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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
Flesh gas station main people
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Citrine Institution
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Citrine Institution
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pearly maniacal business firm
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
Costumed crawly gaming laptop
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
Flesh gas station main people
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Citrine Institution
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Citrine Institution
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Classical music
domesticated stead wrinkle
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
Sick dog poop
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
brindle indian lodge
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
splenetic range potus
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odious hospital friendly grandma
  09/28/23
It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
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cerebral lodge
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
Underhanded theater stage jew
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
Flesh gas station main people
  09/28/23
Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for ...
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Shimmering stimulating library
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high-end mauve athletic conference corner
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Flesh gas station main people

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2E#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Citrine Institution



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Citrine Institution



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Citrine Institution

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: pearly maniacal business firm



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Costumed crawly gaming laptop

Water would be his kryptonite

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: Flesh gas station main people

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Citrine Institution



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Citrine Institution



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: domesticated stead wrinkle

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Sick dog poop

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: brindle indian lodge

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2E#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: splenetic range potus

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2E#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: odious hospital friendly grandma



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: garnet floppy sneaky criminal

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: cerebral lodge



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Underhanded theater stage jew

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2E#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Flesh gas station main people

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: odious hospital friendly grandma

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Flesh gas station main people



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Shimmering stimulating library



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: high-end mauve athletic conference corner



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2E#49803466)