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Jews use Bulova watches to trick God
| bloomington | 08/03/26 |
| Sportfucking cats for... sport | 08/03/26 |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 2:00 AM Author: bloomington (🦬) Jews want (need?) to sing on the Sabbath. But they don't want to sing off-key. And they aren't supposed to do any work. That means they aren't supposed to use any instruments, or even a tuning fork.
BUT!
There are certain Bulova watches that emit a hum, because the watch movement utilizes a tuning fork powered by a battery. And using this hum as a reference DOESN'T COUNT as doing work. Somehow.
God tricked again!!
https://forward.com/culture/483442/how-one-vintage-watch-has-been-making-cantors-lives-easier-for-more-than/ |
Date: August 3rd, 2026 2:01 AM Author: Sportfucking cats for... sport It sure is easy to trick God, when he finds out about the telephone wire encapsulating an entire city, he's going to be sooooo pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888982&forum_id=2E#50042024) |