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Rate this alpha 47-yo surfing lawyer (vid)

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL
Provocative canary striped hyena
  05/26/26
It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and ...
slap-happy karate university
  05/26/26
Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really ...
Provocative canary striped hyena
  05/26/26
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navy spectacular forum
  05/26/26
180
flickering flushed resort prole
  05/26/26
Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in...
Disgusting pearly heaven philosopher-king
  05/26/26
0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ...
arousing center turdskin
  05/26/26
Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM ...
Provocative canary striped hyena
  05/27/26
Men are 180
Thriller lilac dilemma cuckoldry
  05/27/26
guy looks incredible for 57
Coral Appetizing Kitchen Tank
  05/27/26
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vermilion digit ratio windowlicker
  05/27/26
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Fragrant travel guidebook
  05/27/26
I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that&rsquo...
white titillating juggernaut
  05/27/26
...
Thriller lilac dilemma cuckoldry
  05/27/26
hdy
Provocative canary striped hyena
  05/27/26
Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping
Razzle-dazzle Onyx Hell Water Buffalo
  05/27/26
Most people say that I am just as alpha https://x.com/tur...
Bat Shit Crazy Self-centered Volcanic Crater
  05/27/26
...
Soul-stirring cream kitty cat
  05/27/26
where's your tats
Exhilarant Shimmering Shitlib Macaca
  05/27/26
Most autistic surfer of all time
marvelous swollen house
  05/27/26
my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovab...
Vigorous Twinkling Gunner Fortuitous Meteor
  05/27/26
Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can sta...
Provocative canary striped hyena
  05/27/26
credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will....
Vigorous Twinkling Gunner Fortuitous Meteor
  05/28/26
lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole
electric bistre orchestra pit french chef
  05/27/26
It’s *on the North Shore, kook. Second, NS is the wh...
Provocative canary striped hyena
  05/27/26
I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that vide...
Bateful frozen preventive strike indirect expression
  05/27/26
? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.
Provocative canary striped hyena
  05/27/26
I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. ...
Bateful frozen preventive strike indirect expression
  05/27/26
as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder tha...
Vigorous Twinkling Gunner Fortuitous Meteor
  05/28/26
47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages
Rebellious Indecent Reading Party Mad Cow Disease
  05/27/26
thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - ...
Submissive mother
  05/27/26


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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Provocative canary striped hyena

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49903135)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: slap-happy karate university

It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and then the video loops with you respawning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49903146)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Provocative canary striped hyena

Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49903167)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: navy spectacular forum



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: flickering flushed resort prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49903172)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Disgusting pearly heaven philosopher-king

Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49903297)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: arousing center turdskin

0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ones to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49903303)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative canary striped hyena

Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM me videos. The Spirit of Aloha is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904018)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Thriller lilac dilemma cuckoldry

Men are 180

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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Coral Appetizing Kitchen Tank

guy looks incredible for 57

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904024)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: vermilion digit ratio windowlicker



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fragrant travel guidebook



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: white titillating juggernaut

I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that’s a different Cali lawyer”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904168)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Thriller lilac dilemma cuckoldry



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Provocative canary striped hyena

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904589)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Onyx Hell Water Buffalo

Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904035)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Self-centered Volcanic Crater

Most people say that I am just as alpha

https://x.com/turigyetimothy/status/2059547417431707972?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904137)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cream kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904138)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shimmering Shitlib Macaca

where's your tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904142)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: marvelous swollen house

Most autistic surfer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904185)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Twinkling Gunner Fortuitous Meteor

my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovable group of bald, autistic lawyers with 3 shaky cross steps during a 10 second ride on a literal 2 foot wave

but good on you brah for still getting after it. stoked for you

edit: : )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904192)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Provocative canary striped hyena

Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can start fresh! Your mind is fucking with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904552)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Twinkling Gunner Fortuitous Meteor

credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will. age i$ flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49905055)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: electric bistre orchestra pit french chef

lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904560)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Provocative canary striped hyena

It’s *on the North Shore, kook.

Second, NS is the whitest spot on the island, and Queens is way more localized than any longboard in spot up there. Htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904586)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Bateful frozen preventive strike indirect expression

I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that video is athletically the same as skiing a bunny hill.. and if you were to surf a real wave it's more dangerous than skiing a real run.. if I were in Honolulu I'd just swim at that beach that's protected from the sharks by the reef.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904566)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Provocative canary striped hyena

? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904587)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Bateful frozen preventive strike indirect expression

I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. I like to either go 60mph or nonstop moguls so I'm drenched in sweat when I get down. Equivalent wave, i.e. 10ft and if if I wipe out I die. Surfing just seems like a dumb "sport" for unemployed or those that want to be friends with various bums and negroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904593)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Twinkling Gunner Fortuitous Meteor

as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder than skiing. i could elaborate, but just trust that I am write and you are wrong. as always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49905053)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Rebellious Indecent Reading Party Mad Cow Disease

47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904592)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Submissive mother

thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - sad! edit: you set the bar real high previously with your tats and casual nudity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2E#49904666)