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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
Disrespectful background story
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
stimulating unholy space
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
Disrespectful background story
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Citrine Adulterous Half-breed Trailer Park
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
stimulating unholy space
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titillating sanctuary nowag
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
Splenetic impertinent business firm
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Disrespectful background story
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Glittery crackhouse national security agency
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pearl well-lubricated round eye menage
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Enola str8
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
deranged mauve stag film
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
Mahogany church
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Brass Locus Potus
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
pearl well-lubricated round eye menage
  05/02/26
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Dashing Legal Warrant
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful background story

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: stimulating unholy space

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49857545)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful background story

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49857548)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Citrine Adulterous Half-breed Trailer Park



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: stimulating unholy space

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: titillating sanctuary nowag



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Splenetic impertinent business firm

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: Disrespectful background story



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse national security agency

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: pearl well-lubricated round eye menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49859034)



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Enola str8



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: deranged mauve stag film

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Mahogany church

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49858308)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Brass Locus Potus

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: pearl well-lubricated round eye menage

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Dashing Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2E#49859039)