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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Stirring crimson shrine legal warrant | 10/09/12 |
| Stirring crimson shrine legal warrant | 10/09/12 |
| Stirring crimson shrine legal warrant | 10/10/12 |
| odious opaque party of the first part | 10/10/12 |
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| cowardly background story coffee pot | 10/10/12 |
| Mind-boggling transparent national security agency community account | 10/10/12 |
| fragrant reading party | 10/10/12 |
| Mind-boggling transparent national security agency community account | 10/10/12 |
| Well-lubricated Forum | 10/10/12 |
| at-the-ready amethyst den private investor | 05/15/23 |
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| Stirring crimson shrine legal warrant | 10/10/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Stirring crimson shrine legal warrant http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Stirring crimson shrine legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Stirring crimson shrine legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: odious opaque party of the first part lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Cerebral Alpha Library What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: cowardly background story coffee pot http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Mind-boggling transparent national security agency community account dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: fragrant reading party Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Mind-boggling transparent national security agency community account cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Well-lubricated Forum "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: at-the-ready amethyst den private investor It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Stirring crimson shrine legal warrant Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Wonderful Doctorate tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Big Really Tough Guy Place Of Business 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Swollen galvanic wrinkle awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: saffron hairless hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: apoplectic friendly grandma these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: concupiscible pea-brained son of senegal Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: floppy azure lodge newt 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: primrose pungent patrolman tattoo You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: honey-headed curious immigrant boistinker lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Boyish Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Boyish Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: nighttime razzle faggot firefighter messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#49639607) |