderful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Chocolate pontificating stage

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: sick marketing idea

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Carmine Medicated Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Umber Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: sick marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: orange casino

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: obsidian mind-boggling rehab

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: obsidian mind-boggling rehab

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Ruby Bespoke Partner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Spectacular violet public bath

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged parlor

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged parlor

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: contagious house-broken bawdyhouse sound barrier

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: contagious house-broken bawdyhouse sound barrier

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Sepia rambunctious school cafeteria telephone

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Deep Lime Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Nighttime maize multi-billionaire potus

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Vibrant citrine garrison masturbator

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: avocado aromatic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: sick marketing idea

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Erotic step-uncle's house macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: painfully honest offensive library azn

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Curious Carnelian Office Cuck

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Vivacious theater stage newt

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Appetizing range jewess

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: low-t legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: slimy point volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: avocado aromatic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: geriatric school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Bright talented locus

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: sick marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Deep Lime Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#50002879)