He’s like “Korea town? Why?” I said yeah a buddy recommended it.

We go and stop at a bar and there are gorgeous Korean chicks but most were with guys. When you’re a white guy and you go there they look at you like you’re a celebrity. Even with boyfriends.

But I don’t like hitting on chicks who are with guys it’s disrespectful so we just did the smiles back etc. Thought we struck out but we were walking and there was some Asian ice cream place on the corner with some weird song that kept playing over and over. Moxie or something had some huge snowman as its logo but it was playing some song in Asian.

I see these two hot Korean chicks in miniskirts waiting on line. I say let’s go talk to them. We’re on line and I say something like “this song is going to give me a seizure. I have a better place wanna go with us?” They look at me like I’m a serial killer then we start chatting and make them laugh.

They get their ice cream and I’m like is the ice cream good? She says it’s some drink I don’t know wtf she was talking about.

Then were about to leave and she says “wait what about this other bar you were gonna show us?” So we take them to the bar we’re dancing and I end up banging mine in my office. He told me he didn’t bang his.

Now I have to ghost her bc she keeps texting me how she’s in love with me. I’m 40 and she’s 23. Don’t need a divorce.

Good job NYUUG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900076&forum_id=2E#50112225)